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“EnvironMENTAList ”

Since: Feb 07

Near Detroit

#21 Apr 14, 2007
what these vegan nutcakes don't understand is if we stopped eating animals, using leather, and using milk and wool, there woudn't BE any animals for then to protect!

only rattlers, alligators and sharks , and other animals that eat vegans.

Since: Mar 07

Lima, Peru

#22 Apr 14, 2007
mememine69 wrote:
Why is there not an equivalent shortage of global oxygen if excess CO2 is caused by human combustion that uses oxygen?
Who says that there is no shortage? The media? Some ungrounded opinion or claim? Or a scientific study?

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v358/n63...
http://bluemoon.ucsd.edu/publications/ralph/1... Page 3

“EnvironMENTAList ”

Since: Feb 07

Near Detroit

#23 Apr 15, 2007
ginin wrote:
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Who says that there is no shortage? The media? Some ungrounded opinion or claim? Or a scientific study?
http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v358/n63...
http://bluemoon.ucsd.edu/publications/ralph/1... Page 3
Ha ha ginin but my point is that these environuts who's theory is obsurd enough, are not willing to follow the progression of logic in their illogical thinking. An excess in something will produce an shortage in another in this so-called "delicate" balance of nature.Sleep tight.

Since: Mar 07

Lima, Peru

#24 Apr 15, 2007
mememine69 wrote:
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Ha ha ginin but my point is that these environuts who's theory is obsurd enough, are not willing to follow the progression of logic in their illogical thinking. An excess in something will produce an shortage in another in this so-called "delicate" balance of nature.Sleep tight.
You say you have a point, but you are not proving it with evidence. I provided evidence of the opposite and you only deny the information. I will let the forum readers decide.

Since: Apr 07

United States

#25 Apr 15, 2007
Umm, when has a scientist ever said that humans are causing tsunamis and earthquakes?
geezer

India

#26 Apr 16, 2007
Sam_GW_IS_HAPPENING wrote:
Umm, when has a scientist ever said that humans are causing tsunamis and earthquakes?
just wait! the "scientists" who support Fat Al are longing for a chance to do it. Already, the President of Bolivia blamed a flood on the USA. Just watch out for the compo claims!

“EnvironMENTAList ”

Since: Feb 07

Near Detroit

#27 Apr 16, 2007
ginin wrote:
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You say you have a point, but you are not proving it with evidence. I provided evidence of the opposite and you only deny the information. I will let the forum readers decide.
The evidence in your eyes is your propaganda; your facts, your paid studies........
Mine is that since the IPCC said that the world temperatures had started to climb with the increased CO2 levels BACK IN 1986. There. I'm not waiting. You are.

Since: Mar 07

Lima, Peru

#28 Apr 16, 2007
mememine69
Thank you for proving that you are a blind denier. I will rely on science, you rely on your religuos belief that virtually all the climate research centers are propaganda and all the massive amounts of studies pro GW are wrong and 'paid,' so that you and a handful are right.

Since: Apr 07

United States

#29 Apr 17, 2007
geezer wrote:
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just wait! the "scientists" who support Fat Al are longing for a chance to do it. Already, the President of Bolivia blamed a flood on the USA. Just watch out for the compo claims!
Scientists do not support Gore, he supports the scientists. The rest of your post is not worth responding to.
geezer

India

#30 Apr 18, 2007
Sam_GW_IS_HAPPENING wrote:
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Scientists do not support Gore, he supports the scientists. The rest of your post is not worth responding to.
he supports the scientists who agree with him, and the scientists who want the grants support his alarmist rhetoric.

Since: Mar 07

Lima, Peru

#31 Apr 18, 2007
GW scientific case was established long before Al Gore's documentary. For example:

http://www.heatisonline.org/contentserver/obj...
facts

Canada

#32 Apr 18, 2007
"Gore to outlaw the coulor black "Since mars has been showing signs of global warming due to dust devils stirring up the dust exposing the darker surface below.This enables the temperature to rise and is melting the ice caps.Gore has been rumored to propose a bill banning anything black. The brothers shouldent be concerned however because they are inherantly cool, peace out.-

Since: Apr 07

United States

#34 Apr 18, 2007
geezer wrote:
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he supports the scientists who agree with him, and the scientists who want the grants support his alarmist rhetoric.
Hmm... So where does Al Gore have the authority to give grants?

“EnvironMENTAList ”

Since: Feb 07

Near Detroit

#35 Apr 18, 2007
More GW Bumper Stickers:
GLOBAL WARMING ATE MY SISTER
GLOBAL WARMING CAUSES CANCER
GLOBAL WARMING FOR PEACE

“EnvironMENTAList ”

Since: Feb 07

Near Detroit

#36 Apr 18, 2007
ginin wrote:
mememine69
Thank you for proving that you are a blind denier. I will rely on science, you rely on your religuos belief that virtually all the climate research centers are propaganda and all the massive amounts of studies pro GW are wrong and 'paid,' so that you and a handful are right.
Ya, pretty much. And so, your point?

“EnvironMENTAList ”

Since: Feb 07

Near Detroit

#37 Apr 18, 2007
facts wrote:
"Gore to outlaw the coulor black "Since mars has been showing signs of global warming due to dust devils stirring up the dust exposing the darker surface below.This enables the temperature to rise and is melting the ice caps.Gore has been rumored to propose a bill banning anything black. The brothers shouldent be concerned however because they are inherantly cool, peace out.-
Nice, not bad. Now try it again only this time without the ganja.:):)
facts

Canada

#38 Apr 19, 2007
Over heard at the Annual General Meeting of Polar Bears.....Hey send more notices of this warming thing to those chinese people, I love those people but you eat one and your hungry again in an hour.
geezer

India

#39 Apr 20, 2007
Sam_GW_IS_HAPPENING wrote:
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Hmm... So where does Al Gore have the authority to give grants?
the politicos and administrators who fall for his guff have the authority to give grants.

“EnvironMENTAList ”

Since: Feb 07

Near Detroit

#40 Apr 20, 2007
I have a solution:

Let's just make the hole in the ozone bigger and let out some of the warming out.
Thanks to that contributor

Since: Apr 07

United States

#41 Apr 20, 2007
geezer wrote:
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the politicos and administrators who fall for his guff have the authority to give grants.
And so I guess that you have better sources than these people. What sources do you have anyway? What evidence do you have that supports your position. Did you just make it up?

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