Global Warming Standup Comedy

[mememine69]

Shouldn't it be the scientists marching to save the planet? Why are they not marching in public? They have kids too that are going to die on this dying planet the doomers promise.

[litesong]

Brian_G wrote:

Bill Maher's mother is so dumb, she thinks Evolution is something you do with your hips.

Do you have to be told how generations continue & evolution really occurs? There is a lot of hip action necessary.

[mememine69]

Many contributors to the IPCC reports have little or no expertise in the field. In any case science is not about voting it is about testing the predictions of theories against data. The theory had not predicted the recent cooling. The anthropogenic CO2 proponents have no plausible explanation and tried, unsuccessfully, to eliminate important data from the record. I believe that the IPCC process has allowed an undue influence of politics which has violated the scientific validity of this, what can truthfully be called,“a disproved theory” of Climate Change. You fools will be laughed and cursed in the history books, I promise, right next to witch burners and disco. Let's hope this unpopularity and doubting of this 23 year old theory is a start to put an end to this mass insanity.
Let's preserve, protect and respect, not save and rescue with needless fear from a non existent enemy. Yes we need new sources of energy; it’s called the future, as in progress? It’s like saying back in 1900 that “we will need more room for the extra horses needed by the year 2000”. And the smoggy 70’s are gone, we are living longer now than ever and why you climate cowards can’t be honorable enough to face the future with courage is embarrassing to future generations that will not tolerate having a death threat held over THEIR heads for ANOTHER 23 years.
Stop scaring my kids, freaks!
Keep chanting “they say” like obedient Greenzis all you want so just go get signs that says THE END IS NEAR and march yourselves right into history. The UN has allowed Carbon Trading to trump 3rd World Education, clean water and starvation rescue. Nice!?
Your globull warm mongering disco science is political garbage and you fools fell for it with the glee you only see from rubber neckers at car accidents. The theory will be generally denounced soon. Why? You didn’t expect this no show of a climate crisis for us to be sustainable for another quarter of a century now did you? Take some nice warm skirts to your wild little “fear the unknown” Climate Changer demonstration. Ta ta!

[Brian_G]

litesong wrote:

Do you have to be told how generations continue & evolution really occurs? There is a lot of hip action necessary.

You get it? I'm proud of you!

[ronnnie]

litesong wrote:

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AGW has provided the answers.

Blessed are the holders of the Faith.

[mememine69]

A Call To Action For Our Planet
This recent upsurge in press from the corporate denier camp isn’t the best of timing considering the Copenhagen Summit is happening so soon. This shows we must work even harder to spread our message of caring for our planet that we all share. The deniers are now becoming openly vocal so please remember these key points for saving our planet for us and our children’s children:
1-We must be doing “something” to our planet. Nobody can deny that.
2-The scientists say it is happening, so why would we question them? These are dedicated climatologists who devote their entire lives to solving the problems of climate change. The majority of all scientists share the consensous of global warming’s dangers.
3-Addressing CO2 emissions can’t possibly be a bad thing. Either way, it’s going to help the planet one way or another. Why wouldn’t anyone want to do a good thing for the planet? It’s our one and only planet that we must leave for future generations.
The crisis of Climate Change, however it unfolds in the future, could at least be a launching point to help bring the people of the planet together so we can peacefully regroup and finally spread harmony throughout the world and not gluttony, greed and war.
So tell us, how can peace possibly be considered wrong? Let’s keep working together at least for our children’s sake.

[albedodown]

Brian_G wrote:

You get it? I'm proud of you!

You didn't get it, when you wrote it. I despise you.

[Brian_G]

albedodown wrote:

You didn't get it, when you wrote it. I despise you.

Dumbledore, why did you change your post name? Did you forget your password again?

[mememine69]

Our Dying Planet:
Thousands of years ago, humans thought they were the center of the universe. Now with the CO2 theory, again we have gone back in time thinking as if the earth were flat, evolution never happened, all smoke stays in the air forever, Nature is weak and fragile and humans are stronger than Nature itself.
Of course we deniers are progressive thinkers who use reason instead of pure ignorance, fear and emotion such as you globull doomers do. We see life on our planet on top of eons of cycles of natural destruction followed by more repetitions of evolution of life. Just look at any cut rock face and see how life evolves from devastation over and over again.
You global doomers have hijacked the term science in place of superstition, religion, fear and ignorance. You have become what you were fighting against. You are the ones holding back the future of progress in this insane cause of SAVING THE PLANET.

