Why Atheism Will Replace Religion

Aug 27, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: News24

Please note that for this article "Atheism" also includes agnostics, deists, pagans, wiccans... in other words non-religious.

You will notice this is a statement of fact. And to be fact it is supported by evidence (see references below). Now you can have "faith" that this is not true, but by the very definition of faith, that is just wishful thinking.

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The drunk in the cathedral
A drunk staggered down the main street of the town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.
A priest had observed all this, and figured the fellow needed some help, so he entered his side of the confessional. After the priest sat there in deathly silence, he finally asked, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno," came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any paper on your side?"
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Billy answered, "Because I saw my mom with her feet up in the air, shouting,'God, I'm coming, I'm coming!'"
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The new priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass, he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,
"When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So the next Sunday, he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon returning to his office, he found the following note on his door.
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 Commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 Disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook.
8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T'.
11) When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper, he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body." He did not say, "Eat me."
12) The Virgin Mary is not referred to as 'Mary with the Cherry'.
13) Recommended grace before a meal is not 'Rub-A-Dub-Dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God'.
14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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Poor blind Herbie
Poor little Herbie. Since his birth, poor blind Herbie had never seen the light of day. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day would be a very special one. If he prayed extra hard to Jesus, he'd be able to see when he woke up the next morning.
Eagerly, Herbie crouched down on his knees beside his bed and put his hands together. For hours, he prayed and prayed to Jesus.
The next morning Herbie's mother came into his room and gently woke him from his sleep.
"Well Herbie, open your eyes and you'll know that Jesus answered your prayers."
Little Herbie slowly opened his eyes, only to cry out, "Mother! Mother! I STILL CAN'T SEE!"
"I know, dear," said his mother. "APRIL FOOL!"
Tacky, snarky and cynical rather than funny. You need to find some better material.....
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Tacky, snarky and cynical rather than funny. You need to find some better material.....
Ok. This is not a problem I'll use your book

All the earth shall be devoured with the fire of my jealousy.--Zephaniah 3:8

God gets a severe case of "The Red Ass"

I will smite all thy borders with frogs.--Exodus 8:2
Oh boy frog legs soufflé

We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts.--Song of Solomon 8:8
It was a itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny... ;)

Behold, with a great plague will the LORD smite thy people, and thy children, and thy wives, and all thy goods. And thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out.--2 Chronicles 21:14

Too much Ex-Lax!

If the priest buy any soul with his money ....--Leviticus 22:11

What no the little boys? How much per child?

It certainly is a funny book I'll admit that
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The drunk in the cathedral
A drunk staggered down the main street of the town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.
A priest had observed all this, and figured the fellow needed some help, so he entered his side of the confessional. After the priest sat there in deathly silence, he finally asked, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno," came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any paper on your side?"
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Billy answered, "Because I saw my mom with her feet up in the air, shouting,'God, I'm coming, I'm coming!'"
---
The new priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass, he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,
"When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So the next Sunday, he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon returning to his office, he found the following note on his door.
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 Commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 Disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook.
8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T'.
11) When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper, he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body." He did not say, "Eat me."
12) The Virgin Mary is not referred to as 'Mary with the Cherry'.
13) Recommended grace before a meal is not 'Rub-A-Dub-Dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God'.
14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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Poor blind Herbie
Poor little Herbie. Since his birth, poor blind Herbie had never seen the light of day. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day would be a very special one. If he prayed extra hard to Jesus, he'd be able to see when he woke up the next morning.
Eagerly, Herbie crouched down on his knees beside his bed and put his hands together. For hours, he prayed and prayed to Jesus.
The next morning Herbie's mother came into his room and gently woke him from his sleep.
"Well Herbie, open your eyes and you'll know that Jesus answered your prayers."
Little Herbie slowly opened his eyes, only to cry out, "Mother! Mother! I STILL CAN'T SEE!"
"I know, dear," said his mother. "APRIL FOOL!"
Atheists win on threads and the religious folk seem to run America.
Seems fair enough

