There have been some really weird laws over the years...<quoted text>
Because far right Christians have used those biblical interpretations to control their flock for eons and if those traditional interpretations are challenged it will cause doubt and a breakdown in the machine that is the religion of Christianity.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.(FLORIDA)
While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.(NORTH CAROLINA)
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.(MASSACHUSETTS)
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.(FLORIDA)
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.(COLORADO and Hartford, Connecticut)
If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.(NORTH CAROLINA)