The gay cafe for GLBT, friends and family

[Straight Sh00ter]

Avast ye knaves, the good Cap'n Jade, our legendary bvtt pirate who sails ye Seven Seas in search of bigger and bigger booties to plunder, has ordered a roll call.

Straight Sh00ter- here
Rizzo- here
Holme- here

Nathaniel ornament-not here
Golum- not here

Dandy Deacon- here
Olive- here
Jizzy...Jizzy... I'll come back to you if applicable
Norton-here
NoQ- here
cuervo-here

[Straight Sh00ter]

Anybody seen Enrico Rizzo lately? I hope a sea monster didn't get him.

[Enrico Salvatore Rizzo]

Straight Sh00ter wrote:

Anybody seen Enrico Rizzo lately? I hope a sea monster didn't get him.

The name's Rizzo. Enrico Salvatore Rizzo.

[Enrico Salvatore Rizzo]

GodSmacked wrote:

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Hello Olive. I am doing very well.

You know, with proper management, you could be takin' home fifty, maybe a hundred dollars a day, easy. You're pickin' trade up on the street like that. That's nowhere. I mean, you gotta get yourself some kind of management. You need my friend O'Daniel. He operates the biggest stable in town, in fact, in the whole god-damned Metropolitan area. It's stupid a stud like you paying. You don't want to be stupid.

[Enrico Salvatore Rizzo]

FundiMENTALslayer wrote:

<quoted text>I like target shooting!
Stand there real still!

That great big, dumb cowboy crap of yours don't appeal to nobody except every jockey on 42nd Street. Miami Beach, that's where you could score. Anybody can score there, even you. In New York, no rich dude with any class at all buys that cowboy crap anymore. They're laughin' at you on the street.

[Frankie Rizzo]

Straight Sh00ter wrote:

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I wonder if Olive Oil will serve her sailor man Jade as well as Old Boring Gay did. You remember OBG, the one who earned a living stomping empty beer cans he found on the side of the road at the entrance to the trailer park. Jade is a real neat gay, for a bvtt pirate.

Was he the one lived in the attic storeroom above the liquor store?

Yeah, Jade is pretty neat. But he he's not as neat as Old SniffsButt Bill!

But he's much neater than that big dopey galoot Jizzybird was. I guess Jizzy's shark poop now though, unless Cap'n Jade made a daring rescue!

[Rudy]

Blond King wrote:

This thread is for GLBT our friends and family.

WOW, lots of negative judgeits on your post.

LMFAO

[Rudy]

FundiMENTALslayer wrote:

<quoted text>I like target shooting!
Stand there real still!

Reported as a death threat!!!

[Straight Sh00ter]

Enrico Salvatore Rizzo wrote:

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The name's Rizzo. Enrico Salvatore Rizzo.

Well it looks like all the relevant folks have checked in.

[Straight Sh00ter]

Does Bill do the Harlem Shake while Cap'n Jade is up on the poopdeck? Anybody know?

[Straight Sh00ter]

Rudy wrote:

<quoted text>WOW, lots of negative judgeits on your post.
LMFAO

Blond King and Blasterboi did all the posting on the first page, but they've disappeared. Did they end up like Nathaniel and Golem?

[fRANKY]

Norton wrote:

Hey whatever happened to that stupid old queer that was on welfare, collected cans and lived in a room above a liquor store? Dis he die from AIDS?

yup Old Born Fck Up dropped dead, Aids got him

[Straight Sh00ter]

Frankie Rizzo wrote:

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Was he the one lived in the attic storeroom above the liquor store?
Yeah, Jade is pretty neat. But he he's not as neat as Old SniffsButt Bill!
But he's much neater than that big dopey galoot Jizzybird was. I guess Jizzy's shark poop now though, unless Cap'n Jade made a daring rescue!

His Jizzyness hasn't been seen or heard from since going "man overboard".

[Jazybird58]

Straight Sh00ter wrote:

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His Jizzyness hasn't been seen or heard from since going "man overboard".

Oh I am here, just waiting for you and Frank to say something intelligent. Guess, I will go back and wait some more. See ya shitforbrains

[Straight Sh00ter]

fRANKY wrote:

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yup Old Born Fck Up dropped dead, Aids got him

Another one bites the dust! Just like Nathaniel Orgyment.

[Straight Sh00ter]

Jazybird58 wrote:

<quoted text>Oh I am here, just waiting for you and Frank to say something intelligent. Guess, I will go back and wait some more. See ya shitforbrains

Hey, Jizzy's back, and soaking wet. How long did it take Jade to pull you into the lifeboat?

[Frankie Rizzo]

Jazybird58 wrote:

<quoted text>Oh I am here, just waiting for you and Frank to say something intelligent. Guess, I will go back and wait some more. See ya shitforbrains

Yeah, watch out for that door on your way out.

[Frankie Rizzo]

And now for an exciting JizzyBird58 story!

Once was a silly jackass named Jizzy.

He was a real dope.

The end.

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I guess Jizzy will learn to wear his lifejacket from now on because you never know when the bvtt pirate Jade is going to hit an iceberg and Jizzy could end up in Davey Jones locker yet again.

[All 50 States Come June]

Frankie Rizzo wrote:

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Yeah, watch out for that door on your way out.

So sorry but the Bird man had to leave the thread in order to scrape you off the bottom of his shoe again,were you eating Burritos again? Phew,you stink! Then he has to sterilize his shoe but don't worry he'll be back soon to make you look like the slimy prick that you are and have always been! Why do you love these bigoted low life honor-less hating,LYING A-holes anyway? I thought you were for marriage equality and loved gays? My god what an F-ing lying POS you are! Oh,here comes the Bird man now! Better run and hide shyte for brains or in a minute you'll be looking like the class clown again! Why are all your posts bad to gays and good to bigots anyway? Rizzo posts gays bad,human hating,lying bigot POS's good! Now have your attendant change those adult depends and give you your meds! Nighty night now,sleep well you smarmy prick! Time for your dirt nap isn't it? ;)