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jIM bEAN

New York, NY

#80950 Mar 8, 2013
Q. What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.

you know who you are

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Huey

United States

#80951 Mar 8, 2013
jIM bEAN wrote:
Q. What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.
you know who you are
Excellent post, thanks for sharing!!!

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Earl

Dallas, TX

#80953 Mar 8, 2013
Anybody seen Uncle Nate?

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Jerome

Marble Falls, TX

#80954 Mar 8, 2013
Hi everybody, as a Catholic in good standing I hereby announce my candidacy for Pope and urge you to lobby your Cardinal on my behalf.

Thank you very much:)

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#80955 Mar 8, 2013
Earl wrote:
Anybody seen Uncle Nate?
He's in the infernal regions sharing a room with Hitler.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#80956 Mar 8, 2013
Dandy Deacon wrote:
On My Honor
Leader:
All the paths of the Lord are steadfast love and faithfulness, for those who keep his covenant and his testimonies.(Psalm 25:10)
Scouts:
On my honor I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country.
Leader:
Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord the people whom he has chosen as his heritance.(Psalm 33:12)
My son, do not forget my teaching, but let your heart keep my commandments; for length of days and years of life and abundant welfare will they give you.(Proverbs 3:1-2)
Scouts:
On my honor I will do my best to obey the Scout Law—and the Law is this: A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent.
Leader:
And he said to him, "You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind." This is the great and first commandment. And a second is like it, You shall love your neighbor as yourself.(Matthew 22:37-39)
Let your light shine before men, that they may see your good works and give glory to your Father who is in heaven.(Matthew 5:16)
Scouts:
On my honor I will do my best to help other people at other times.
Leader:
Remember also the Golden Text: And as you wish that men would do to you, do so to them.(Luke 6:31)
Do you know that you are God's temple and that God's Spirit dwells in you? If any one destroys God's temple, God will destroy him. For God's temple is holy, and that temple you are.(I Corinthians 3:16-17)
Scouts:
On my honor, I will do my best to keep myself mentally awake.
Leader:
Wisdom is the principal thing: Do not forget, and do not turn away from the words of my mouth. Get wisdom; get insight.(Proverbs 4:5)
How can a young man keep his way pure? By guarding it according to thy word.(Psalm 119:9)
Scouts:
On my honor, I will do my best to keep myself morally straight.
Leader:
Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts; let him return to the Lord, that he may have mercy on him, and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.(Isaiah 55:7)
Very touching.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#80957 Mar 8, 2013
Mango wrote:
While the LGBT movement has made great strides in the past few years, it can still be tough for some to come out. Some communities are not as accepting as others, and minorities who are also LGBT often face additional struggles.
Patrick Malkoun, an International Development Studies student at UCLA, shared his story of coming out to his Lebanese Meronite Catholic family. After dealing with depression from being closeted, he came out to his parents, who did not react well. "I was taken to ex-gay therapy via religious means," Malkoun told host Tiffany Williams in a segment on HuffPost Live. "It was like basically an exorcism."
Malkoun used the religious ceremony to help him through a different struggle: "I drank holy water but I viewed religion in my benefit, so when I was drinking that holy water, I was thinking like 'ooh I have this big exam coming up, I could use holy water to help.'"
While his coming out experience with his immediate family was very emotional, Malkoun came out to his extended family in Lebanon entirely by accident. A family member stumbled upon an article Malkoun had penned advocating for gay rights in UCLA housing. "That was nice. I spoke with my uncle, who was saying,'We recognize it, we accept it, I guess we're not technically cool with it -- don't hide it from us, respect us and don't flaunt it.'"
I'm sure Bill wishes Jade would "come out". I'm sure Bill is "butthurt" if you know what I mean.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#80958 Mar 8, 2013
Psychiatry can cure gays.

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Jerome

Marble Falls, TX

#80959 Mar 8, 2013
Blond King wrote:
This thread is for GLBT our friends and family.
WOW, 1,978 different posters Disagree and think you are Clueless and Nuts.

LMFAO

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Some Never Came Home

Tempe, AZ

#80960 Mar 8, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Psychiatry can cure gays.
Never mind that the vast majority of psychiatrists and psychologists say you are full of crap! But on the other hand they do say they can help you with that disease you suffer from and might even be able to cure you! I have my doubts though! Gays have nothing to cure but by GOD you do! I know,the truth hurts doesn't it,so sad to bad! Now lets see what they have to say at the APA about gays and about that disease you suffer from shall we LIAR? LOL

What the APA says about gays!
http://www.apa.org/topics/sexuality/orientati...

Now this is where you can find help to cure the disease you suffer from!

Treatments for homophobia

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/h/homophobia/tr...

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Jerome

Marble Falls, TX

#80961 Mar 8, 2013
Mango wrote:
obsessed with obsession
obsessed with obsession = Jade with R1.

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jIM bEAN

New York, NY

#80962 Mar 8, 2013
A Jewish homosexual is in San Francisco for Yom Kippur, and hears that there
is a gay shul on Canal Street.

He walks on Canal until he sees a synagogue, and enters it. The men are on
one side and the woman are on the other.

Seeing a stranger, the shamas invites him up on the bima for an aliya.
Standing next to him is a good looking guy, so the gay Jew pinches his
toches.

Suddenly, there is silence in the synagogue, followed by murmuring.
The gay says, "What did I do? This is a gay synagogue! What did I do
wrong?"

The shammes screams that the gay shul is two blocks down the street,
and that the gay should get the hell out of this normal shul.

The gay walks down the street and sees a building with the sign "Gay Brethren
of Israel". He enters in glee, and sees that again the men are sitting on
one side and the women on the other. Only this time, they are holding hands
and making out with each other.

The gay takes a seat, and the shammes seeing a new face, invites him for an
aliya. The gay is on the bima, and next to him is standing a very good
looking fellow. The gay can't control himself, and pinches his toches.
Suddenly, the synagogue erupts into a mass of murmuring.

The gay says, "What did I do? What did I do? This is a gay synagogue,
what did I do wrong?"

One man gets up and says, "Yes, this is a gay synagogue! And we have very
few rules here. But one of them is that no one fools around with the
rebbetzin!!"

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jIM bEAN

New York, NY

#80963 Mar 8, 2013
Gettn bout that time j8ster is near lurking in the shadows .......
ask yourself "self who am i to judge others"?

so predictable any minute now

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jIM bEAN

New York, NY

#80964 Mar 8, 2013
What happen to the little Jewish rabbi Jizzm somethang somethang? Aids get him?

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jIM bEAN

New York, NY

#80966 Mar 8, 2013
exorcism can cure homosexuality disease

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#80967 Mar 8, 2013
jIM bEAN wrote:
Gettn bout that time j8ster is near lurking in the shadows .......
ask yourself "self who am i to judge others"?
so predictable any minute now
The sickperv Jade will be here to regale us with made up tales of life in the meadow and working on the siding. I keep waiting for him to tell us some made up story about being rich and having a condo in the Bahamas where he and his freaks play bvttpirate all night long.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#80968 Mar 8, 2013
Jizzy is Cap'n Jade's cabinboi.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#80969 Mar 8, 2013
I'm sure Jade is in some swashbuckling pirate tavern right at this very moment polishing some other Captain's plank while having his own scupper scalloped.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#80970 Mar 8, 2013
The Cap'n is always interested in more seaman.

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jIM bEAN

New York, NY

#80974 Mar 8, 2013
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty good

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