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Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89001 Jul 18, 2013
Kasper wrote:
what time does the bar open ?
I second that. I'm just passing time until the bar opens. Got any good Jizzy jokes?
Kasper

San Jose, CA

#89002 Jul 18, 2013
Yeah have you heard the one about four Jizzys walk into a crowded bar with only one bar stool available?
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89005 Jul 18, 2013
Kasper wrote:
Yeah have you heard the one about four Jizzys walk into a crowded bar with only one bar stool available?
So Jizzy blew everyone. That one?
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89006 Jul 18, 2013
YUK!YUK!YUK! Jizzy jokes. Too funny!
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89007 Jul 18, 2013
Jizzy rushed into a bar and breathlessly asked the bartender to pour him three straight scotches. The bartender complied, and watched as he downed them one after another.

"Why three scotches?" the bartender asked as he paused for breath.

"Well, to be honest, I'm celebrating my first blow-job."

"Hell, congratulations, the next one's on me."

"No, thanks," Jizzy replied, "if the first three didn't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think another one will."
fRANKY

Laguna Niguel, CA

#89009 Jul 18, 2013
Poof wrote:
Frankie is gone, take his example and the rest of you Homophobes hit the trail.

Where did Frankie go? What is a Homophobes?
Is that the same thing as a leather daddy?
I will text Jade and ask her.
fRANKY

Laguna Niguel, CA

#89011 Jul 18, 2013
oh btw J8de.......... 98.35%
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89015 Jul 18, 2013
Lenny wrote:
<quoted text> I thought Jizzy claimed he's not gay.
Woops! I forgot for a minute there. wink~wink~
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89016 Jul 18, 2013
fRANKY wrote:
Poof wrote:
Frankie is gone, take his example and the rest of you Homophobes hit the trail.
Where did Frankie go? What is a Homophobes?
Is that the same thing as a leather daddy?
I will text Jade and ask her.
Jizzy was having a nightmare that I was gone. He feels better now maybe. I will tweet him and try to smooth things over.
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89017 Jul 18, 2013
HOLME wrote:
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked,'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed.'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed.'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
HAR!HAR!HAR! Good one. Was the burglar Jizzy?
fRANKY

Laguna Niguel, CA

#89020 Jul 18, 2013
Lenny wrote:
<quoted text> I thought Jizzy claimed he's not gay.
oh yeah that so? Jizzy just loves soaking cork doesn't mean he is gay ask him he will tell you he has a quota 12+ daily X 2 on sunday but not gay huh
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89021 Jul 18, 2013
I will PM Jizzy and try to get it all straightened out.
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89022 Jul 18, 2013
Preston wrote:
I was just watching ABC evening news, seem Sam Champion turned queer, what's up with that?
Yes. I heard he turned years ago.
fRANKY

Laguna Niguel, CA

#89023 Jul 18, 2013
heard any gay rabbi jokes anybody?
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89024 Jul 18, 2013
fRANKY wrote:
<quoted text>
oh yeah that so? Jizzy just loves soaking cork doesn't mean he is gay ask him he will tell you he has a quota 12+ daily X 2 on sunday but not gay huh
Jizzy always complains that if you soak a few corks a day everyone thinks you're gay.
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89025 Jul 18, 2013
fRANKY wrote:
heard any gay rabbi jokes anybody?
A Jewish homosexual is in San Francisco for Yom Kippur, and hears that there
is a gay shul on Canal Street.
He walks on Canal until he sees a synagogue, and enters it. The men are on
one side and the woman are on the other.
Seeing a stranger, the shamas invites him up on the bima for an aliya.
Standing next to him is a good looking guy, so the gay Jew pinches his
toches.
Suddenly, there is silence in the synagogue, followed by murmuring.
The gay says, "What did I do? This is a gay synagogue! What did I do
wrong?"
The shammes screams that the gay shul is two blocks down the street,
and that the gay should get the hell out of this normal shul.
The gay walks down the street and sees a building with the sign "Gay Brethren
of Israel". He enters in glee, and sees that again the men are sitting on
one side and the women on the other. Only this time, they are holding hands
and making out with each other.
The gay takes a seat, and the shammes seeing a new face, invites him for an
aliya. The gay is on the bima, and next to him is standing a very good
looking fellow. The gay can't control himself, and pinches his toches.
Suddenly, the synagogue erupts into a mass of murmuring.
The gay says, "What did I do? What did I do? This is a gay synagogue,
what did I do wrong?"
One man gets up and says, "Yes, this is a gay synagogue! And we have very
few rules here. But one of them is that no one fools around with the
rebbetzin!!"
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89026 Jul 18, 2013
Has anyone tweeted Jizzy lately?
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89027 Jul 18, 2013
I will text Jizzy later and try to smooth things over.
fRANKY

Laguna Niguel, CA

#89029 Jul 18, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
<quoted text>
A Jewish homosexual is in San Francisco for Yom Kippur, and hears that there
is a gay shul on Canal Street.
He walks on Canal until he sees a synagogue, and enters it. The men are on
one side and the woman are on the other.
Seeing a stranger, the shamas invites him up on the bima for an aliya.
Standing next to him is a good looking guy, so the gay Jew pinches his
toches.
Suddenly, there is silence in the synagogue, followed by murmuring.
The gay says, "What did I do? This is a gay synagogue! What did I do
wrong?"
The shammes screams that the gay shul is two blocks down the street,
and that the gay should get the hell out of this normal shul.
The gay walks down the street and sees a building with the sign "Gay Brethren
of Israel". He enters in glee, and sees that again the men are sitting on
one side and the women on the other. Only this time, they are holding hands
and making out with each other.
The gay takes a seat, and the shammes seeing a new face, invites him for an
aliya. The gay is on the bima, and next to him is standing a very good
looking fellow. The gay can't control himself, and pinches his toches.
Suddenly, the synagogue erupts into a mass of murmuring.
The gay says, "What did I do? What did I do? This is a gay synagogue,
what did I do wrong?"
One man gets up and says, "Yes, this is a gay synagogue! And we have very
few rules here. But one of them is that no one fools around with the
rebbetzin!!"
LMAO
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#89034 Jul 19, 2013
Anyone hear from that moronic fruitloop Jizzy lately?

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