**Excuse me, I think I see an American Yorkshire fluttering over my maple tree**<quoted text>
You’re Never Too Old To Hate
Which brings us back to Sterling. His people are now floating the trial balloon that the tape you’ve heard might not be Sterling at all. Why there’s that awful woman who’s the object of a Sterling family lawsuit alleging that she embezzled the grand sum of $1.8 million from their overflowing coffers. It has been darkly hinted that she once snarled to Sterling that she was going to “get even.”
Lemme get this straight. If you believe even the tiniest thread of this hilarious conspiracy yarn, you’ve got to accept that this ticked-off defendant is going to doctor a 9:26 tape by either hiring an actor and actress with the extraordinary gifts of mimicking both voices with such unerring exactitude that audio experts, using the latest technology, could never tell the difference. Excuse me, I think I see an American Yorkshire fluttering over my maple tree.
Me too! She's mine!
Come here Fluffy, come to Poppa Bobby!
She got blown away in a storm that you ham and eggers by telepathy dreamed up to harm Americans.
She's in good hands now.
What are waiting around for...a tip?
Get lost ham and egger!