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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#83764 Apr 14, 2013
Avast ye. It has come to the attention of ye skipper of the scupper that on Jizzybird has absconded with the parrot. The good Cap'n put Jizzy in ye brig for bad sailors as a result of this clusterphvk. Now Jizzy spends his days dropping the soap and playing the harmonica for a pack of Camels.
Straight Sh00ter

United States

#83765 Apr 14, 2013
Cat Purrs wrote:
Wow, what a load of crap I had to wade through to get here.
Stay away from gay bath houses and you won't have that problem.
Straight Sh00ter

United States

#83766 Apr 14, 2013
I wonder what laxative Jade uses after a night of plundering on the high seas?
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#83768 Apr 14, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Avast ye. It has come to the attention of ye skipper of the scupper that on Jizzybird has absconded with the parrot. The good Cap'n put Jizzy in ye brig for bad sailors as a result of this clusterphvk. Now Jizzy spends his days dropping the soap and playing the harmonica for a pack of Camels.
LMAO!
Straight Sh00ter

United States

#83769 Apr 14, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
<quoted text>
LMAO!
The Cap'n will soon have Jizzy bent over the rail squealing like a pig (think Deliverance). The skipper of the scupper is not to be trifled with.
Cat Purrs

“meooooow”

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#83771 Apr 14, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
<quoted text>
Squawk!
You old flea bag, at your age it's about time you grew up.
Cat Purrs

“meooooow”

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#83772 Apr 14, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
<quoted text>
Stay away from gay bath houses and you won't have that problem.
Shut the fluck up.
Cat Purrs

“meooooow”

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#83773 Apr 14, 2013
BILLY BOI wrote:
so watt happn
watt happn what R1?
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#83774 Apr 14, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
<quoted text>
The Cap'n will soon have Jizzy bent over the rail squealing like a pig (think Deliverance). The skipper of the scupper is not to be trifled with.
Too funny! Especially after Jizzy forced the Cap'ns favorite gay parrot to sodomize him, killing it.
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#83775 Apr 14, 2013
Cat Purrs wrote:
<quoted text> watt happn what R1?
What's an "R1"?
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#83776 Apr 14, 2013
Cat Purrs wrote:
<quoted text> Shut the fluck up.
What is a "fluck up" is that the same as a "leather daddy"?
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#83780 Apr 14, 2013
The Big Bear wrote:
<quoted text>
You seem to be fascinated with the leather gay community.
That's not an answer. The question was what is a leather daddy? It's a simple question really.
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#83781 Apr 14, 2013
The Big Bear wrote:
Good evening GLBT! We're here and we're queer! What's with the trolls? Are they closeted gays who are infatuated with us? I wonder why they post here all the time?
We're Jolly! We're Poly! And we're IN YOUR FACE!

Legalize polygamy.

Marriage, there is no one right way.
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#83782 Apr 14, 2013
The Big Bear wrote:
<quoted text>
You seem to be fascinated with the leather gay community.
Sure. Whatever.

Are you ready for meadow mowing season? I am! Can't wait! I wasn't here last year during meadow mowing. I just arrived during siding season.

P.S. Why is North Eastern Jade so snooty? Is she snooty to you too?
HOWARD

San Jose, CA

#83783 Apr 15, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
I wonder what laxative Jade uses after a night of plundering on the high seas?

I hear she/he consumes 1 lb of prunes or dates everyday two stay regular, explains the diaper.
HOWARD

San Jose, CA

#83784 Apr 15, 2013
Cat Purrs wrote:
<quoted text> You old flea bag, at your age it's about time you grew up.
you need to stop pissing on the cat
Cat Purrs

“meooooow”

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#83786 Apr 15, 2013
HOWARD wrote:
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
I wonder what laxative Jade uses after a night of plundering on the high seas?
I hear she/he consumes 1 lb of prunes or dates everyday two stay regular, explains the diaper.
Isn't it time for your arsenic supplement?
Cat Purrs

“meooooow”

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#83787 Apr 15, 2013
The Big Bear wrote:
Good evening GLBT! We're here and we're queer! What's with the trolls? Are they closeted gays who are infatuated with us? I wonder why they post here all the time?
Hi sweetie!
Cat Purrs

“meooooow”

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#83790 Apr 15, 2013
just the facts wrote:
<quoted text>Good Morning little kitty. The boys are silent today, a Thorazine drip is a wonderful thing. Frankie is rather mad at me. Must have been something I said.
Good morning. He's just jealous, Poor widdle thing.
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#83791 Apr 15, 2013
just the facts wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Frankie, tell us some war stories. I like the one where you blew an entire company of Vietcong.
Here let me help you.
It was a hot steamy night in the jungle, there I was trapped behind enemy lines. I knew my life was endangered, but I had a plan. I slipped on my heavy duty knee pads and stalked my first victim. That guy never stood a chance I sucked him dry in 30 seconds flat
( OK Frankie you finish)
Are you making up silly stories about me again Jizzy?

Hey when was the last time you checked if humans were mammals Jizzy? You better check again, maybe we changed last night!

What a dope! Checks often to see if humans are still mammals! Cracks me up.

Go check again!

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