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Imhotep wrote:
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Ok. This is not a problem I'll use your book
All the earth shall be devoured with the fire of my jealousy.--Zephaniah 3:8
God gets a severe case of "The Red Ass"
I will smite all thy borders with frogs.--Exodus 8:2
Oh boy frog legs soufflé
We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts.--Song of Solomon 8:8
It was a itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny... ;)
Behold, with a great plague will the LORD smite thy people, and thy children, and thy wives, and all thy goods. And thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out.--2 Chronicles 21:14
Too much Ex-Lax!
If the priest buy any soul with his money ....--Leviticus 22:11
What no the little boys? How much per child?
It certainly is a funny book I'll admit that
It's actually civilization's book, bubba. Maybe when you grow up and resolve your daddy issues, you'll acquire a more mature perspective and be able to appreciate that the book is a window into a fascinating ancient world. You mock and laugh at their primitive ideas as if it isn't possible that 4000 years from now, people won't be mocking and laughing at your primitive ideas....

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ezdzit wrote:
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Clearly, you are a very ignorant, illiterate and bigoted little bubba who obviously knows nothing about the world's religions.
PEDOPHILIA: THE JEWISH TALMUD'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS
“When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing.”
(Keth 11b)
“A Jew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.”
(Sanh 54b)
R.abbi Joseph said:“Come and hear! A maiden aged three years and a day may be acquired in marriage by coition and if her deceased husband’s brother cohabits with her, she becomes his.”
(Sanh. 55b)
“A girl who is three years of age and one day may be betrothed by cohabitation.“
.(Yeb. 57b)
“A maiden aged three years and a day may be acquired in marriage by coition, and if her deceased husband’s brother cohabited with her she becomes his.”
(Sanh. 69a, 69b, also discussed in Yeb. 60b)
It was taught: Rabbi Simeon b. Yohai stated: A proselyte who is under the age of three years and one day is permitted to marry a priest, for it is said, But all the women children that have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves, and Phineas (who was priest, the footnote says) surely was with them.
(Yeb. 60b)
. "A Gentile girl who is three years old can be violated."
(9boda Sarah 37a)
"A Jew may violate but not marry a non-Jewish girl."
(7ad. Shas. 2:2)
"A Jew may do to a non-Jewess what he can do. He may treat her as he treats a piece of meat."
(Hadarine, 20, B; Schulchan 9ruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 348)
"A Jew may misuse the non-Jewess in her state of unbelief."
(Maimonides, Jak. Chasaka 2:2)
Yep, and that would be the crapola that the Rabbi Jesus Christ taught.

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<quoted text>Yep, and that would be the crapola that the Rabbi Jesus Christ taught.
If atheism is so great, why are you so miserable, bubba?
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Apr 28, 2013
 
Imhetop wrote:
For stupidity your religious books have literally no equal.

Quran

Christians ... We have stirred up enmity and hatred among them till the Day of Resurrection.--5:14

Allah hath cursed them for their unbelief. Little is that which they believe.--2:88

And Lot!(Remember) when he said unto his folk: Lo! ye commit lewdness such as no creature did before you. For come ye not in unto males?--29:28-29

Ans.

Why you call these quotations from Quran as "stupidity"?

a. Have different sects and denominations of Christianity merged into one and started approving each other?

b. Have Jews started having faith in Jesus? What you do to people who "curse" Jesus?

c. What did Lot said which is "stupidity"?

Bible also says the same thing about Lot's people.

PS:

As regards the poem, that is "real stupidity" if you want any example,

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Apr 28, 2013
 
What, you aren't going to humiliate yourself on the double helix snake again?

I posted what the god actually stands for and it's not what you said!

For that matter where is your proof of the Tibetan prophecy?

Lol!
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<quoted text>If atheism is so great, why are you so miserable, bubba?

