Global Warming Standup Comedy

Since: Aug 15

Bellevue, WA

#5989 Sep 7, 2018
Patriot AKA Bozo wrote:
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Doofus. That is why we are not still in the wilderness. We have the Constitution and a government.
Contextomy. Pay attention to the argument, Bozo.

Since: Aug 15

Seattle, WA

#5991 Sep 7, 2018
Patriot AKA Bozo wrote:
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Since: Aug 15

Seattle, WA

#5993 Sep 10, 2018
Patriot AKA Bozo wrote:
The point is that the government is the most important factor in making our country great.
WRONG. The PEOPLE are the most important factor in making our country great.
Patriot AKA Bozo wrote:
Why do the radicals want to destroy that?
YOU are the one that wants to destroy the republic and replace it with an oligarchy. YOU are the radical here, Bozo.
Patriot AKA Bozo wrote:
We have elected a President that does not understand the basics of governance.
He understands it far better than you do!
Patriot AKA Bozo wrote:
He simply adds more fuel to the fire and his subjects hope that something good will come from the chaos. Not very intelligent.
Denying what's happening still, eh Bozo?
hojo

Minneapolis, MN

#5997 Sep 19, 2018
Into The Night wrote:
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hojo wrote:

Oceans Are Absorbing Almost
All of the Globe’s CO2 Excess Heat
By TIM WALLACE SEPT. 12, 2017
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Ocean temperatures have been consistently rising for at least three decades due to the increase of absorption of CO2! Scientists believe that global sea surface temperatures will continue to slightly increase over the next decade as CO2 greenhouse gases build up in the atmosphere, this, according to a report by the International Union for Conservation of Nature released last week!

Last year, nearly all observed ocean surface temperatures registered slightly above average because naturally occurring conditions caused by El Niño combined with the human-induced warming. About a quarter of those observations were slightly higher than normal!

The fact that heat accumulates in the Oceans due to the excess CO2 from which
more than 90 percent of the excess heat retained by the Earth is a result of increased greenhouse gases which is being absorbed by the oceans! The remaining CO2 which amounts to 10% or less is being absorbed by trees, plants and vegetation , leaving ocean scientists like Eric Leuliette at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration claiming that over 90 percent of the climate change story is not only being ignored, but is being politically manipulated!!

ITN wrote:
This has already been spammed in another thread (global warming undeniable).
Just "sharing and exposing" the fact that CO2 "does not" have any Greenhouse effect in the atmosphere (what-so-ever) and in "no way" is there ANY connection to the overheating of the planet Global warming "myth" which has been proven to be nothing but a Perpetrated Pseudoscience
Political hoax!!

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#5998 Sep 19, 2018
hojo wrote:
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Just "sharing and exposing" the fact that CO2 "does not" have any Greenhouse effect in the atmosphere (what-so-ever) and in "no way" is there ANY connection to the overheating of the planet Global warming "myth" which has been proven to be nothing but a Perpetrated Pseudoscience
Political hoax!!
Bizarre! But I suppose to someone who is ignorant of science it makes perfect sense.

If I want to go forwards in my automobile I put it in "D". If I want to go backwards I put it in "R".

Since: Aug 15

Seattle, WA

#5999 Sep 19, 2018
Patriot AKA Bozo wrote:
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hojo

Des Moines, IA

#6000 Sep 19, 2018
Patriot AKA Bozo wrote:
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Bizarre! But I suppose to someone who is ignorant of science it makes perfect sense.

If I want to go forwards in my automobile I put it in "D". If I want to go backwards I put it in "R".
Then why is it that the wheels keep coming off of your global warming bus "faster" than you can put them back on! You keep trying to drive your global warming broken down bus forward while your transmission is in "R"(reverse)!! Figures... coming from a Pseudoscience Democratic

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#6001 Sep 20, 2018
hojo wrote:
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Then why is it that the wheels keep coming off of your global warming bus "faster" than you can put them back on! You keep trying to drive your global warming broken down bus forward while your transmission is in "R"(reverse)!! Figures... coming from a Pseudoscience Democratic
The wheels keep coming off the progressive bus because the backward criminal cons keep throwing debris on the road of progress.

Since: Aug 15

Bellevue, WA

#6002 Sep 20, 2018
Patriot AKA Bozo wrote:
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The wheels keep coming off the progressive bus because the backward criminal cons keep throwing debris on the road of progress.
I have no problem with destroying the 'progressive' bus entirely. Your 'road to progress' is anything but. I have no problem with destroying the very road your bus is on!

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#6003 Sep 20, 2018
Into The Night wrote:
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I have no problem with destroying the 'progressive' bus entirely. Your 'road to progress' is anything but. I have no problem with destroying the very road your bus is on!
I understand, that is what the "R's" do best. Destroy. Try "D" you will like it. Much better for going forwards than "R"!

