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Straight Sh00ter R-1

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#88987 Jul 17, 2013
This thread svcks like a Hoover vacuum without Rizzo and Sh00ter and their merry band of comedians.

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#88988 Jul 17, 2013
HOLME wrote:
Hoover Around isn't that a vacuum cleaner?
FREE COFFEE AND DOUGHNUTS FOR EVERYONE YAAaaaaaaaaa and FREE parking in the rear
Wanna buy some Girl Scout Cookies? I only sell them to straight men because the mental case gays have bad credit. My mom told me it has something to do with sugar gliders and the SPCA.

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Jose

San Jose, CA

#88990 Jul 18, 2013
girl scout2013 wrote:
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Wanna buy some Girl Scout Cookies? I only sell them to straight men because the mental case gays have bad credit. My mom told me it has something to do with sugar gliders and the SPCA.
LMAO
COSMO

San Jose, CA

#88991 Jul 18, 2013
Reginald wrote:
I wonder who stayed up judging posts 10x last night?
J8ster of course, nothing else to do. J8de has no life no purpose no partner friends or relatives that acknowledge her existence.
Kasper

San Jose, CA

#88992 Jul 18, 2013
Blond Princess childhood nickname is Hoover.....

and he is proud of his suxing ability

suck a football through 100'feet of garden hose

now his name is bottom boi
Kasper

San Jose, CA

#88993 Jul 18, 2013
what time does the bar open ?
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#88996 Jul 18, 2013
Poof wrote:
Frankie is gone, take his example and the rest of you Homophobes hit the trail.
Jizzy exclaimed, desperately.
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#88997 Jul 18, 2013
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#88998 Jul 18, 2013
YUK!YUK!YUK! Whoop!~Whoop! Ah good times!
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#88999 Jul 18, 2013
This thread sure sucks like a Hoover Around when Shooter and Rizzo and their merry band of pranksters don't come around.

Jizy just doesn't cut it. He's a big dope.
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#89001 Jul 18, 2013
Kasper wrote:
what time does the bar open ?
I second that. I'm just passing time until the bar opens. Got any good Jizzy jokes?
Kasper

San Jose, CA

#89002 Jul 18, 2013
Yeah have you heard the one about four Jizzys walk into a crowded bar with only one bar stool available?
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#89005 Jul 18, 2013
Kasper wrote:
Yeah have you heard the one about four Jizzys walk into a crowded bar with only one bar stool available?
So Jizzy blew everyone. That one?
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#89006 Jul 18, 2013
YUK!YUK!YUK! Jizzy jokes. Too funny!
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#89007 Jul 18, 2013
Jizzy rushed into a bar and breathlessly asked the bartender to pour him three straight scotches. The bartender complied, and watched as he downed them one after another.

"Why three scotches?" the bartender asked as he paused for breath.

"Well, to be honest, I'm celebrating my first blow-job."

"Hell, congratulations, the next one's on me."

"No, thanks," Jizzy replied, "if the first three didn't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think another one will."
fRANKY

Columbus, OH

#89009 Jul 18, 2013
Poof wrote:
Frankie is gone, take his example and the rest of you Homophobes hit the trail.

Where did Frankie go? What is a Homophobes?
Is that the same thing as a leather daddy?
I will text Jade and ask her.
fRANKY

Columbus, OH

#89011 Jul 18, 2013
oh btw J8de.......... 98.35%
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#89015 Jul 18, 2013
Lenny wrote:
<quoted text> I thought Jizzy claimed he's not gay.
Woops! I forgot for a minute there. wink~wink~
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#89016 Jul 18, 2013
fRANKY wrote:
Poof wrote:
Frankie is gone, take his example and the rest of you Homophobes hit the trail.
Where did Frankie go? What is a Homophobes?
Is that the same thing as a leather daddy?
I will text Jade and ask her.
Jizzy was having a nightmare that I was gone. He feels better now maybe. I will tweet him and try to smooth things over.
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#89017 Jul 18, 2013
HOLME wrote:
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked,'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed.'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed.'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
HAR!HAR!HAR! Good one. Was the burglar Jizzy?

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