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Frankie Rizzo

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#95174
Jan 16, 2014
 
poof wrote:
<quoted text>I am heading to Cali next month where do you live?
Like I'd tell a psycho like you. Too funny! I live on a boat on the bay, come find me tough guy. Ask the other boats and the more hostile and scary they get you'll know you're getting closer.

Ah good times!
Frankie Rizzo

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#95176
Jan 16, 2014
 
BTW Jizzy. When you come looking for me you'll probably come across an old dilapidated tug boat at anchor. You be well advised to STEER WELL CLEAR of her.

That's Poopdeck Pappy! Stand to, you swab! You're casking shadows on Poopdeck Pappy. Pride of the Pacifiric. And father to the shark. Brother to the piranhaca. Cousin to the killer whale. And uncle to the octupussy.
Sarco

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#95177
Jan 16, 2014
 
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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What did I say? So obvious!
P.S. What time is it across the pond?
The fishing sucks. Have only landed a couple of anemic blowfish. Can't seem to locate the big one on the fish finder. Later. 06Z#
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Los Angeles, CA

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rather have a bad day fishing then have to go to work
NE Jade

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Frankie Rizzo wrote:
NE Jade likes to ride the poly pony.
getty up
Straight Sh00ter

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Avast ye lubbers,
tis 0209z in ye Greewich of ye jolly olde England! The parrot lost in ye sinkin' of ye SS Wee Willy was gay for sure, ye Cap'n only sails with ye fruits and nuts.
Straight Sh00ter

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This coming Monday is MiLK day and we are having a big party here at the cafe. Got MiLK? MiLK does a body good.
Glitter

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Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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Whoa! Easy there buttbreath. Relax. It's just a silly topix thread you blooming fool.
YUK!YUK!YUK! Ah good times.
Poof Daddy. Too funny!
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Frankie Rizzo

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Jan 17, 2014
 

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Glitter wrote:
<quoted text> Dickhead
Aw, you're mad again. Cheer up Fruitloops!
Frankie Rizzo

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Jan 17, 2014
 

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Mornin' Jade. So obvious! Some youth plan. 3979. Wonder what time it is across the pond.
Jim Dandy

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Yup Times are changing alright ..........

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/17/pope...
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APPLES AND ORANGES
Frankie Rizzo

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#95187
Jan 17, 2014
 
The hetero cafe is falling into disarray. We need some more good sea stories from Mr. Shooter and I need to write some Jizzy-Poof surrenders to the ARVNs Vietnam stories. Also we need lots of fresh Jade and $3 Bill jokes.

So let's regroup and turn this around! As the gay marine said OOO-RAH!

Let me get us started. Poof Daddy, NE Jade and $3 Billy go into a bar. The bartender says "Get the hell out of here."

HAR!HAR!HAR! Ah good times.
Frankie Rizzo

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FRIENDLY FIRE by Frankie Rizzo.

It was raining that night we went on patrol and left Poof-daddy in the camp alone to peel potatoes for the evening meal. A squad of ARVNs approached the camp. Poof-daddy got so scared he got naked and painted his d!ck purple with iodine from the first aid kit before the ARVNs got to the camp. They laughed at Poof daddy and all took turns using him like a woman. Then they told him they were on our side. Poof daddy was relieved!
Frankie Rizzo

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#95189
Jan 17, 2014
 
Anyone hear the one about the gay cowboy?
Frankie Rizzo

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#95190
Jan 17, 2014
 
Jim Dandy wrote:
APPLES AND ORANGES
Yes. I heard Jade confuses the two sometimes. ADD probably.
Frankie Rizzo

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#95191
Jan 17, 2014
 
Jim Dandy wrote:
Yup Times are changing alright ..........
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/17/pope...
I'm glad this new pope is straight.
Frankie Rizzo

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#95192
Jan 17, 2014
 
yuk!yuk!yuk! WHOOP!WHOOP! Ah good times. WOOT!

Shots and beers, shots and beers. Dickel and PBR. Stuff of champions!'Mercan likker.

The dock is rocking WOOT!
Frankie Rizzo

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#95193
Jan 17, 2014
 
Why did the gay cowboy take off his boots?
Frankie Rizzo

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#95194
Jan 17, 2014
 
BTW Poof Daddy. When you come looking for me you'll probably come across an old dilapidated tug boat at anchor. You be well advised to STEER WELL CLEAR of her.

That's Poopdeck Pappy! Stand to, you swab! You're casking shadows on Poopdeck Pappy. Pride of the Pacifiric. And father to the shark. Brother to the piranhaca. Cousin to the killer whale. And uncle to the octupussy.

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