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Straight Sh00ter

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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
- US Air Force Manual
South West Jade

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Hi Jade! I am your cousin SW Jade! I like to re side my house all the time too. Must run in the family!

Have a good weekend cuz!
J8DE

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NE Jade wrote:
Soon ole Homiesexual/rozzie\red lisp on dick/ will post. We will let him have a whole weekend of solo posting. If his keyboard could " self lube" , we might never have to experience his multi-username postings!

solo ? hardly! surrounded by family and friends all weekend deep frying a turkey, 1st time for me. lots of food and drink tequila and bud lite little erb lots of hot chicks with big tittys.
Frankie Rizzo

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Straight Sh00ter wrote:
It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
- US Air Force Manual
From an old 1950's Air force squawk report where the pilot fills out a form to report problems with the aircraft to maintenance.

Squawk: Pilot reports left engine missing.

Maintenance report back to pilot: Left engine found on left wing.
Frankie Rizzo

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solo ? hardly! surrounded by family and friends all weekend deep frying a turkey, 1st time for me. lots of food and drink tequila and bud lite little erb lots of hot chicks with big tittys.
That sounds like an outstanding way to while away the weekend! HOT CHICKS with BIG TITS and WHISKEY! It just doesn't get any better than that!
Straight Sh00ter

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Jade spends too much time at the gerbil farm to get much done on the house. Next summer he's going to mow the meadow and regale us with the details, just like his lies about the house.

Jade you need to tell the men wearing the white coats to make yours a double the next time they bring the meds around. Pathological lying is the hallmark of the gay mind. Tell us about residing the house in winter winds and snow. Yes, please give us all the gory details, we wait with bated breath.

PS: Have you named your inflatable lover yet? Do you enjoy "blowing" him up?
Frankie Rizzo

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Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Jade spends too much time at the gerbil farm to get much done on the house. Next summer he's going to mow the meadow and regale us with the details, just like his lies about the house.
Jade you need to tell the men wearing the white coats to make yours a double the next time they bring the meds around. Pathological lying is the hallmark of the gay mind. Tell us about residing the house in winter winds and snow. Yes, please give us all the gory details, we wait with bated breath.
PS: Have you named your inflatable lover yet? Do you enjoy "blowing" him up?
How many imaginary acres is North East Jade's imaginary meadow? How often does he imaginary mow it? What kind of imaginary tractor?

I can't wait for the meadow mowing stories!

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

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Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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. But this doesn't mean we'll be taking long hot showers together at 2 AM OK Fruitcake?
Thank the lord.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

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solo ? hardly! surrounded by family and friends all weekend deep frying a turkey, 1st time for me. lots of food and drink tequila and bud lite little erb lots of hot chicks with big tittys.
Make sure you do a test run, filling the pot up with water to see if the turkey can fit without overflowing, that will save a flash fire if the oil runs over the top when you place the turkey in it.
Frankie Rizzo

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<quoted text>Thank the lord.
Amen!
Frankie Rizzo

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<quoted text>Make sure you do a test run, filling the pot up with water to see if the turkey can fit without overflowing, that will save a flash fire if the oil runs over the top when you place the turkey in it.
BAH! Test runs are for sissies. Real He-Men, gay and straight or somewhere in between do you know what I mean, fill it up with lard to the top, heat it way the F* up till it smokes and drop the turkey in! Step backwards quickly and pop another beer, wash it down with tequila. No problem.

If you get a flash fire, it browns the bird nicely! Pour beer on it.(Not tequila!- boy that was stupid!) That's why you do it outside dummy! In case you get real drunk and start a huge fire.
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BAH! Test runs are for sissies. Real He-Men, gay and straight or somewhere in between do you know what I mean, fill it up with lard to the top, heat it way the F* up till it smokes and drop the turkey in! Step backwards quickly and pop another beer, wash it down with tequila. No problem.
If you get a flash fire, it browns the bird nicely! Pour beer on it.(Not tequila!- boy that was stupid!) That's why you do it outside dummy! In case you get real drunk and start a huge fire.
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If the cafe goes silent forever; you'll know the cafe trolls followed your advice
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Aye! I've heard a few briny ones! By ye bard Sol Melville, Herman's Jewish brother! Oy! Let me try me own hand at a tale! Apologies to Melville, Herman and Sol and every other author and hacks too!

One night at sea ye trusty cabin boy SniffsButt Billy and Cap'n Nor'easter Jade were celebrating Billy's 67th birthday with grog and debauchery! The ship was rolling rhythmically with the swells! Thar' came a heavy blow! Soon the poopdecks were awash in briny spume!

Cap'n North East Jade kept one hand on the wheel and the other firmly on Billy's Willy!

Soon another ship was seen on the horizon flying ye Jolly Roger! Cap'n NE Jade readied the cannon for a stern shot and then lined er up!

Aye! Arrgghh! Oy vey!

Stay tuned!

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

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Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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BAH! Test runs are for sissies. Real He-Men, gay and straight or somewhere in between do you know what I mean, fill it up with lard to the top, heat it way the F* up till it smokes and drop the turkey in! Step backwards quickly and pop another beer, wash it down with tequila. No problem.
If you get a flash fire, it browns the bird nicely! Pour beer on it.(Not tequila!- boy that was stupid!) That's why you do it outside dummy! In case you get real drunk and start a huge fire.
Don't come runnin' to ME for sympathy when your turkey oil blows up and burns down your double wide!
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Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>Don't come runnin' to ME for sympathy when your turkey oil blows up and burns down your double wide!
It's a triple wide Fruitloops. Has porches on both sides too. Harumph!
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Sherman wrote:
<quoted text>I'm on my way two Chick-Fil-A for breakfast.
WOO HOO
What an outstanding idea! Not only will you be enjoying a nutritious juicy deep fried in pure lard American chicken samitch and tasty golden Idaho spuds fried in American pig lard, but you'll also be supporting a fine socially conscious loyal tax paying American family owned business!

WIN/WIN!

P.S. Supports your cardiologist too! WIN/WIN/WIN!
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Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow so you know what that means spring is going to be early
also mowing the meadow story's early. Ain't life great?
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Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>Make sure you do a test run, filling the pot up with water to see if the turkey can fit without overflowing, that will save a flash fire if the oil runs over the top when you place the turkey in it.
thx for the info
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South West Jade wrote:
Hi Jade! I am your cousin SW Jade! I like to re side my house all the time too. Must run in the family!
Have a good weekend cuz!
Well golly cuzzin sw jade high ya doin! It's a dang shame we got so separated when we is young but at least our indelible personalities and sexual defects can be spread across dis here cuntry side kwicker than NE Jade in a boi scout tent.
"HEE-HA!""HEE-H A!""HEE-HA!"
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Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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BAH! Test runs are for sissies. Real He-Men, gay and straight or somewhere in between do you know what I mean, fill it up with lard to the top, heat it way the F* up till it smokes and drop the turkey in! Step backwards quickly and pop another beer, wash it down with tequila. No problem.
If you get a flash fire, it browns the bird nicely! Pour beer on it.(Not tequila!- boy that was stupid!) That's why you do it outside dummy! In case you get real drunk and start a huge fire.
Don't come runnin' to ME for sympathy when your turkey oil blows up and burns down your double wide!

ROTFLMAO HILARIOUS

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