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Joe NonHomo1

Rogers, TX

#78766 Feb 16, 2013
Goo Goo Ga Ga wrote:
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Boy that Yade must receive some pretty big tips, he is so neat.
Yup, he's the neatest gay in Gayville:)

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#78767 Feb 16, 2013
He's even neater than Blonde Kweer.

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Out and Proud Hetero

Rogers, TX

#78768 Feb 16, 2013
I wonder where Jade is, maybe he's busy posting in his "secret" thread?!?!

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#78769 Feb 16, 2013
Out and Proud Hetero wrote:
I wonder where Jade is, maybe he's busy posting in his "secret" thread?!?!
He's prolly posting deep inside his inflatable loverboi. It's all he has in life, take his inflatable lover away and he'd just be another mentally unbalanced asspacker.

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The Worlds Biggest Lie

Hinsdale, MA

#78770 Feb 16, 2013
Out and Proud Hetero wrote:
I wonder where Jade is, maybe he's busy posting in his "secret" thread?!?!
It's so true isn't it? Yade's very very secretive. He is so secretive that he has someone else take his place when going to church for 'confessions'
That's how secretive, NE Yade really is.
Shhhh......

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#78771 Feb 16, 2013
This is what happens when the brave Cap'n wrecks when sailing the Seven Seas of his waterbed. Sometimes the parrot even falls from its perch atop Jade's shoulder.

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The Worlds Biggest Lie

Hinsdale, MA

#78772 Feb 16, 2013
Can anyone provide me with a valid argument as to why a pair of "Heterosexual" men should be afforded the oppurtunity to raise a child literally denying the child's most basic "Human right" to have a "Female" mother? You can't either? That's funny cus neither can I.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#78773 Feb 16, 2013
I wonder if Jizzybird is still obsessed with Frank Rizzo?

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#78774 Feb 16, 2013
Which cast member of "Deliverance" was Mr. Jade? Soooooeeeeey!

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Out and Proud Hetero

Rogers, TX

#78775 Feb 16, 2013
The Worlds Biggest Lie wrote:
Can anyone provide me with a valid argument as to why a pair of "Heterosexual" men should be afforded the oppurtunity to raise a child literally denying the child's most basic "Human right" to have a "Female" mother? You can't either? That's funny cus neither can I.
A teacher in Indiana pointed out that queers have no purpose in life, hope she gets Teacher of the Year Award!!!

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The Worlds Biggest Lie

Hinsdale, MA

#78776 Feb 16, 2013
Out and Proud Hetero wrote:
<quoted text>A teacher in Indiana pointed out that queers have no purpose in life, hope she gets Teacher of the Year Award!!!
It's about time people start standing up to these decadent zionist loving spotted pigs. The future of this nation is in jeopardy.
In fact it has been for a long time.

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Out and Proud Hetero

Rogers, TX

#78777 Feb 16, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Which cast member of "Deliverance" was Mr. Jade? Soooooeeeeey!
I think he was the toothless guy in overalls.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#78778 Feb 16, 2013
Out and Proud Hetero wrote:
<quoted text>A teacher in Indiana pointed out that queers have no purpose in life, hope she gets Teacher of the Year Award!!!
AIN'T GOD GOOD TO INDIANA?
By William Herschell
Legendary Indiana Journalist

Ain't God good to Indiana?
Folks, a feller never knows
Just how close he is to Eden
Till, sometime, he ups an' goes
Seekin' fairer, greener pastures
Than he has right here at home,
Where there's sunshine in the clover
An' honey in th' comb;
Where the ripples on th' river
Kinda chuckles as they flow--
Ain't God good to Indiana?
Ain't He, fellers? Ain't He, though?

"Ain't God good to Indiana?
Seems to me He has a way
Gittin' me all outta humor
Just to see how long I'll stay
When I git th' gypsy feelin'
That I'd like to find a spot
Where th' clouds ain't quite so restless,
Or th' sun don't shine so hot.
But, I don't git far, I'll tell you,
Till I'm whisperin' soft an' low:
Ain't God good to Indiana?
Ain't He, fellers? Ain't He, though?

