This is hilarious.
Every moment seems to bring another ringing affirmation of my grassroots Rise to the Papacy: The Overthrow Vatican City Tour, 2013!!
Get the grassroots out and campaign for me, Pope Bubba the 1st! The 1st People's Pope! The 1st Pope picked by the people that love him, not some crusty old farts stuck in a little room with a wood-burning stove!
I'm Pope Bubba the 1st, and I approved this message.
Are you Benny Hinn's love child?