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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77510 Jan 27, 2013
Does anyone know what a "Kentucky tractor pull" is?
How about "the kosher butcher"?

It's for an elementary school assignment on "Johnny's two daddies and their friends".

Thanks.

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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#77511 Jan 27, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
Does anyone know what a "Kentucky tractor pull" is?
How about "the kosher butcher"?
It's for an elementary school assignment on "Johnny's two daddies and their friends".
Thanks.
Okay you now owe me a new laptop. I went to Urbandictionary.com to look up "Kentucky tractor pull" and spit coke all over the computer laughing my assoff.

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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#77512 Jan 27, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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WOW! I think I know what the other male's "canal" is! Hope I'm wrong! WOW!
Cap'n Jade has been known to pilot the narrows of Bill's "Panama Canal" on many occasions.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77513 Jan 27, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
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Cap'n Jade has been known to pilot the narrows of Bill's "Panama Canal" on many occasions.
Wow! Yes. I have heard that Cap'n North East Jade's semenship is very accurate!

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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#77515 Jan 27, 2013
Cap'n Jade spends more time riding the poopdeck plundering booty than any asspirate around. He's sailed ye Seven Seas and fired his sternchaser gun more than any other salty dog, so why is he banned from every pet shop in Nebraska?

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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#77516 Jan 27, 2013
Why is PETA planning to protest at Jade's place? Something about gerbil abuse?

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One Way Poop Chute

Fort Worth, TX

#77517 Jan 27, 2013
NEVER FORGET: Homosex is perverse sex and requires immediate repentance!!!

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77518 Jan 27, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Why is PETA planning to protest at Jade's place? Something about gerbil abuse?
I heard that North East Jade is on a cash only basis at the gerbil farm.
His credit is VOID until he gets his ARREARS all paid UP.

So North East Jade has been attempting to breed his own gerbils but not having any success because he only bought boy gerbils.

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One Way Poop Chute

Fort Worth, TX

#77520 Jan 27, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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I heard that North East Jade is on a cash only basis at the gerbil farm.
His credit is VOID until he gets his ARREARS all paid UP.
So North East Jade has been attempting to breed his own gerbils but not having any success because he only bought boy gerbils.
Maybe they can make butt babies.

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Dice

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

#77522 Jan 27, 2013



"wonder hoo it cood be lurkin' an judgin' lurkin' an judgin'. do any one no? pathetic loser Bubbles? have we' furgot a bout Bubbles have we's?"

stud like you should not b paying for it , go to Miami Beach Florida . you's cood b makn 10$ two 20$ every day of the week beats the hell out of collecting cans along the freeway 'ey? now i run your ass ragged butt dont have to be joyless, cowboys are talking about you's down on 42nd street heey you want to be stoopid

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Bruce

United States

#77523 Jan 27, 2013
Hey, whatever happened to that poster that was thinking about cutting off their tally whacker?

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77524 Jan 27, 2013
Dice wrote:
"wonder hoo it cood be lurkin' an judgin' lurkin' an judgin'. do any one no? pathetic loser Bubbles? have we' furgot a bout Bubbles have we's?"
stud like you should not b paying for it , go to Miami Beach Florida . you's cood b makn 10$ two 20$ every day of the week beats the hell out of collecting cans along the freeway 'ey? now i run your ass ragged butt dont have to be joyless, cowboys are talking about you's down on 42nd street heey you want to be stoopid
http://www.hark.com/clips/fyhfxjhrwn-old-moth...

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The Worlds Biggest Lie

New Braintree, MA

#77528 Jan 27, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
<quoted text> Okay you now owe me a new laptop. I went to Urbandictionary.com to look up "Kentucky tractor pull" and spit coke all over the computer laughing my assoff.
I don't know where frank comes up with this stuff. A true pant pisser for sure. I wonder if topixes neatest has tried such an athletic maneuver.

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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#77530 Jan 27, 2013
Some people say being gay is genetic. Obviously, these people don't understand how genetic traits are acquired.

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The Worlds Biggest Lie

New Braintree, MA

#77531 Jan 27, 2013
Its great to see such tranquility and peace on the boards this weekend. If only we could expel the poofters to Israelity with a certain group of other decadent loving devils will world peace be achieved.

Oy.

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Eric

Stevens Point, WI

#77532 Jan 27, 2013
wonder hoo the poor deprived loser iz keeps judging post?

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Riley

Los Angeles, CA

#77533 Jan 27, 2013
It's $3 Butt Boi Bill. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLbwwwwaaaaaahaha hahahahahaLOLOLOL!!!!

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77535 Jan 27, 2013
The Worlds Biggest Lie wrote:
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I don't know where frank comes up with this stuff. A true pant pisser for sure. I wonder if topixes neatest has tried such an athletic maneuver.
The Chain Saw

You get your wife or girlfriend a little likkered up and you talk her into inserting some anal beads up her a** and you promise you'll remove them gently and that she's gonna love it.

Then you yank 'em out like the first pull starting a chain saw.

You'll probably have to go sleep on the couch but you'll get a good laugh and you can watch football and drink beer all night.

But you never know the old lady might just like it!

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77536 Jan 27, 2013
Eric wrote:
wonder hoo the poor deprived loser iz keeps judging post?
Can you imagine what kind of loser would do that? Judge posts over and over?

What kind of loser does that? Anyone know?

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Gays Run the World

Alpharetta, GA

#77537 Jan 27, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Some people say being gay is genetic. Obviously, these people don't understand how genetic traits are acquired.
If being gay was genetic; we wouldn't exist because we don't reproduce
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Each of us is a one-of-a-kind original teleported in from the Planet Yagami to take over the world
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We blend in with the population; we are disguised like ordinary people
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-54_DrYDb1b4/TjwBKaj...

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