"Ain't God good to Indiana?
Other spots may look as fair,
But they lack th' soothin' somethin'
In th' Hoosier sky and air.
They don't have that snug-up feelin'
Like a mother gives a child;
They don't soothe you, soul an' body,
With their breezes soft an' mild.
They don't know th' joys of Heaven
Have their birthplace here below;
Ain't God good to Indiana?
Ain't He, fellers? Ain't He, though?

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#78779 Feb 16, 2013
Out and Proud Hetero wrote:
<quoted text>A teacher in Indiana pointed out that queers have no purpose in life, hope she gets Teacher of the Year Award!!!
Back home again in Indiana, And it seems that I can see The gleaming candle light, still burning bright, Through the Sycamores for me. The new-mown hay sends all its fragnance Through the fields I used to roam. When I dream about the moonlight on the Wabash Then I long for my Indiana home.[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/back-home-again-in... ][ piano ](When I dream about the moonlight on the Wabash Then I long for my Indiana home sweet home)
Back home again in Indiana...(Indiana Indiana Indiana home)

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Frankie RIzzo

Union City, CA

#78780 Feb 16, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
This is what happens when the brave Cap'n wrecks when sailing the Seven Seas of his waterbed. Sometimes the parrot even falls from its perch atop Jade's shoulder.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =MjTuAV036yYXX
WOW! Yes. Tragedies like this are becoming more common ever since we started allowing gay captains.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#78781 Feb 16, 2013
Well I was born in a small town
And I live in a small town
Prob'ly die in a small town
Oh, those small - communities

All my friends are so small town
My parents live in a same small town
My job is so small town
Provides little opportunity, hey!

Educated in a small town
Taught to fear Jesus in a small town
Used to daydream in that small town
Another born romantic that's me

But I've seen it all in a small town
Had myself a ball in a small town
Married an L.A. doll and brought her to this small town
Now she's small town just like me

No I cannot forget where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me
Yeah, I can be myself here in this small town
And people let me be just what I want to be

Got nothing against a big town
Still hayseed enough to say
Look who's in the big town
But my bed is in a small town
Oh, that's good enough for me

Well I was born in a small town
And I can breathe in a small town
Gonna die in a small town
Ah, that's prob'ly where they'll bury me

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Frankie RIzzo

Union City, CA

#78782 Feb 16, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
I wonder if Jizzybird is still obsessed with Frank Rizzo?
Yes. I hurt his feelings and he got so mad! He just wants to pinch me! He's stomping his feetsies and clenching his little fisties and trying to tell me he is in my head!

What a dope. I keep telling him the joke's on him! But you know that dummy, he won't listen good.

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Frankie RIzzo

Union City, CA

#78783 Feb 16, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Well I'm just sittin here suckin on a Dickel. Now before you people think I switched teams in the Cafe troll-a-thon, let me explain. Rizzo was talking about George Dickel whisky the other day and I found a bottle down at the corner firewater shop. I'm sittin here singin the praises of Tennessee whisky with a buzz that I know I'm gonna pay for in the morning. Dickel is 90 proof to Jack's 80 and is much more complex, with hints of smoke, oak, honey, vanilla, leather and even cake in the finish. This is truly a winner, even if it's a bit expensive. This isn't your fruity cock-tail drink found among the sickpervs out there. No, this is a "man's liquor".
Yes! An excellent Tennessee whisky! A man's hootch! I'm straight as an arrow but when I get to sippin' George Dickell's fine whisky I feel even more straight if that's possible.

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Say No to Buggery

Rogers, TX

#78784 Feb 16, 2013
I wonder if Jade is getting fisted tonight?

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#78785 Feb 16, 2013
Frankie RIzzo wrote:
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Yes. I hurt his feelings and he got so mad! He just wants to pinch me! He's stomping his feetsies and clenching his little fisties and trying to tell me he is in my head!
What a dope. I keep telling him the joke's on him! But you know that dummy, he won't listen good.
Oh my heart bleeds for his feelings har har har. Hey I have a fifth of Dickel #12 on the table in front of me. I've been sampling it this evening. I'm gonna be a sorry mess in the morning for sure. Damn good stuff. I paid $26 for it. Kansass taxes are high.

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