screaming for attention as usualI heard I was being cloned by a troll... Funny how it didn't affect my life in the slightest.
Take care dears.
#81467 Mar 16, 2013
#81468 Mar 16, 2013
Kesla15 wrote: heard I was being cloned by a troll
'heard''ey? explain please
cloned 'ey? explain please
what post are you referring to?
do you hear voices in your head ?
#81469 Mar 16, 2013
What happen to the little queer jew rabbi that posted here for awhile. Gay as all get out butt funny guy not uncouth like so many other homo freaks* that frequent this thread
*u no hoo u r
#81472 Mar 16, 2013
He's butthurt. I guess Jade pushes too hard.
#81476 Mar 16, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Two gay guys walked into a bar. One said to the other "Wanna get shiite faced"? The other guy said "Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty to me...Oh, you mean drunk."
#81477 Mar 16, 2013
The Cap'n is out trolling for booty to plunder and hunting for sperm whale to harpoon. He's a freak like that.
#81478 Mar 16, 2013
G R E A T P A R T A Y LOTS OF HOT CHICKS WITH HUGE TITTIES AND JUICY SNAPPERS.
#81479 Mar 16, 2013
Surenuff a lot of posters from Westerville, OH??????????
#81480 Mar 16, 2013
Paired off Parrots
A lady approaches her rabbi and tells him, "Rabbi, I have
a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only
know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the rabbi inquired.
"They only know how to say,'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want
to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the rabbi exclaimed, "but I have a
solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots
over to my house and I will put them with my two male
talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read Hebrew.
My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the rabbi's house.
His two male parrots are wearing tiny yamulkes and praying in
their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots
and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and
exclaims, "Put away the siddurs! Our prayers have been answered!"
#81481 Mar 16, 2013
One day, two bees are buzzing around what's left of a rose bush.
"How's your summer been?" asks bee number one.
"Not too good," says bee two. "Lotta rain, lotta cold. There aren't
enough flowers, therefore not enough pollen."
The first bee has an idea. "Hey, why don't you go down to the corner and
hang a left? There's a bar mitzvah going on. Plenty of flowers and
Bee two buzzes, "Thanks!" and takes off. An hour later, the bees bump into
each other again.
"How was the bar mitzvah?" asks the first bee.
"Great!" replies the second.
The first bee, however, notices a small circle on his friend's head, and
inquires, "What's that on your head?"
"A yarmulke," is the answer. "I didn't want them to think I was a Wasp."
#81482 Mar 16, 2013
A Jewish homosexual is in San Francisco for Yom Kippur, and hears that there
is a gay shul on Canal Street.
He walks on Canal until he sees a synagogue, and enters it. The men are on
one side and the woman are on the other.
Seeing a stranger, the shamas invites him up on the bima for an aliya.
Standing next to him is a good looking guy, so the gay Jew pinches his
Suddenly, there is silence in the synagogue, followed by murmuring.
The gay says, "What did I do? This is a gay synagogue! What did I do
The shammes screams that the gay shul is two blocks down the street,
and that the gay should get the hell out of this normal shul.
The gay walks down the street and sees a building with the sign "Gay Brethren
of Israel". He enters in glee, and sees that again the men are sitting on
one side and the women on the other. Only this time, they are holding hands
and making out with each other.
The gay takes a seat, and the shammes seeing a new face, invites him for an
aliya. The gay is on the bima, and next to him is standing a very good
looking fellow. The gay can't control himself, and pinches his toches.
Suddenly, the synagogue erupts into a mass of murmuring.
The gay says, "What did I do? What did I do? This is a gay synagogue,
what did I do wrong?"
One man gets up and says, "Yes, this is a gay synagogue! And we have very
few rules here. But one of them is that no one fools around with the
#81483 Mar 16, 2013
Israeli Taxi Joke
An American tourist was riding in a taxi in Israel.
As the taxi approached a red light, the tourist was shocked to see the
driver drive straight through without even slowing down. Surprised as he
was, he didn't say anything, feeling himself a 'guest' and not wanting to
The trip continued without event until the next intersection.
This time the light was green and, to the American's dismay, the cab
driver brought the vehicle to a grinding halt.
Unable to contain his astonishment, he turns to the driver. "Listen", he
says, "When you went through the red light, I didn't say anything. But
why on earth are you stopping at a green light?" The Israeli driver looks
at the American as if he was deranged. "Are you crazy?!" he shouts. "The
other guy has a red light! Do you want to get us killed?!
#81484 Mar 16, 2013
The Rabbi and his Wife
The Rabbi and his wife were cleaning up the house. The Rabbi came across a
box he didn't recognize. His wife told him to leave it alone, it was
One day, she was out and his curiousity got the better of him. He opened
the box and inside he found 3 eggs and $2000. When his wife came home, he
admitted that he had opened the box and asked her to explain the contents
She told him, every time he had a bad sermon, she would put an egg in the
box. He thought to himself, "In twenty years, only three bad sermons,
that's not bad." His wife continued, "And every time I got a dozen eggs,
I would sell them for $1."
“GET OFF MY THREAD”
Since: Nov 12
#81485 Mar 16, 2013
any sec now the j8ster will stop by and judge post
this i gurantee
“GET OFF MY THREAD”
Since: Nov 12
#81486 Mar 16, 2013
see ? told you so
#81487 Mar 16, 2013
Jade, where for art thou?
“GET OFF MY THREAD”
Since: Nov 12
#81488 Mar 16, 2013
What happen to the nice lady GodSmacked fall a sleep, BINGO at the nursing home? Diaper change and din din meds sleepy time.
#81489 Mar 16, 2013
The men with the white coats come around about 6:00 to tuck her in and give her the nightly dose of medicine. She's out cold by now.
#81490 Mar 16, 2013
The Cap'n is out sailing the Seven Seas searching for booty to plunder.
“The Topix Legend of "GS8"!”
Since: Sep 10
#81491 Mar 16, 2013
LOL. I had to go to the grocery today.
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