[mememine69]

Has environMENTALism become a social movement that uses death by CO2 as a tool for advancement? When corporate media, pandering politicians, PR firms and water-logged Disco science ALL agree on the same thing, one would be prudent enough to be at least a little skeptical, because after all, the prize is death for us or the planet or both. This is a serious game environmentalism is flippantly playing because Climate Change will be judged before you say it will start to happen according to the IPCC up to date and ever changing theory so the CO2 theory can’t possibly be sustainable in support for another two and a half decades, still years away from the promsed effects. And the solution is to the great unknown is to live with less, consume less, want less and be less? And with increased taxes too boot, handed over to fat politicians promising to fix Nature? The planet is not dying. Don't be silly. We activists, progressives and social supporters always question and doubt and challenge anything and everything, except this 23 year old promise of doom for our kids or grand kids?
Add guilt to the fear and panic by demonizing any doubting and I'd say that this is definably not about science and therefore not about the truth. If it was real science or truth, it would be the "scientists" out there marching, not the greens. And science isn't about precaution, correlation and "moralizing" politicizing.
Leave the moralizing, demonizing and fear mongering to those who do it best, the neocons. We progressives are above this coming shame because while Bush’s lies to go to war were intentional, our CO2 mistake was an unintentional blunder. But in the subconsciousnes of many a modern day social envirommentalist,“if it isn’t true, it aught to be”.
We should own up this mistake and use responsible education to foster a world where we lovingly care for the planet in a collective atmosphere of optimism and determination. The future of new energy is the future of progress so let’s regroup and get a better game plan. Who is with me?

[Earthling]

mememine69 wrote:

The future of new energy is the future of progress so let’s regroup and get a better game plan. Who is with me?

I'm with you, but where's the, "new energy" coming from?
In the second millennium, we're about as far ahead as we were over 50 years ago, apart from a few modifications to existing energy sources.
In the west, we've mostly all become slaves to energy in all its forms and backing away from it is unthinkable without an alternative supply.
A solar collector is under construction here in Spain and it shows a lot of promise, but naturally it relies on sunshine and although we get more than our fair share, it won't work at night, although it's hoped that wind power will fill the bill during off peak hours.

At the end of the day, mankind is still searching for that elusive answer to his lust for power to progress even further.

[Brian_G]

The new energy is coming from the same place we got the old energy, fossil fuel. We are constantly learning to burn fuel cleaner. Eventually, all we will emit will be CO2 and water vapor. Fossil fuel will bring a new Eden to our Earth.

[mememine69]

What I find fascinating about global warming and climate change and global dooming is that the social factor of the equation is far more complicated and interesting and real compared to the so-called “science” of global warming.
SAVE THE PLANET is the “vital lie” en mass. This “vital lie” is that “we tell ourselves this limitless consciousness we have total control over, makes us our own personal Gods and is unfortunately dependent on a mortal mass of perishable flesh. It’s our greatest struggle as human beings.
But spreading this existential pain en mass via this SAVE THE PLANET psychosis requires two assumptions:
A: The planet is mortal.
B: We humans while not being real Gods can at least be God-like enough and strong enough to kill planets.

Two Ants on a Crowded Anthill:

Ant#1 “What you looking at?
Ant#2 “Can’t you see it? We must be doing something to the planet?”

[allgore]

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[Meme Mine]

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[mememine69]

CLIMATE CHANGE : FALSE ALARM : EVERYBODY BACK TO LIVING PLEASE

[litesong]

mememine69 wrote:

Two Ants on a Crowded Anthill..........

......a story for beginning level deniers.

[tina anne]

litesong wrote:

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......a story for beginning level deniers.

Sure is. It is the perfect story to explain how alarmist can be so wrong so often. Althought I waiting for the next installment to explain why you have a hard time seeing it.

[Earthling]

tina anne wrote:

Sure is. It is the perfect story to explain how alarmists can be so wrong so often. Althought I'm waiting for the next instalment to explain why you have a hard time seeing it.

Lightsout is just one of the many pebbles on the shoreline that move with the tide, clinging to the current theory that AGW is a threat to mankind.
He would be one of the first to change his forum name and make fun of alarmists if the theory was disproven.
I think that snohomish turncoat is the correct name for his kind.

[albedodown]

tina anne wrote:

Althought(sic) I (sic) waiting for the next installment to explain why you have a hard time seeing it.

Not hard to overlook politically motivated & generated arguments wishing to overturn scientifically constructed AGW theory, & delivered with immoral threats, stalkings, intimidations, & racism to do such.