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“Trolls in love with Peaches!”

Since: Nov 12

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#77443 Jan 25, 2013
Peaches passing gas stomping threw the gay place filled with lonely straight guys. Strange how fine figured woman's get replaced with guys posting about gay and what they do. Have good weekend pretend fishing. Peaches have hint to wives....douche out. Maybe husbands not hang on gay thread posting about fish smell.
-Enjoys weekend dreaming of tuna
-Peaches sign off to make trip to dollar store, where all fine figure woman's get douche

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Norfolk Dude

United States

#77444 Jan 25, 2013
I miss the queers, NOT!!!

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KARL

San Jose, CA

#77445 Jan 25, 2013
Hawg Head aka "face" surnuff envious of Peaches.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77447 Jan 25, 2013
A fine evening for a gay sea story! Anyone hear any new ones?

Has the SS Willie been underway recently?

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77448 Jan 25, 2013
Anyone hear the one about the gay cowboy?

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77449 Jan 25, 2013
Norfolk Dude wrote:
I miss the queers, NOT!!!
Where'd they go? Are they mad or something?

Did Big Tex or BIG BOSS MAN run 'em the hell out of here or something?

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Norfolk Dude

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#77450 Jan 25, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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Where'd they go? Are they mad or something?
Did Big Tex or BIG BOSS MAN run 'em the hell out of here or something?
I heard a rumor from a very reliable source that they all died of AIDS:)

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“Trolls in love with Peaches!”

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#77451 Jan 25, 2013
I herd there might be some one selling Girl Scout Cookies. Fine figured woman like me not need them, but nice breakfast for all of my children and even some of the daddies. Please private me with how I get discount.
-peaches care of all her kids
-Pweaches out to make money

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Lou Lou

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#77452 Jan 25, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
Anyone hear the one about the gay cowboy?
is this the one about why did the gay cowboy take off his boots

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Jake

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#77453 Jan 25, 2013



Peaches from Houston wrote:
Peaches passing gas stomping threw the gay place filled with lonely straight guys. Strange how fine figured woman's get replaced with guys posting about gay and what they do. Have good weekend pretend fishing. Peaches have hint to wives....douche out. Maybe husbands not hang on gay thread posting about fish smell.
-Enjoys weekend dreaming of tuna
-Peaches sign off to make trip to dollar store, where all fine figure woman's get douche and flea collar ,pickle pigs feet beef jerky all in one store .
One stop shopping , partay supplys you name it we got it, impale yourself on a fire hydrant. free parking in the rear

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77454 Jan 25, 2013
Norfolk Dude wrote:
<quoted text>I heard a rumor from a very reliable source that they all died of AIDS:)
WOW! All at once? They must have all caught it at the same party! WOW!

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77455 Jan 25, 2013
Lou Lou wrote:
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is this the one about why did the gay cowboy take off his boots
No, why?? I never heard that one!

Why did the gay cowboy take off his boots?

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“Trolls in love with Peaches!”

Since: Nov 12

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#77456 Jan 25, 2013
Jake wrote:
Peaches from Houston wrote:
Peaches passing gas stomping threw the gay place filled with lonely straight guys. Strange how fine figured woman's get replaced with guys posting about gay and what they do. Have good weekend pretend fishing. Peaches have hint to wives....douche out. Maybe husbands not hang on gay thread posting about fish smell.
-Enjoys weekend dreaming of tuna
-Peaches sign off to make trip to dollar store, where all fine figure woman's get douche and flea collar ,pickle pigs feet beef jerky all in one store .
One stop shopping , partay supplys you name it we got it, impale yourself on a fire hydrant. free parking in the rear
You japeness guys need to do straight fine figured uneducated fantasy Peaches. Oh....supposedly is my Girl Scout cookies being delivered? Oh...dragons.....dragons. Get out the dipstick family sword.

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“Trolls in love with Peaches!”

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#77457 Jan 25, 2013
Peaches out.
No one gives me Girl Scout cookie secret place.
-Peaches just use instant milk
-peaches can't douche.

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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#77458 Jan 25, 2013
North Korean pipsqueak Kim Jong Un is threatening to set up another nuclear bomb. I'm sure they're afraid of our bankrupt govt. writing a nasty letter to the UN about it.

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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#77459 Jan 25, 2013
Peaches from Houston wrote:
Peaches out.
No one gives me Girl Scout cookie secret place.
-Peaches just use instant milk
-peaches can't douche.
Peaches hi. You is Jade and speak silly pidgin Engrish like bad kung fu chopchop movie late nite cable. You have hot date with inflatable babe after you finish working tire pump to get her ready for action. Peaches not pour pissout of boot with instruction on heel. Sh00ter out.

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Straight Sh00ter

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#77460 Jan 25, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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No, why?? I never heard that one!
Why did the gay cowboy take off his boots?
Avast ye ruddy knaves fer tis time fer yet another tale of Jade and his merry band of buttcaneers as they sail the Seven Seas in search of yet another booty to plunder.

Twas late on the dog watch and ye salty dog Jade was growin weary as he searched fer the pig head to plunder it's booty and bury his treasure deep in the poopdeck. Suddenly a voice from atop the crows nest shouted "Thar He Blows" fer twas the Pig Head, a prize sought by e'er buttcaneer who ever sailed the seven seas, a'blowin like a hurricane. The old Salt swung his Stern Chaser cannon into action and began to unleash a volley at the stern of his target. After ramming astern, the two vessels began to rock in the wild waves as the blow continued. The poopdeck was slick with spume and the mighty buttcaneer nearly lost his shoulder parrot as the motion of the ocean rocked the ship to and fro'. Jade buried his treasure deep in the poopdecks and vowed no pirate would ever go there but he.

With apologies to Errol Flynn

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Frankie Rizzo

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#77461 Jan 25, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
North Korean pipsqueak Kim Jong Un is threatening to set up another nuclear bomb. I'm sure they're afraid of our bankrupt govt. writing a nasty letter to the UN about it.
I heard Obama is going to apologize to North Korea.

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Frankie Rizzo

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#77462 Jan 25, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
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Avast ye ruddy knaves fer tis time fer yet another tale of Jade and his merry band of buttcaneers as they sail the Seven Seas in search of yet another booty to plunder.
Twas late on the dog watch and ye salty dog Jade was growin weary as he searched fer the pig head to plunder it's booty and bury his treasure deep in the poopdeck. Suddenly a voice from atop the crows nest shouted "Thar He Blows" fer twas the Pig Head, a prize sought by e'er buttcaneer who ever sailed the seven seas, a'blowin like a hurricane. The old Salt swung his Stern Chaser cannon into action and began to unleash a volley at the stern of his target. After ramming astern, the two vessels began to rock in the wild waves as the blow continued. The poopdeck was slick with spume and the mighty buttcaneer nearly lost his shoulder parrot as the motion of the ocean rocked the ship to and fro'. Jade buried his treasure deep in the poopdecks and vowed no pirate would ever go there but he.
With apologies to Errol Flynn
WOW! Did the pig head roll with the swells?? Did Bill swab the poopdecks afterwards? Did he polish all the knobs and balls? WOW!

What a fine sea story!

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Boss Tanaka

Fremont, CA

#77463 Jan 26, 2013
Looks like BIG TEX has this place well under control!

Way to go BIG TEX!

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