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Straight Sh00ter

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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Did Jade get off of his inflatable roommate long enough to go to work today? Of course not, how silly of me.
Straight Sh00ter

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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Does Bill judging posts over and over ten times bad if you're straight, good if you're gay again count?
Oh! that's right! Bill's not gay! Nevermind.
Carry on.
He's queer as a $3 bill, hence the name.

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Did Jade get off of his inflatable roommate long enough to go to work today? Of course not, how silly of me.
He has a real partner.
You are jealous as you punctured your roommate!
Straight Sh00ter

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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Ahoy mateys, tis time fer another tale of ye Olde Sea Dog Jade and his merry band of bvtt pirates who bury their treasure deep in the depths of the poopdeck.

Twas a breezy morn' as the SS Jade sailed the briny seas round Cape Horney and onward looking fer a booty to plunder, fer Jade was needin' a prize to ram his schooner into. The salty buttcaneer saw a sail on yonder horizon, and the cry "Land Ho" was heard for the treasure fleet had been spotted and the hunt was on. Directly at his quarry Jade pointed his bowsprit, standing firmly against the hearty blow. Jade rammed his schooner, bowsprit first, into the stern of the galleon and soon the poopdecks were awash aboard every ship in the fleet. Ramming the schooner home with a thunderous crash, the brave pirate was confronted by the infamous swashbuckler K-Wire. Soon they were fighting with their uh swords until the skulkin' coward K-Wire surrendered his booty to the legendary Jade.
Frankie Rizzo

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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Bill Sighting!!!

Bill caught sneaking into various gay whiner threads! Posting the latest statistics on hetero a**f*cking etc.!

No "shut your piehole!" yet! No thorazine stories yet.
Frankie Rizzo

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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Bill sighted on the gay judge thread! Extra dopey post!
Frankie Rizzo

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Ahoy mateys, tis time fer another tale of ye Olde Sea Dog Jade and his merry band of bvtt pirates who bury their treasure deep in the depths of the poopdeck.
Twas a breezy morn' as the SS Jade sailed the briny seas round Cape Horney and onward looking fer a booty to plunder, fer Jade was needin' a prize to ram his schooner into. The salty buttcaneer saw a sail on yonder horizon, and the cry "Land Ho" was heard for the treasure fleet had been spotted and the hunt was on. Directly at his quarry Jade pointed his bowsprit, standing firmly against the hearty blow. Jade rammed his schooner, bowsprit first, into the stern of the galleon and soon the poopdecks were awash aboard every ship in the fleet. Ramming the schooner home with a thunderous crash, the brave pirate was confronted by the infamous swashbuckler K-Wire. Soon they were fighting with their uh swords until the skulkin' coward K-Wire surrendered his booty to the legendary Jade.
Aye! Avast! Oy! Did North East Jade deploy the stern chaser canon?!?

A very fine gay sea story indeed! Are you any relation to Melville?

Arrghh! Aye! Oy vey!
SKPPY

San Jose, CA

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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Frankie Rizzo wrote:
Bill Sighting!!!
Bill caught sneaking into various gay whiner threads! Posting the latest statistics on hetero a**f*cking etc.!
No "shut your piehole!" yet! No thorazine stories yet.
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pie hole thorazine old .........crack me up..........lmao .......$3 Butt Boi Bill
Frankie Rizzo

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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k-wire wrote:
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He has a real partner.
You are jealous as you punctured your roommate!
I heard Jade's mom locked him up in the barn because company is coming for a few days. That's why he doesn't post.
Straight Sh00ter

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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Aye! Avast! Oy! Did North East Jade deploy the stern chaser canon?!?
A very fine gay sea story indeed! Are you any relation to Melville?
Arrghh! Aye! Oy vey!
Aye mateys, the stern chaser was put to work as the Jade's schooner rammed hard against the stern of the prize galleon, and ye royal poopdeck was awash with spume all night. Jade's parrot was once again jarred lose from it's mooring on Jade's shoulder as he rocked forcefully in the stormy seas.
Straight Sh00ter

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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Avast ye knaves, ye royal bvtt pirate Jade is now in the movies. Now ye can see Jade's schooner ram home astern of his prize and ye work of the stern chaser.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Straight Sh00ter

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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NoQ wrote:
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Hey shiteater, don't make me tell you again, get your nasty Queer A$$ back down underneath the shithouse where you belong.
The little rump ranger better get out before Big Tex gets here.
Frankie Rizzo

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Avast ye knaves, ye royal bvtt pirate Jade is now in the movies. Now ye can see Jade's schooner ram home astern of his prize and ye work of the stern chaser.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
HAR!HAR!HAR! This summer the seas get gay! Too Funny!
Frankie Rizzo

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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Straight Sh00ter wrote:
<quoted text> The little rump ranger better get out before Big Tex gets here.
I know. If he's still here when Big Tex gets back there will be hell to pay! That's for damn sure.
Gorgeous George

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Jan 23, 2013
 

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Queer free thread = Awsum!!!
Lester and Earl

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Jan 23, 2013
 

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Good morning Cafe, this song will wake you up faster than a pot of coffee:)

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Beauty Queen

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Jan 23, 2013
 

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Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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Ned Beatty

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Jan 23, 2013
 

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From Jade's favorite movie of all time, gotta love them banjos:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Gomer

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Jan 23, 2013
 

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I have a feeling Hillary's headache will get worse today, I hope she commits perjury before Congress and ends up getting thrown in jail where she belongs.

I'm sick and tired of these left-wing, queer loving libtards!!!
SKPPY

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Jan 23, 2013
 

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Ned Beatty wrote:
From Jade's favorite movie of all time, gotta love them banjos:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
good'n

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