Kasper

San Jose, CA

#88993 Jul 18, 2013
what time does the bar open ?
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#88996 Jul 18, 2013
Poof wrote:
Frankie is gone, take his example and the rest of you Homophobes hit the trail.
Jizzy exclaimed, desperately.
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#88997 Jul 18, 2013
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#88998 Jul 18, 2013
YUK!YUK!YUK! Whoop!~Whoop! Ah good times!
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#88999 Jul 18, 2013
This thread sure sucks like a Hoover Around when Shooter and Rizzo and their merry band of pranksters don't come around.

Jizy just doesn't cut it. He's a big dope.
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89001 Jul 18, 2013
Kasper wrote:
what time does the bar open ?
I second that. I'm just passing time until the bar opens. Got any good Jizzy jokes?
Kasper

San Jose, CA

#89002 Jul 18, 2013
Yeah have you heard the one about four Jizzys walk into a crowded bar with only one bar stool available?
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89005 Jul 18, 2013
Kasper wrote:
Yeah have you heard the one about four Jizzys walk into a crowded bar with only one bar stool available?
So Jizzy blew everyone. That one?
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89006 Jul 18, 2013
YUK!YUK!YUK! Jizzy jokes. Too funny!
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89007 Jul 18, 2013
Jizzy rushed into a bar and breathlessly asked the bartender to pour him three straight scotches. The bartender complied, and watched as he downed them one after another.

"Why three scotches?" the bartender asked as he paused for breath.

"Well, to be honest, I'm celebrating my first blow-job."

"Hell, congratulations, the next one's on me."

"No, thanks," Jizzy replied, "if the first three didn't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think another one will."
fRANKY

Laguna Niguel, CA

#89009 Jul 18, 2013
Poof wrote:
Frankie is gone, take his example and the rest of you Homophobes hit the trail.

Where did Frankie go? What is a Homophobes?
Is that the same thing as a leather daddy?
I will text Jade and ask her.
fRANKY

Laguna Niguel, CA

#89011 Jul 18, 2013
oh btw J8de.......... 98.35%
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89015 Jul 18, 2013
Lenny wrote:
<quoted text> I thought Jizzy claimed he's not gay.
Woops! I forgot for a minute there. wink~wink~
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89016 Jul 18, 2013
fRANKY wrote:
Poof wrote:
Frankie is gone, take his example and the rest of you Homophobes hit the trail.
Where did Frankie go? What is a Homophobes?
Is that the same thing as a leather daddy?
I will text Jade and ask her.
Jizzy was having a nightmare that I was gone. He feels better now maybe. I will tweet him and try to smooth things over.
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89017 Jul 18, 2013
HOLME wrote:
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked,'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed.'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed.'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
HAR!HAR!HAR! Good one. Was the burglar Jizzy?
fRANKY

Laguna Niguel, CA

#89020 Jul 18, 2013
Lenny wrote:
<quoted text> I thought Jizzy claimed he's not gay.
oh yeah that so? Jizzy just loves soaking cork doesn't mean he is gay ask him he will tell you he has a quota 12+ daily X 2 on sunday but not gay huh
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89021 Jul 18, 2013
I will PM Jizzy and try to get it all straightened out.
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89022 Jul 18, 2013
Preston wrote:
I was just watching ABC evening news, seem Sam Champion turned queer, what's up with that?
Yes. I heard he turned years ago.
fRANKY

Laguna Niguel, CA

#89023 Jul 18, 2013
heard any gay rabbi jokes anybody?
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89024 Jul 18, 2013
fRANKY wrote:
<quoted text>
oh yeah that so? Jizzy just loves soaking cork doesn't mean he is gay ask him he will tell you he has a quota 12+ daily X 2 on sunday but not gay huh
Jizzy always complains that if you soak a few corks a day everyone thinks you're gay.

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