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ezdzit wrote:
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If atheism is so great, why are you so miserable, bubba?
Because truth doesn't care how happy or sad it makes people.

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MUQ wrote:
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Ans.
Why you call these quotations from Quran as "stupidity"?
a. Have different sects and denominations of Christianity merged into one and started approving each other?
b. Have Jews started having faith in Jesus? What you do to people who "curse" Jesus?
c. What did Lot said which is "stupidity"?
Bible also says the same thing about Lot's people.
PS:
As regards the poem, that is "real stupidity" if you want any example,
Well if it isn't topix biggest scumbag who thinks this is perfectly ok:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch...

The real surprise is that this pathetic waste of skin actually thinks his long winded posts from his vile book _rap will sway people with a brain.

Now let us look at the Al Qaeda training manual:-
http://www.fas.org/irp/world/para/manualpart1...

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Well if it isn't topix biggest scumbag who thinks this is perfectly ok:-
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
The real surprise is that this pathetic waste of skin actually thinks his long winded posts from his vile book _rap will sway people with a brain.
Now let us look at the Al Qaeda training manual:-
http://www.fas.org/irp/world/para/manualpart1...
We`ve just had a bunch of those peaceful islamists jailed here for plotting to cause explosions.

They were highly critical of the 7/7 London bombers because they didn`t kill enough people, they didnt put nails and ball bearings in the bombs.

To fund their scheme they collected money for muslim widows and orphans around the world, one of them lost £9000...just misplaced it...or spent in the casinos and whore houses.

Look at these pictures and tell me why racial profiling doesnt work? LOL

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article...

What is excellent is that their actions may have contributed to the drone strike which killed Anwar al-Awlaki in Yemen.
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ezdzit wrote:
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It's actually civilization's book, bubba. Maybe when you grow up and resolve your daddy issues, you'll acquire a more mature perspective and be able to appreciate that the book is a window into a fascinating ancient world. You mock and laugh at their primitive ideas as if it isn't possible that 4000 years from now, people won't be mocking and laughing at your primitive ideas....
Nope
Blasphemy is a victimless crime

You have your fantasies enjoy them
I would suggest you spend time in religious forms
You Will not convert anyone

And as easily evidenced by replies to your posts, ridiculed

We do enjoy you sharing your mythology with us
Alice in Wonderland was much more entertaining

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Buck Crick wrote:
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You cannot even state the theory of evolution.
And it is NOT possible that the universe is uncaused.
The universe began to exist. This is required due to the impossibility of the infinite regression, which would require an infinite series of actual events.
Something which begins to exist requires a cause, as since it begins to exist, it has exhibited non-existence, and therefore is contingent or dependent, as opposed to "necessary".
If something is necessary, it could not be non-existent, so the universe is not necessary, but dependent. Something dependent requires causation.
Now say something stupid.
And from whence do you gather the authority to make such sweeping assertions? Something you've READ perhaps? Maybe a bit of undigested potato?

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ezdzit wrote:
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There is no "theory of evolution". But if your faith tells you to believe there actually is a falsifiable "theory of evolution" that has been published and peer reviewed, why don't you post the link......hmmmmmm?
Why does anything require a cause?
Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha .........
What 'causes' a bubble to form in a mug of beer? Is each one an act of your God? That bubble and our Universe may have much in common.

