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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#79855 Feb 25, 2013
Get ready for the new pope! Note: The real Father Sarducci not that dopey jizzybird.

Pope Benedict sent shockwaves through the Catholic community and around the world when he announced his retirement. The anti-woman, anti-gay Pope, who looks the other way from molestation and is a former member of the Hitler youth, declared he was tired and old and doesn’t have the strength to promote his hypocritical hatred anymore.

Though his retirement comes as a surprise, his departure is resulting in crocodile tears and faux concern.

The party begins when Father Guido Sarducci replaces him on March 1, 2013. The Vatican will throw a huge party with balloons and French onion dip.

Sarducci claims he wants to be a different kind of Pope—one who promotes tolerance and progressive values. His first priority is to formally bless the gay community in a spectacular service with Ru Paul as the Mistress of Ceremonies and it is rumored that The Village People will reunite for a special appearance.

Sarducci’s second priority is women’s rights and he plans to disperse free birth control for seven days and seven nights in St. Peter’s Square, much to the chagrin of the American Republican Party.

Sarducci tells me he has big plans for the future of the Catholic Church and though he chooses to surprise the world as he unveils his master plan, he hinted that he plans to change the dress code utilizing some of Hollywood’s “most flamboyant” designers.

“The world ain’t seen nothin’ yet,” Sarducci proclaimed as he excused himself and left to set an example as a new version of what he thinks “the Pope should really be about.”

It’s a new era and Sarducci will lead the way.

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“Trolls in love with Peaches!”

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#79856 Feb 25, 2013
Peaches stopping in to the Cafe for dinner. Think I'll just have a Frankie Meltdown, and a small side order of Rizzo Balls slathered in sarcasm! Yum-yum. Peaches hungry. A nice tall glass of sweet tea can be delivered to my booth. More fireworks for entertainment, I hope.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#79858 Feb 25, 2013
Pheew! Sure is peaceful here without that old witch hunting windbag GodSpasm's insane chatter in my ear constantly.

Frankie conspiracy theories! That's got that psycho Jizzy bird written all over it.

He brings out the big guns. The senile old windbag GodSplatter! You can't make this stuff up.

WOO HOOO!

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#79860 Feb 25, 2013
Peaches from Houston wrote:
Peaches stopping in to the Cafe for dinner. Think I'll just have a Frankie Meltdown, and a small side order of Rizzo Balls slathered in sarcasm! Yum-yum. Peaches hungry. A nice tall glass of sweet tea can be delivered to my booth. More fireworks for entertainment, I hope.
The pighead!

So how do you have sex, do you just give head? Got teeth?

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#79861 Feb 25, 2013
Feels very very gay around here today! It's angry and COLD!

Not like the gay people in my neighborhood. They're, well, very gay! And warm. Not angry and snooty like you jackasses.

You'd think this thread's not really for friends of gays like it says. You'd think maybe gays here don't want friends.

You think you want to kick straight people out and everything will be hunky dory, but it won't, it will be very boring! And not fun. Trust me.

"You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference." - R. Nixon.

But I got a thicker skin than Tricky Dick had. I ain't going nowhere. I am a FRIEND of GAYS!

YUK!YUK!YUK!

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#79862 Feb 25, 2013
Brown Lipstick wrote:
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Gosh Frankie don't forget about the jewish funded animal performers. Dogs and donkies are people too ya know.
Oy
Donkeys? Oy vey!

I like Jews. And gays(the ones on this thread, not so much).

But a gay jew...just kidding. I like them too.

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“Trolls in love with Peaches!”

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#79863 Feb 25, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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The pighead!
So how do you have sex, do you just give head? Got teeth?
You blockhead fool. I get lipstick from some little drag queen from MA, that would leave major rings around your dipstick! Peaches might not have all her original teeth, but can tongue bath you like no body! Snort-snort.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#79864 Feb 25, 2013
Peaches from Houston wrote:
Peaches stopping in to the Cafe for dinner. Think I'll just have a Frankie Meltdown, and a small side order of Rizzo Balls slathered in sarcasm! Yum-yum. Peaches hungry. A nice tall glass of sweet tea can be delivered to my booth. More fireworks for entertainment, I hope.
I think I'll carve up some nice PORK for my lunch!

