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Straight Sh00ter

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Cap'n Jade spends more time riding the poopdeck plundering booty than any asspirate around. He's sailed ye Seven Seas and fired his sternchaser gun more than any other salty dog, so why is he banned from every pet shop in Nebraska?
Straight Sh00ter

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Why is PETA planning to protest at Jade's place? Something about gerbil abuse?
One Way Poop Chute

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NEVER FORGET: Homosex is perverse sex and requires immediate repentance!!!
Frankie Rizzo

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Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Why is PETA planning to protest at Jade's place? Something about gerbil abuse?
I heard that North East Jade is on a cash only basis at the gerbil farm.
His credit is VOID until he gets his ARREARS all paid UP.

So North East Jade has been attempting to breed his own gerbils but not having any success because he only bought boy gerbils.
One Way Poop Chute

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Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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I heard that North East Jade is on a cash only basis at the gerbil farm.
His credit is VOID until he gets his ARREARS all paid UP.
So North East Jade has been attempting to breed his own gerbils but not having any success because he only bought boy gerbils.
Maybe they can make butt babies.
Dice

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"wonder hoo it cood be lurkin' an judgin' lurkin' an judgin'. do any one no? pathetic loser Bubbles? have we' furgot a bout Bubbles have we's?"

stud like you should not b paying for it , go to Miami Beach Florida . you's cood b makn 10$ two 20$ every day of the week beats the hell out of collecting cans along the freeway 'ey? now i run your ass ragged butt dont have to be joyless, cowboys are talking about you's down on 42nd street heey you want to be stoopid
Bruce

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Hey, whatever happened to that poster that was thinking about cutting off their tally whacker?
Frankie Rizzo

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Dice wrote:
"wonder hoo it cood be lurkin' an judgin' lurkin' an judgin'. do any one no? pathetic loser Bubbles? have we' furgot a bout Bubbles have we's?"
stud like you should not b paying for it , go to Miami Beach Florida . you's cood b makn 10$ two 20$ every day of the week beats the hell out of collecting cans along the freeway 'ey? now i run your ass ragged butt dont have to be joyless, cowboys are talking about you's down on 42nd street heey you want to be stoopid
http://www.hark.com/clips/fyhfxjhrwn-old-moth...
The Worlds Biggest Lie

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Straight Sh00ter wrote:
<quoted text> Okay you now owe me a new laptop. I went to Urbandictionary.com to look up "Kentucky tractor pull" and spit coke all over the computer laughing my assoff.
I don't know where frank comes up with this stuff. A true pant pisser for sure. I wonder if topixes neatest has tried such an athletic maneuver.
Straight Sh00ter

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Some people say being gay is genetic. Obviously, these people don't understand how genetic traits are acquired.
The Worlds Biggest Lie

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Its great to see such tranquility and peace on the boards this weekend. If only we could expel the poofters to Israelity with a certain group of other decadent loving devils will world peace be achieved.

Oy.
Eric

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wonder hoo the poor deprived loser iz keeps judging post?
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It's $3 Butt Boi Bill. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLbwwwwaaaaaahaha hahahahahaLOLOLOL!!!!
Frankie Rizzo

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The Worlds Biggest Lie wrote:
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I don't know where frank comes up with this stuff. A true pant pisser for sure. I wonder if topixes neatest has tried such an athletic maneuver.
The Chain Saw

You get your wife or girlfriend a little likkered up and you talk her into inserting some anal beads up her a** and you promise you'll remove them gently and that she's gonna love it.

Then you yank 'em out like the first pull starting a chain saw.

You'll probably have to go sleep on the couch but you'll get a good laugh and you can watch football and drink beer all night.

But you never know the old lady might just like it!
Frankie Rizzo

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Eric wrote:
wonder hoo the poor deprived loser iz keeps judging post?
Can you imagine what kind of loser would do that? Judge posts over and over?

What kind of loser does that? Anyone know?
Gays Run the World

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Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Some people say being gay is genetic. Obviously, these people don't understand how genetic traits are acquired.
If being gay was genetic; we wouldn't exist because we don't reproduce
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Each of us is a one-of-a-kind original teleported in from the Planet Yagami to take over the world
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We blend in with the population; we are disguised like ordinary people
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-54_DrYDb1b4/TjwBKaj...
Straight Sh00ter

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Jade is too busy rerating posts to say anything, not that he/she/it ever says anything worthwhile anyway.
Frankie Rizzo

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Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Jade is too busy rerating posts to say anything, not that he/she/it ever says anything worthwhile anyway.
Why does North East Jade do that? And why does he always rate mine bad? Sometimes mine are a little funny. Doesn't North East Jade like funny stuff?
Straight Sh00ter

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Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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Why does North East Jade do that? And why does he always rate mine bad? Sometimes mine are a little funny. Doesn't North East Jade like funny stuff?
NE Jade is as "funny" as theycum but in a gay sort of way.
Straight Sh00ter

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Gerbil boy Jade has been spotted at a pet shop in Kearney NE shopping for some new gerbils. He was kicked out of the store when he opened his pie hole and said he is in "arrears" to every store in the state due to his gerbil addiction.

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