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ezdzit wrote:
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Clearly, you are a very ignorant, illiterate and bigoted little bubba who obviously knows nothing about the world's religions.
PEDOPHILIA: THE JEWISH TALMUD'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS
“When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing.”
(Keth 11b)
“A Jew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.”
(Sanh 54b)
R.abbi Joseph said:“Come and hear! A maiden aged three years and a day may be acquired in marriage by coition and if her deceased husband’s brother cohabits with her, she becomes his.”
(Sanh. 55b)
“A girl who is three years of age and one day may be betrothed by cohabitation.“
.(Yeb. 57b)
“A maiden aged three years and a day may be acquired in marriage by coition, and if her deceased husband’s brother cohabited with her she becomes his.”
(Sanh. 69a, 69b, also discussed in Yeb. 60b)
It was taught: Rabbi Simeon b. Yohai stated: A proselyte who is under the age of three years and one day is permitted to marry a priest, for it is said, But all the women children that have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves, and Phineas (who was priest, the footnote says) surely was with them.
(Yeb. 60b)
. "A Gentile girl who is three years old can be violated."
(9boda Sarah 37a)
"A Jew may violate but not marry a non-Jewish girl."
(7ad. Shas. 2:2)
"A Jew may do to a non-Jewess what he can do. He may treat her as he treats a piece of meat."
(Hadarine, 20, B; Schulchan 9ruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 348)
"A Jew may misuse the non-Jewess in her state of unbelief."
(Maimonides, Jak. Chasaka 2:2)
Ah, so ... an Anti-Semite! SEIG HEIL!!! Okay, you can sit down now. Where'd you leave the keys to the gas chamber? Bubba? Is that you, Bubba?

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Thinking wrote:
There's also loads of great stuff around right now if you go out and look for it.
One of my favourite live gigs was Mumford supporting Arcade Fire. At a recent Muse gig, I saw "The Joy Formidable" play a blinding set so I've started following them too.
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Then it's so much more difficult to find something good these days.

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ezdzit wrote:
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Google Hawking's "uncaused first cause", and educate yourself.
Cows are your proof of evolution?
Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahah....
You have no response, I get it, I didn't expect any from a godbot like you.

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ezdzit wrote:
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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that the
bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him. At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God...";
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
It was then that a bright light shone upon the man and a voice came out of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice. The light went out. And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful. Amen."
Very amusing. If you could produce the Praying Bear it might even be interesting. But you can't. In fact, you and your God together can't conjure the power to make toast. Best leave it to the Science guys and quit playing with things you can't understand.

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ezdzit wrote:
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Clearly, you are a very ignorant, illiterate and bigoted little bubba who obviously knows nothing about the world's religions.
PEDOPHILIA: THE JEWISH TALMUD'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS
“When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing.”
(Keth 11b)
“A Jew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.”
(Sanh 54b)
R.abbi Joseph said:“Come and hear! A maiden aged three years and a day may be acquired in marriage by coition and if her deceased husband’s brother cohabits with her, she becomes his.”
(Sanh. 55b)
“A girl who is three years of age and one day may be betrothed by cohabitation.“
.(Yeb. 57b)
“A maiden aged three years and a day may be acquired in marriage by coition, and if her deceased husband’s brother cohabited with her she becomes his.”
(Sanh. 69a, 69b, also discussed in Yeb. 60b)
It was taught: Rabbi Simeon b. Yohai stated: A proselyte who is under the age of three years and one day is permitted to marry a priest, for it is said, But all the women children that have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves, and Phineas (who was priest, the footnote says) surely was with them.
(Yeb. 60b)
. "A Gentile girl who is three years old can be violated."
(9boda Sarah 37a)
"A Jew may violate but not marry a non-Jewish girl."
(7ad. Shas. 2:2)
"A Jew may do to a non-Jewess what he can do. He may treat her as he treats a piece of meat."
(Hadarine, 20, B; Schulchan 9ruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 348)
"A Jew may misuse the non-Jewess in her state of unbelief."
(Maimonides, Jak. Chasaka 2:2)
So now you advocate pedophilia.
Great thing to be horribly immoral and judge others on morality.

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Apr 29, 2013
 
RHill wrote:
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Very amusing. If you could produce the Praying Bear it might even be interesting. But you can't. In fact, you and your God together can't conjure the power to make toast. Best leave it to the Science guys and quit playing with things you can't understand.
I bet he takes advantage of the fact that there are doctors and other medical specialists. I bet he doesn't complain and tell them that his god will save him.

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