Sing-A-Long Sheeple/Drones/Seminar Callers/Addle Minded Illegal Drug Users/Rent-A-Mobacracy/Loser Chics
Aye, yii, yii, yiiii, I am dee Frito Bandito. I love Frito's Corn Chips, I love dem I do. I love Frito's Corn Chips, I take dem from you. Especially for you. Alt. verse used in later ads
Aye, yii, yii, yiiii, Oh, I am the Frito Bandito. Give me Frito Corn chips And I'll be your friend. The Frito Bandito You must not offend.