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SKPPY

San Jose, CA

#77281 Jan 22, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Jade isn't saying much tonight. He must be in his mom's basement playing with his inflatable roommate.
I hurd mom moved her and inflatable friend out of the basement into the barn for hygiene reasons , now the chickens quit laying eggs and the cows stop giving milk.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77282 Jan 22, 2013
Anyone know when BIG TEX or BIG BOSS MAN is coming back?

It gets a little too gay around here lately and it's time for a thorough purge! A thread douche!

Then this thread will be sweet smelling and fresh again! And safe for all decent normal people and little kids.

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SKPPY

San Jose, CA

#77285 Jan 22, 2013
Our job is done here, all that is left to do is fumigate and sanitize with industrial strength bleach 50/50 acid.
Time as come to move on to a different thread
win a few lose a few butt in the end sweet VICTORY ok OK OKAY !!! I promise. cross my heart, i swear "I will never post on this thread again if not one single gay post here for the next 48 hours starting now"

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SKPPY

San Jose, CA

#77286 Jan 22, 2013
compulsive freaks cannot not resist , do you want to be stupid?

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77289 Jan 22, 2013
WOW! It's been squeaky clean and safe around here all day! Big Tex sure does a BANG UP job!

Thanks Big Tex!

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77290 Jan 22, 2013
SKPPY wrote:
Our job is done here, all that is left to do is fumigate and sanitize with industrial strength bleach 50/50 acid.
Time as come to move on to a different thread
win a few lose a few butt in the end sweet VICTORY ok OK OKAY !!! I promise. cross my heart, i swear "I will never post on this thread again if not one single gay post here for the next 48 hours starting now"
Does Bill judging posts over and over ten times bad if you're straight, good if you're gay again count?

Oh! that's right! Bill's not gay! Nevermind.

Carry on.

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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#77293 Jan 22, 2013
Does Jade need lots of laxatives before going to a party? I guess that comes with the territory.

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Straight Sh00ter

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#77294 Jan 22, 2013
Did Jade get off of his inflatable roommate long enough to go to work today? Of course not, how silly of me.

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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#77295 Jan 22, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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Does Bill judging posts over and over ten times bad if you're straight, good if you're gay again count?
Oh! that's right! Bill's not gay! Nevermind.
Carry on.
He's queer as a $3 bill, hence the name.

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#77296 Jan 22, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Did Jade get off of his inflatable roommate long enough to go to work today? Of course not, how silly of me.
He has a real partner.
You are jealous as you punctured your roommate!

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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#77298 Jan 22, 2013
Ahoy mateys, tis time fer another tale of ye Olde Sea Dog Jade and his merry band of bvtt pirates who bury their treasure deep in the depths of the poopdeck.

Twas a breezy morn' as the SS Jade sailed the briny seas round Cape Horney and onward looking fer a booty to plunder, fer Jade was needin' a prize to ram his schooner into. The salty buttcaneer saw a sail on yonder horizon, and the cry "Land Ho" was heard for the treasure fleet had been spotted and the hunt was on. Directly at his quarry Jade pointed his bowsprit, standing firmly against the hearty blow. Jade rammed his schooner, bowsprit first, into the stern of the galleon and soon the poopdecks were awash aboard every ship in the fleet. Ramming the schooner home with a thunderous crash, the brave pirate was confronted by the infamous swashbuckler K-Wire. Soon they were fighting with their uh swords until the skulkin' coward K-Wire surrendered his booty to the legendary Jade.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77301 Jan 22, 2013
Bill Sighting!!!

Bill caught sneaking into various gay whiner threads! Posting the latest statistics on hetero a**f*cking etc.!

No "shut your piehole!" yet! No thorazine stories yet.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77303 Jan 22, 2013
Bill sighted on the gay judge thread! Extra dopey post!

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77304 Jan 22, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Ahoy mateys, tis time fer another tale of ye Olde Sea Dog Jade and his merry band of bvtt pirates who bury their treasure deep in the depths of the poopdeck.
Twas a breezy morn' as the SS Jade sailed the briny seas round Cape Horney and onward looking fer a booty to plunder, fer Jade was needin' a prize to ram his schooner into. The salty buttcaneer saw a sail on yonder horizon, and the cry "Land Ho" was heard for the treasure fleet had been spotted and the hunt was on. Directly at his quarry Jade pointed his bowsprit, standing firmly against the hearty blow. Jade rammed his schooner, bowsprit first, into the stern of the galleon and soon the poopdecks were awash aboard every ship in the fleet. Ramming the schooner home with a thunderous crash, the brave pirate was confronted by the infamous swashbuckler K-Wire. Soon they were fighting with their uh swords until the skulkin' coward K-Wire surrendered his booty to the legendary Jade.
Aye! Avast! Oy! Did North East Jade deploy the stern chaser canon?!?

A very fine gay sea story indeed! Are you any relation to Melville?

Arrghh! Aye! Oy vey!

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SKPPY

San Jose, CA

#77305 Jan 22, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
Bill Sighting!!!
Bill caught sneaking into various gay whiner threads! Posting the latest statistics on hetero a**f*cking etc.!
No "shut your piehole!" yet! No thorazine stories yet.
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pie hole thorazine old .........crack me up..........lmao .......$3 Butt Boi Bill

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77306 Jan 22, 2013
k-wire wrote:
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He has a real partner.
You are jealous as you punctured your roommate!
I heard Jade's mom locked him up in the barn because company is coming for a few days. That's why he doesn't post.

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Straight Sh00ter

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#77307 Jan 22, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
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Aye! Avast! Oy! Did North East Jade deploy the stern chaser canon?!?
A very fine gay sea story indeed! Are you any relation to Melville?
Arrghh! Aye! Oy vey!
Aye mateys, the stern chaser was put to work as the Jade's schooner rammed hard against the stern of the prize galleon, and ye royal poopdeck was awash with spume all night. Jade's parrot was once again jarred lose from it's mooring on Jade's shoulder as he rocked forcefully in the stormy seas.

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Straight Sh00ter

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#77308 Jan 22, 2013
Avast ye knaves, ye royal bvtt pirate Jade is now in the movies. Now ye can see Jade's schooner ram home astern of his prize and ye work of the stern chaser.

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Straight Sh00ter

United States

#77310 Jan 22, 2013
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Hey shiteater, don't make me tell you again, get your nasty Queer A$$ back down underneath the shithouse where you belong.
The little rump ranger better get out before Big Tex gets here.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77311 Jan 22, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Avast ye knaves, ye royal bvtt pirate Jade is now in the movies. Now ye can see Jade's schooner ram home astern of his prize and ye work of the stern chaser.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =INNcECGLKXMXX
HAR!HAR!HAR! This summer the seas get gay! Too Funny!

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