Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85219 May 10, 2013
just the facts wrote:
<quoted text>Hey, Frank, why you so mad? Its all just humor, you know just poking a little fun at YOUR expense. How do ya like it Frankie???
I like it fine! Thanks for asking you big dopey galoot!

So why did you get a dishonorable discharge from the Army Jiz?
Couldn't hack it? Cowardice?
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85220 May 10, 2013
Jizzy gets a DD

When they found out Jizzy was collaborating with the enemy he was crying and curled up in a ball on the floor.

The LT smacked some sense into him and Jizzy started singing like a canary, how the NVA scared him into working for them.

They took pity on the silly crybaby coward and gave him a DD with no jail time.

And that is why Jizzy works at the Car Wash and panhandles outside the gay bars to this day.

The End.
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85221 May 10, 2013
YUK!YUK!YUK! Jizzy's mad.
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85222 May 10, 2013
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85223 May 10, 2013
Hey Jizzy, is your last name Spunky?

You know, Jizzy Spunky.

TOO Funny!
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85224 May 10, 2013
Jizzy is having another bad hair day. His mullet just won't behave!
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85225 May 10, 2013
Jade's favorite website. One of the models is his mom!

http://wtfshiznit.blogspot.com/2011/06/over-2...
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85230 May 10, 2013
just the facts wrote:
<quoted text>Not so Frank, I received an honorable discharge, rank E6, Staff Sergeant. Now why are you so upset?
Oh this is gonna be great! So you're a great big war hero eh? Tell us how brave you were that time when you were flying in low over Macho Grande!

YUK!YUK!YUK! Jizzy the great big war hero/jackass! What a pack of lies. We caught you in so many lies already but this takes the cake.
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85231 May 10, 2013
just the facts wrote:
<quoted text>So you are homeless and a bum, say are you Frankie?
Oy. Get some schtick, Jiz. You're no Jade.
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85232 May 10, 2013
just the facts wrote:
<quoted text>So you are homeless and a bum, say are you Frankie?
Jizzy, tell the truth for once in your sorry ass sad sack life. You have a mullet right?

I picture you with a mullet. Big floppy baloney man-tits. Huge barrel ass. Bad teeth.
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85233 May 10, 2013
A man was on trial for selling drugs and a neighbor, Little Frankie, was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked,
"Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?"
"No, sir," answered Little Frankie.
"Did you ever get any from his wife?"
"No, sir."
"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"
"Uh, excuse me, sir," Little Frankie said, "but we're still talking about drugs here, right?"

HAR!HAR!HAR!
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85236 May 10, 2013
just the facts wrote:
<quoted text>Hummm, Frank is that the sort of man that turns you on?
I am very sorry, Frank, you see I am a married man. My wife loves me very much, as I do her. Oh and I am not gay, I am somewhat flattered, but no thanks.
You thought that was a come on? Boy you really are stupid! No wonder you get beat up all the time.

When someone tells you you have fat ugly baloney titties and a blubbery barrel ass, he's not hitting on you dummy.

If I went gay and wanted some beefcake, it wouldn't be with your sloppy ass!
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85237 May 10, 2013
just the facts wrote:
<quoted text>Hummm, Frank is that the sort of man that turns you on?
I am very sorry, Frank, you see I am a married man. My wife loves me very much, as I do her. Oh and I am not gay, I am somewhat flattered, but no thanks.
What does your wife do while you cruise the gay forums? Better check Jiz! She needs it and you ain't delivering while your in the gay cafe trying to get fresh.
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85238 May 10, 2013
YUK!YUK!YUK! Jizzy.
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85241 May 10, 2013
YUK!YUK!YUK!
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85243 May 10, 2013
just the facts wrote:
<quoted text>Frank, how do you know that she does not post back to you moron? Damn son she thinks that you're an idiot.
Are you drunk already Jiz?

So you're saying your wife is posting to me while you cruise the gay forums? What does she call herself?

Are you married to Old SniffButts Bill, Jiz you old dog?!
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85244 May 10, 2013
just the facts wrote:
<quoted text>Frank, how do you know that she does not post back to you moron? Damn son she thinks that you're an idiot.
So your wife is a liar too?
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85246 May 10, 2013
Tell us the war story where you got busted down to private Jiz! What happened?

Give me some facts, I'll fill it out for you so it's coherent.

Jizzy Gets Busted. by Frankie Rizzo.

coming soon!
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85247 May 10, 2013
just the facts wrote:
<quoted text>Umm how do you know I am not her? What the matta boy?
Cool story.

Your wife is not posting to me you big dopey fibber, you're spinning a real big one now! What a liar.

"Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive."
-Sir Walter Scott

So really, Jiz, what does your wife do while you cruise the gay forums? She doesn't know what you're doing right? Right.
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#85249 May 10, 2013
just the facts wrote:
<quoted text>Umm how do you know I am not her? What the matta boy?
You're such a silly jackass dope! Too funny!! You're great Jiz!

YUK!YUK!YUK!

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