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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77851 Feb 1, 2013
NE Jade wrote:
<quoted text> Hey sweet thing! It's nice to see a registered poster. Grey boxes are so....same ole boring , try to post "straight", yet know every thing about the "gay 80's". Good God, the gerbil jokes were so old, a web search took me back to dial up!
Every time I register I get banished within 3 days. Disappeared like in some seedy third world banana republic dictatorship!

Even though I am a FRIEND and FAMILY of GAYS. What is it do you think? Something I said?

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J8DE

San Jose, CA

#77852 Feb 1, 2013
Sydney wrote:
<quoted text>Speaking of jokes...What do you call a gay bar that doesn't have any chairs to sit in?
? WHAT

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J8DE

San Jose, CA

#77853 Feb 1, 2013
nathanielornament wrote:
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I'd call it standing room only.....I reckon you'd call it something else....
speaking of jokes.....'the taxation on cigarettes has gone up so much; now when I want a cigarette I hire a hooker & catch one off her'
....okay, well it made me laugh
Come here listen can you smell it?

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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#77854 Feb 1, 2013
Coffee tastes better if the latrines are dug downstream from an encampment.
- US Army Field Regulations, 1861

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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#77855 Feb 1, 2013
It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
- US Air Force Manual

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South West Jade

Hayward, CA

#77856 Feb 1, 2013
Hi Jade! I am your cousin SW Jade! I like to re side my house all the time too. Must run in the family!

Have a good weekend cuz!

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J8DE

San Jose, CA

#77857 Feb 1, 2013
NE Jade wrote:
Soon ole Homiesexual/rozzie\red lisp on dick/ will post. We will let him have a whole weekend of solo posting. If his keyboard could " self lube" , we might never have to experience his multi-username postings!

solo ? hardly! surrounded by family and friends all weekend deep frying a turkey, 1st time for me. lots of food and drink tequila and bud lite little erb lots of hot chicks with big tittys.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77858 Feb 1, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
- US Air Force Manual
From an old 1950's Air force squawk report where the pilot fills out a form to report problems with the aircraft to maintenance.

Squawk: Pilot reports left engine missing.

Maintenance report back to pilot: Left engine found on left wing.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77859 Feb 1, 2013
J8DE wrote:
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solo ? hardly! surrounded by family and friends all weekend deep frying a turkey, 1st time for me. lots of food and drink tequila and bud lite little erb lots of hot chicks with big tittys.
That sounds like an outstanding way to while away the weekend! HOT CHICKS with BIG TITS and WHISKEY! It just doesn't get any better than that!

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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#77860 Feb 1, 2013
Jade spends too much time at the gerbil farm to get much done on the house. Next summer he's going to mow the meadow and regale us with the details, just like his lies about the house.

Jade you need to tell the men wearing the white coats to make yours a double the next time they bring the meds around. Pathological lying is the hallmark of the gay mind. Tell us about residing the house in winter winds and snow. Yes, please give us all the gory details, we wait with bated breath.

PS: Have you named your inflatable lover yet? Do you enjoy "blowing" him up?

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77861 Feb 1, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Jade spends too much time at the gerbil farm to get much done on the house. Next summer he's going to mow the meadow and regale us with the details, just like his lies about the house.
Jade you need to tell the men wearing the white coats to make yours a double the next time they bring the meds around. Pathological lying is the hallmark of the gay mind. Tell us about residing the house in winter winds and snow. Yes, please give us all the gory details, we wait with bated breath.
PS: Have you named your inflatable lover yet? Do you enjoy "blowing" him up?
How many imaginary acres is North East Jade's imaginary meadow? How often does he imaginary mow it? What kind of imaginary tractor?

I can't wait for the meadow mowing stories!

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“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#77862 Feb 1, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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. But this doesn't mean we'll be taking long hot showers together at 2 AM OK Fruitcake?
Thank the lord.

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“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#77863 Feb 1, 2013
J8DE wrote:
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solo ? hardly! surrounded by family and friends all weekend deep frying a turkey, 1st time for me. lots of food and drink tequila and bud lite little erb lots of hot chicks with big tittys.
Make sure you do a test run, filling the pot up with water to see if the turkey can fit without overflowing, that will save a flash fire if the oil runs over the top when you place the turkey in it.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77864 Feb 1, 2013
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>Thank the lord.
Amen!

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77865 Feb 1, 2013
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>Make sure you do a test run, filling the pot up with water to see if the turkey can fit without overflowing, that will save a flash fire if the oil runs over the top when you place the turkey in it.
BAH! Test runs are for sissies. Real He-Men, gay and straight or somewhere in between do you know what I mean, fill it up with lard to the top, heat it way the F* up till it smokes and drop the turkey in! Step backwards quickly and pop another beer, wash it down with tequila. No problem.

If you get a flash fire, it browns the bird nicely! Pour beer on it.(Not tequila!- boy that was stupid!) That's why you do it outside dummy! In case you get real drunk and start a huge fire.

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Rainbow Kid

Alpharetta, GA

#77866 Feb 1, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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BAH! Test runs are for sissies. Real He-Men, gay and straight or somewhere in between do you know what I mean, fill it up with lard to the top, heat it way the F* up till it smokes and drop the turkey in! Step backwards quickly and pop another beer, wash it down with tequila. No problem.
If you get a flash fire, it browns the bird nicely! Pour beer on it.(Not tequila!- boy that was stupid!) That's why you do it outside dummy! In case you get real drunk and start a huge fire.
LOLOL
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If the cafe goes silent forever; you'll know the cafe trolls followed your advice

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77867 Feb 2, 2013
Aye! I've heard a few briny ones! By ye bard Sol Melville, Herman's Jewish brother! Oy! Let me try me own hand at a tale! Apologies to Melville, Herman and Sol and every other author and hacks too!

One night at sea ye trusty cabin boy SniffsButt Billy and Cap'n Nor'easter Jade were celebrating Billy's 67th birthday with grog and debauchery! The ship was rolling rhythmically with the swells! Thar' came a heavy blow! Soon the poopdecks were awash in briny spume!

Cap'n North East Jade kept one hand on the wheel and the other firmly on Billy's Willy!

Soon another ship was seen on the horizon flying ye Jolly Roger! Cap'n NE Jade readied the cannon for a stern shot and then lined er up!

Aye! Arrgghh! Oy vey!

Stay tuned!

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#77869 Feb 2, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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BAH! Test runs are for sissies. Real He-Men, gay and straight or somewhere in between do you know what I mean, fill it up with lard to the top, heat it way the F* up till it smokes and drop the turkey in! Step backwards quickly and pop another beer, wash it down with tequila. No problem.
If you get a flash fire, it browns the bird nicely! Pour beer on it.(Not tequila!- boy that was stupid!) That's why you do it outside dummy! In case you get real drunk and start a huge fire.
Don't come runnin' to ME for sympathy when your turkey oil blows up and burns down your double wide!
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77872 Feb 2, 2013
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>Don't come runnin' to ME for sympathy when your turkey oil blows up and burns down your double wide!
It's a triple wide Fruitloops. Has porches on both sides too. Harumph!
Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77873 Feb 2, 2013
Sherman wrote:
<quoted text>I'm on my way two Chick-Fil-A for breakfast.
WOO HOO
What an outstanding idea! Not only will you be enjoying a nutritious juicy deep fried in pure lard American chicken samitch and tasty golden Idaho spuds fried in American pig lard, but you'll also be supporting a fine socially conscious loyal tax paying American family owned business!

WIN/WIN!

P.S. Supports your cardiologist too! WIN/WIN/WIN!

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