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Florida Man Wants to 'Marry My Porn-Filled Apple Computer' In Federal Gay Marriage Case

There are 29 comments on the Broward-Palm Beach story from May 5, 2014, titled Florida Man Wants to 'Marry My Porn-Filled Apple Computer' In Federal Gay Marriage Case. In it, Broward-Palm Beach reports that:

The Florida gay marriage case -- known in the Federal court system as James Domer Brenner et al., v.

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Since: Apr 08

Chagrin Falls, OH

#1 May 5, 2014
I didn't know that objects, including computers, were able to consent to legal contracts!

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Since: Dec 08

El Paso, TX

#2 May 5, 2014
At least it's an Apple Computer. I can't even imagine someone wanting to marry a Dell computer.

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Since: Dec 08

El Paso, TX

#3 May 5, 2014
Well unless you live in a mobile home park anyway.

“Equality marches on! ”

Since: Apr 08

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#4 May 5, 2014
Maybe he could marry all his electronic devices and be "polyelectromous". This could just open the door. And what about all the little "remotes". Oh, this is a slippery slope!!
Larry

Richardson, TX

#5 May 5, 2014
I did not know that we got the SYFY channel? Who would have?

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Since: Mar 07

Kansas City, MO.

#6 May 5, 2014
NE Jade wrote:
Maybe he could marry all his electronic devices and be "polyelectromous". This could just open the door. And what about all the little "remotes". Oh, this is a slippery slope!!
you will get 'Frankie' started look out.....ROTFL
hi hi

Lancaster, PA

#7 May 5, 2014
More of the same incorrect paradigm. Marriage between two gay people completes the institution by including *all sexual orientations* in the *existing paradigm*.

This person (who wants to marry an object) introduces *something new* which never existed in the paradigm. He attempts to redefine marriage. Further, he does so by lying about the paradigm -- as the antigay do -- and pretending that one orientation is magically covered but another is not.

This would be similar to banning marriage for, say, brunettes. It is illogical.
scott j powers

Pittsburgh, PA

#8 May 5, 2014
What a retard. His IQ must be below 50 if he thinks alowing gay people to marry means anyone can marry anything. After all, marriage requires consent and there are responsibilities in marriage that a computer or non human animal couldnt perform.

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Since: Dec 08

El Paso, TX

#9 May 5, 2014
scott j powers wrote:
What a retard. His IQ must be below 50 if he thinks alowing gay people to marry means anyone can marry anything. After all, marriage requires consent and there are responsibilities in marriage that a computer or non human animal couldnt perform.
He's a serial case filer. Undoubtedly more time than money.

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Since: Nov 07

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#10 May 5, 2014
Further proof of what we've known all along ... that people who have a problem with same sex marriage are mentally ill, emotionally disturbed and sexually aberrant. Mr. Sevier seems to be an extreme case; here's a man who needs to be involuntarily committed and kept under observation before he goes off the deep end and harms himself or others.
Xstain Mullah Franchisee

Philadelphia, PA

#11 May 5, 2014
He wanted to make a "point" about same sex marriage, but all he really did is start rumors that he's heavy into electro play....

(Not that there's anything too wrong with that so long as it's electricity from renewable sources.)
Xstain Mullah Franchisee

Philadelphia, PA

#12 May 5, 2014
"Hey stud, whaddya say we skip this party and go back to my iPad?"
Xstain Mullah Franchisee

Philadelphia, PA

#13 May 5, 2014
If his beloved computer has a chicklet keyboard at least the happy couple won't have to struggle with bad breath issues in the am.
Xstain Mullah Franchisee

Philadelphia, PA

#15 May 5, 2014
Xstain Mullah Franchisee wrote:
And I
The more people mocking fundamentalist xstains via their monikers, the better, whether they're projecting their obsessions with feces and boys out onto everyone else or not.
Larry

Richardson, TX

#17 May 5, 2014
instead of divorce. We could just re-boot.

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Since: Dec 08

El Paso, TX

#18 May 5, 2014
Larry wrote:
instead of divorce. We could just re-boot.
AND get a system upgrade!

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Since: Dec 08

El Paso, TX

#20 May 5, 2014
Xstain Mullah Franchisee wrote:
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Upgrade to a young boy, like most of us gays do!
Only pervs like you honey. Most of us like men.

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Since: Apr 08

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#22 May 5, 2014
Xstain Mullah Franchisee wrote:
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Upgrade to a young boy, like most of us gays do!
Perv, don't post as a representative of anything gay. Your issues are all your own.

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Since: Mar 11

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#23 May 5, 2014
I don't understand why that is filed under "gay marriage case". The man is an idiot!
Xstain Mullah Franchisee

Philadelphia, PA

#24 May 5, 2014
Kimberling wrote:
I don't understand why that is filed under "gay marriage case". The man is an idiot!
As other posts here make clear, and as his comments makes clear, he is trying to make a "point" about how absurd same sex marriage is [sic] and how it will lead to a slippery slope [sic].

Unfortunately or fortunately he has much in common with his betrothed: Overly humid circuits.

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