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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#93341 Nov 4, 2013
Did it look like Poof Daddy Jizzy? I once pinched off a loaf looked like Jizzy's bouffant hairstyle.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#93342 Nov 4, 2013
George wrote:
Does Jade like walnuts in his fudge? Anybody know? Jade is such a neat gay.
Yes. Jade is a pretty neat gay. Much neater than Jizzy Poof Daddy who is just a silly jackass. Jade has more depth. Pardon the atrocious pun.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#93343 Nov 4, 2013
Blond King wrote:
This thread is for GLBT our friends and family.
YUK!YUK!YUK! Never gets old.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#93344 Nov 4, 2013
R1 is Straight Sh00ter wrote:
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This will not stand. They've ruined an American tradition.
Yes. Tell your friends to boycott the c0c%sukas that dumbed down Jack Daniels. Who must be rolling in his grave. Jack is supposed to be 90 proof dammit. Not 86 and certainly not 80.

I find George Dickel to be a superior whiskey anyway. I go with old #12 when I can. 90 proof.

Ah good times. Whiskey is proof Jesus loves us.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#93345 Nov 4, 2013
Now George Dickel's #12 is a whiskey I could get used to real easy on an everyday basis. 90 proof, good for long distance driving on the interstate.~Whoop!~Whoop!

My old man, a heavily decorated WWII combat vet always said "It's OK to drive drunk if you're not a damn amateur."

He also said, when we we're packing up the family car for a long drive, "Don't forget the roadies". He lived till 90, drove drunk for the last 70 years of his life and died of old age. F the mad mothers I'm going out driving my hoover around on the roads. Wish me luck. I'm out of PBR! It's a gotdam emergency officer.

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Hanzel

Ballwin, MO

#93346 Nov 4, 2013

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#93347 Nov 4, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
Now George Dickel's #12 is a whiskey I could get used to real easy on an everyday basis. 90 proof, good for long distance driving on the interstate.~Whoop!~Whoop!
My old man, a heavily decorated WWII combat vet always said "It's OK to drive drunk if you're not a damn amateur."
He also said, when we we're packing up the family car for a long drive, "Don't forget the roadies". He lived till 90, drove drunk for the last 70 years of his life and died of old age. F the mad mothers I'm going out driving my hoover around on the roads. Wish me luck. I'm out of PBR! It's a gotdam emergency officer.
That's no worse than George Jones taking a Cub Cadet riding mower to the liquor store in the midst of a two week bender. His wife hid the car keys from him when she was out for the day. He took the riding mower to the liquor store, several miles away. On the way home he was spotted drinking from a whiskey bottle and riding the mower in the middle of the road. When he died earlier this year the stories of his antics were once again retold. RIP George.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#93348 Nov 4, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
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That's no worse than George Jones taking a Cub Cadet riding mower to the liquor store in the midst of a two week bender. His wife hid the car keys from him when she was out for the day. He took the riding mower to the liquor store, several miles away. On the way home he was spotted drinking from a whiskey bottle and riding the mower in the middle of the road. When he died earlier this year the stories of his antics were once again retold. RIP George.
R.I.P. George. A great drunk. I think he may have been Modern Drunkard magazine Drunkard of the Month once.

I often take my Hoover Around to the likker store and to the VFW Post with a beer in my beer holder on the city streets and sidewalks and the cops haven't bothered me yet. When one does, I bet it's a gonna be a woman cop. I dunno if they have a law against drunk hoover around operation, but they probably do. Commies.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#93349 Nov 4, 2013
Did you know there were no gay Pilgrims at Plymouth Rock? Soon the revisionist historians will be spewing some bravo sierra about the whole bunch being fruity. Whatever, the tofu eating gaytards are trying desperately to destroy western civilization.

3979 this!

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#93351 Nov 4, 2013
"I drink to think." -Hank Williams III

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well

Round Lake, IL

#93352 Nov 4, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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R.I.P. George. A great drunk. I think he may have been Modern Drunkard magazine Drunkard of the Month once.
I often take my Hoover Around to the likker store and to the VFW Post with a beer in my beer holder on the city streets and sidewalks and the cops haven't bothered me yet. When one does, I bet it's a gonna be a woman cop. I dunno if they have a law against drunk hoover around operation, but they probably do. Commies.
A "hoover around" huh...does it vacuum floors too?

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Mortimer

France

#93353 Nov 4, 2013
Looks like $3 Bill has been working around the clock rigging the judge its.

I can't even begin to imagine what kind of a gaytarded loser would spend all day and night doing that!

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#93354 Nov 4, 2013
well wrote:
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A "hoover around" huh...does it vacuum floors too?
No. It's a "Hoveround" but silly Jade calls it a "Hoover Around" and I think that's funny. It doesn't vacuum floors, it gives me mobility. It's a motorized wheelchair.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#93355 Nov 4, 2013
Mortimer wrote:
Looks like $3 Bill has been working around the clock rigging the judge its.
I can't even begin to imagine what kind of a gaytarded loser would spend all day and night doing that!
It's hard to imagine, right? I have tried. But I can't even imagine it.

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Hanzel

Ballwin, MO

#93356 Nov 4, 2013
well wrote:
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A "hoover around" huh...does it vacuum floors too?
are you asking does it sux?

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#93362 Nov 4, 2013
Jerry wrote:
I wonder if Godsmacked will post here this week? I'll PM Jade and get the inside scoop on his missing sock puppet. While I'm at it I'll ask about Old Born Gay. Jade must have lost a couple of socks in the drier. I will report my findings when I get a response.
I could contact Jade on twitter but Frankie don't tweet.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#93363 Nov 4, 2013
Jerry wrote:
I heard Jade was in the market for a new sugar glider.
I heard there's a new variety of sugar gilder available in Jade and Jizzy's towns. The rare Tasmanian squeakers. Special order to Norfolk and Moline.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#93364 Nov 4, 2013
Jerry wrote:
I wonder if Godsmacked will post here this week? I'll PM Jade and get the inside scoop on his missing sock puppet. While I'm at it I'll ask about Old Born Gay. Jade must have lost a couple of socks in the drier. I will report my findings when I get a response.
What happened to Jade's sock "ChiGayColon"?

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Hoover

Columbus, OH

#93365 Nov 5, 2013
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#93366 Nov 5, 2013
Hoover wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =zy5rkw4SeP4XX
~WOO~HOOOO!~Whoop!~Whoop! Ah good times! YUK!YUK!YUK! WOOT!

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