A talking gay pig. Priceless!

Did you hear the one about the gay pig farmer?

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#79865 Feb 25, 2013
Did that senile old sock puppet GodSpooge or whatever sillyass name finally stroke out or something?

Boy she could filibuster stupidity all day. Meth?

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#79866 Feb 25, 2013
I wonder if the Willy will get underway tonight.

There's a heavy blow outside the gate and the mizzenmasts will be stiff in the breeze! The poop decks will surely be awash in white briny spume!

P.S. Have they found the parrot?

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“The Topix Legend of "GS8"!”

Since: Sep 10

Manalapan, FL

#79867 Feb 25, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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I have been reading you having a temper tantrum, which you often due on social media, waiting for you to respond to this post below I made several hours ago.
GodSmacked wrote:
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The entire marriage system will have to be changed as will the all tax laws as the relate to marriage as will our social security system as it relates to marriage as will every known law to divorce in every state in this country. That is a very daunting task to undertake to accommodate poly marriage.

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“The Topix Legend of "GS8"!”

Since: Sep 10

Manalapan, FL

#79868 Feb 25, 2013
Frankie I do enjoy how you continuously fit the definition of Parkers Law and must we forget your posts about Girl Scout cookies. Your temper tantrums are comical.

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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#79869 Feb 25, 2013
GodSmacked wrote:
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I have been reading you having a temper tantrum, which you often due on social media, waiting for you to respond to this post below I made several hours ago.
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Blanche you've lost the last of your marbles!

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Straight Sh00ter

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#79870 Feb 25, 2013
GodSmacked wrote:
Frankie I do enjoy how you continuously fit the definition of Parkers Law and must we forget your posts about Girl Scout cookies. Your temper tantrums are comical.
And quit trying to corrupt the girl scouts with your filthy nastiness.

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“Equality marches on! ”

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#79871 Feb 25, 2013
GodSmacked wrote:
Frankie I do enjoy how you continuously fit the definition of Parkers Law and must we forget your posts about Girl Scout cookies. Your temper tantrums are comical.
Good evening fine Lady. The Girl Scout references are disturbing considering some1 lost his ability to register an account after posting as a Girl Scout Leader, who bragged about selling cookies while wearing no panties.

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#79872 Feb 25, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
<quoted text> And quit trying to corrupt the girl scouts with your filthy nastiness.
I am simple pointing out the facts.

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“Equality marches on! ”

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#79873 Feb 25, 2013
Oh, but he moved to Lawrence.....or was it Ohio?

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Straight Sh00ter

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#79875 Feb 25, 2013
NE Jade wrote:
<quoted text>Good evening fine Lady. The Girl Scout references are disturbing considering some1 lost his ability to register an account after posting as a Girl Scout Leader, who bragged about selling cookies while wearing no panties.
Yes, you should be ashamed for such shenanigans.

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“The Topix Legend of "GS8"!”

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#79876 Feb 25, 2013
NE Jade wrote:
<quoted text>Good evening fine Lady. The Girl Scout references are disturbing considering some1 lost his ability to register an account after posting as a Girl Scout Leader, who bragged about selling cookies while wearing no panties.
Hello Darling. I agree very disturbing.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#79877 Feb 25, 2013
GodSmacked wrote:
Frankie I do enjoy how you continuously fit the definition of Parkers Law and must we forget your posts about Girl Scout cookies. Your temper tantrums are comical.
Yes, I made the mistake of thinking your questions and intentions were somewhat sincere. Glad you got your desired effect. No skin off my back, I got you to dance too. You're a very mean and nasty unpleasant person with no sense of humor. You give gay a bad name.

The silver lining is I exposed your hypocrisy and backward ignorance and bigotry against other forms of marriage. And your mean nastiness and childish revenge seeking.

All in all a good day! Hope you feel better. Jizzy too, the little coward. You two are getting way too creepy. I just want to have some harmless fun. You are out for some crazy sh!t Not fun.

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