Since: Aug 15

Seattle, WA

#6004 Sep 20, 2018
Patriot AKA Bozo wrote:
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I understand, that is what the "R's" do best. Destroy. Try "D" you will like it. Much better for going forwards than "R"!
You are not going forward. You are simply attempting to overthrow the United States of America and replace it with your socialism.
hojo

Minneapolis, MN

#6005 Sep 20, 2018
Patriot AKA Bozo wrote:
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The wheels keep coming off the progressive bus because the backward criminal cons keep throwing debris on the road of progress.
The fact is that the entire Pseudoscience Church of Global Warming has been attempting to drive their "broken down bus" on (their own) back alley "full of potholes , trash, rubble, wreckage and litter, that "THEY THEMSELVES have created, with their phony man-made climate change . global warming political lies (just like they tried to do) "and failed" with Global Cooling in the 20th century! The only thing that your (fake climate science) is "progressing towards" is Socialist-Leftist- Communist One World Government suppression of as many duped, hoodwinked and deceived (doofus's) like yourself and Big Al!......... The "real threat" to the 240 year Republic Capitalistic Democratic history and freedoms of this country that we, the true citizens of this country have cherished for decades.......... are people like "you and Big Al"..... the two" climate change clowns!!!

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#6006 Sep 20, 2018
Into The Night wrote:
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You are not going forward. You are simply attempting to overthrow the United States of America and replace it with your socialism.
That is what the "R's" all say as they blithely trash our Constitution, free press and rule of law.

Since: Aug 15

Seattle, WA

#6007 Sep 20, 2018
Patriot AKA Bozo wrote:
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That is what the "R's" all say as they blithely trash our Constitution, free press and rule of law.
Inversion fallacy.

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#6008 Sep 21, 2018
Into The Night wrote:
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Inversion fallacy.
Like #45 you are obsessed with your phallus.

Since: Aug 15

Seattle, WA

#6010 Sep 21, 2018
Patriot AKA Bozo wrote:
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Poster Child for Truth

Regina, Canada

#6016 Oct 8, 2018
hojo

Minneapolis, MN

#6017 Oct 11, 2018
Poster Child for Truth wrote:
For decades, scientists have done such great and wonderful things for humanity as designing intercontinental ballistic missiles with nuclear payloads, everyone looks up to them with shock and awe. This adulation of those who come up with faster and more efficient ways to kill everyone on planet Earth has led to every scammer and con-artist pretending that his own selfish agenda is based on "science" too.

Unfortunately, the cause of true science got set back literally hundreds of years (or at least until January 20, 2017) by some political, "man-made global warming" scam. Scientists logically and obediently followed the money and did as they were told by their political masters. They produced the "research" that they were paid to produce. They did not want to be blackballed and have their careers ruined by being labelled "deniers," or even "skeptics." Their Democratic liberal political masters had already decided what "science" results they wanted and had plainly said that the required "science" results were "settled." They had loudly and firmly and arbitrarily decreed that the debate was already over before it had even begun. With all their higher education, scientists are usually smart enough to figure out who they need to please, and what conclusions they need to come to in order to please them, if they want to get any research grants or ever see another paycheck.

One of the truly great things about Donald J. Trump taking over the leadership of the USA when he is 70 years of age is his experience, discernment, and common sense, that he will not be fooled by all the political fake "science" and its imaginary hot air. He will look at the cash flows and know right away what is going on. He will tweak the cash flows. Then, all the cowardly "scientists" who previously were intimidated by all the corrupt politicians will suddenly be able to quietly and discretely and safely shift over to the factually right and true side of the issue and form a 107% consensus that "man-made global warming" is really just an intimidating hoax, and is not really science at all. In fact, being so practical, and you can expect 105% of scientists to soon make it sound like they were among the 3% of scientists who previously silenced and questioned the whole hot air scam.

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#6018 Oct 11, 2018
hojo wrote:
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For decades, scientists have done such great and wonderful things for humanity as designing intercontinental ballistic missiles with nuclear payloads, everyone looks up to them with shock and awe. This adulation of those who come up with faster and more efficient ways to kill everyone on planet Earth has led to every scammer and con-artist pretending that his own selfish agenda is based on "science" too.

Unfortunately, the cause of true science got set back literally hundreds of years (or at least until January 20, 2017) by some political, "man-made global warming" scam. Scientists logically and obediently followed the money and did as they were told by their political masters. They produced the "research" that they were paid to produce. They did not want to be blackballed and have their careers ruined by being labelled "deniers," or even "skeptics." Their Democratic liberal political masters had already decided what "science" results they wanted and had plainly said that the required "science" results were "settled." They had loudly and firmly and arbitrarily decreed that the debate was already over before it had even begun. With all their higher education, scientists are usually smart enough to figure out who they need to please, and what conclusions they need to come to in order to please them, if they want to get any research grants or ever see another paycheck.

One of the truly great things about Donald J. Trump taking over the leadership of the USA when he is 70 years of age is his experience, discernment, and common sense, that he will not be fooled by all the political fake "science" and its imaginary hot air. He will look at the cash flows and know right away what is going on. He will tweak the cash flows. Then, all the cowardly "scientists" who previously were intimidated by all the corrupt politicians will suddenly be able to quietly and discretely and safely shift over to the factually right and true side of the issue and form a 107% consensus that "man-made global warming" is really just an intimidating hoax, and is not really science at all. In fact, being so practical, and you can expect 105% of scientists to soon make it sound like they were among the 3% of scientists who previously silenced and questioned the whole hot air scam.
Yes,#45 is biggly in science. He tells his subjects that science is a hoax. He is good for mankind.

Since: Aug 15

Seattle, WA

#6019 Oct 11, 2018
Patriot AKA Bozo wrote:
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Yes,#45 is biggly in science. He tells his subjects that science is a hoax. He is good for mankind.
The Church of Global Warming is not science, Bozo.

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