That'd be "Old Sniff-Butt" Bill. He gets a jug of cheap fortified wine, a box of tissues and a viagra tablet a day to rate each post ten times. Good if you're gay, bad if you're straight. Except for his own posts, which he rates good even though he's straight. LOLOLOLOL.<quoted text>
It took the troll 13 minutes to rate my post. You're losing your touch beyotch.
P.S. Has the poor parrot been found? Someone should call PETA.
P.P.S. Fine nautical adventure stories! Keep em coming.