COWBOY DAGO

San Jose, CA

#77064 Jan 18, 2013
do you want to be stupid?

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
Croc

San Jose, CA

#77065 Jan 18, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
<quoted text>
Aye mateys, the decks have never been saltier! The stern chaser saw much work as it blasted into the stern of the target ship relentlessly and oh, did the cabin boy ever get to ride the poopdeck. Good night, until the next voyage.
Argg

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
My Personal Stalker

Cummington, MA

#77066 Jan 18, 2013
Yade, followed me around all am and blocked me on my other user acct. I'll use this one for a little while and create a brand new one later. Watch Yade come around for damage control claiming no such thing.
What a pathetic child stealing poofter so many have become.
So sad

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
With Your Own Stick

Cummington, MA

#77067 Jan 18, 2013
And they wonder why so many Christains and Muslims are upset with this country. We reap what we sow and we've been sowing decadent humans for a long long time.

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!

“I'm walkin' here!”

Since: May 12

New York, New York

#77068 Jan 18, 2013
COWBOY DAGO wrote:
<quoted text>
You know, with proper management, you could be takin' home fifty, maybe a hundred dollars a day, easy, think about it, lot of damn cans
You know, with proper management, Jade could be takin' home fifty, maybe a hundred dollars a day, easy.

Jade's pickin' trade up on the street like that. That's nowhere. I mean, he's gotta get himself some kind of management. He needs my friend O'Daniel. He operates the biggest stable in town, in fact, in the whole god-damned Metropolitan area. It's stupid a stud like Jade paying. Jade don't want to be stupid.

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
Mr O Daniel

Union City, CA

#77069 Jan 18, 2013
Jade is wonderful! I'm gonna use him, I'm gonna run him ragged!

He and I can have fun together! It doesn't have to be joyless.

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
Little Blue Alien

Cummington, MA

#77070 Jan 18, 2013
He was chasin me everywhere this am. I didn't think I could run so far for so long bein 3 ft tall and what knot.
You know what I'm sayin Earthlings?
Aint no plans with a man!
Peace out cus the blues are gonna knock the snot outta the greys. We're gonna end the fed too and usher in a new era of peace where people are gonna be more self sufficient and sustenant again.
Damn corporate shills!
Stole this land from the color red and flipped it upside down!

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
Little Blue Alien

Cummington, MA

#77071 Jan 18, 2013
The subversion and deportation of the American Family.
Should've kept it simple.
Sold us out.
With interest.

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
Croc

San Jose, CA

#77072 Jan 18, 2013
Hey what time does the big partay start? Warming up the hot tub //// "FACE" will judge post as usual, that what she does best..... multitask LMAO

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
Invisible Lipstick

Cummington, MA

#77074 Jan 18, 2013
Croc? Can you read me?

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
JOSE

San Jose, CA

#77075 Jan 18, 2013
Grans Demise

What's the worst thing that could happen to you whilst waiting for a bus?
How about your leg exploding and covering you in pus?
Granted, it's quite unlikely but it happened to my gran,
Although she's a special case, she was formerly a man.
Dont let this incident deter you if you're on your way today
To have your bits and bobs fiddled with and turned the other way
I'm assured by those who know about these things it's quite unlikely
That your limbs will go bang and leave a mess that's most unsightly.
See, the trouble with my gran (or gramps, depending on your view)
Was a general view of life considered sane by just a few.
So when he or she decided fun could be had by changing gender
She did the op at home instead of acting like a bender.
Now gramps (as he was formerly) had no surgical expertise
And the tools he used were better employed for chopping trees
But still he thought a successful home op would make him famous
Maybe thats why he f**ked up and sewed his leg to his anus.

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
Darren

Rowlett, TX

#77077 Jan 18, 2013
Julius wrote:
<quoted text> Thanks for posting the information, he sounds like a very astute businessman, I'll make sure to give him all my business in the future :-)
I two am glad he posted the info, I'm gonna contact that dude and have him install HID lights on all 94 of my company's fleet vehicles, may even take him too lunch at Chick-Fil-A.

WOO HOO

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
straight shooter

Montpelier, VT

#77078 Jan 18, 2013
http://news.yahoo.com/facing-challenge-realit...

"SALT LAKE CITY (Reuters)- Utah attorneys defended a state bigamy law on Thursday in federal court as necessary to protect women and children from abuse as they sought to fend off a challenge by a polygamist family made famous in the reality TV show "Sister Wives."
U.S. District Judge Clark Waddoups is poised to decide whether Utah's law is unconstitutionally broad because it bars consenting adults from living together and criminalizes their intimate sexual relationships.
That's the contention of Kody Brown and the four women he publicly lives with on the TLC show "Sister Wives." The family and their 17 collective children formerly lived in Lehi, Utah, but fled to Nevada to avoid a bigamy prosecution after authorities launched a probe into their lifestyle.
No charges were ever brought, but Brown and his wives - Meri, Janelle, Christine and Robyn - launched a federal lawsuit in 2011 contending that Utah's ban on multiple marriage partners violates the U.S. Constitution.
The case has implications for thousands of self-described fundamentalist Mormons in Utah who still practice polygamy, even though the mainstream branch of Mormonism ended the practice among its members more than 100 years ago.
"What the Browns are seeking is what most families take for granted," Jonathan Turley, the family's Washington, D.C.-based attorney, said after Thursday's hearing. "They believe that they can order their personal lives according to their views, their beliefs, their values."
He added that families like the Browns "live under the condemnation that they are felons" because of Utah law.
Waddoups, who heard arguments in U.S. District Court in Salt Lake City, took the matter under advisement. It was not clear when he will issue a ruling.
UTAH LAW UNIQUE
Polygamy is illegal in all 50 states. But Utah's law is unique in that a person can be guilty not just for having two legal marriage licenses, but also for cohabiting with another adult in a marriage-like relationship. Bigamy is a third-degree felony in Utah, punishable by up to five years in prison.
On Thursday, the judge pressed state attorneys to explain why Utah should regulate such relationships between consenting adults.
"The government has a legitimate interest in protecting people from being injured," Assistant Utah Attorney General Jerry Jensen said, adding that both the Utah Supreme Court and a federal appeals court have upheld Utah's law in past cases.
Jensen also contended that polygamous culture was "replete" with stories of teen girls forced to marry older men, boys kicked out of sects so they can't compete for young brides, child sexual abuse and other crimes.
But the judge noted that state attorneys failed to cite a single case in court papers that paralleled the Brown's family life - involving consenting adults with no collateral crimes such as abuse or welfare fraud are present.
"The Brown's haven't been harmed," Jensen said, acknowledging that the statute isn't generally enforced against such families. "They were never prosecuted."
The Browns are members of the Apostolic United Brethren, a Utah-based church that follows the early Mormon theological doctrine of plural marriage, thought to bring exaltation in heaven.
The mainstream Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints publicly abandoned polygamy in 1890 as Utah was seeking statehood.
Kody Brown has legal marriage with Meri Brown, but also considers himself "spiritually married" to Janelle, Christine and Robyn, whom he wed in religious ceremonies.
The lawsuit stops short of challenging Utah's right to decline to issue multiple marriage licenses to polygamous couples, and the family is not seeking any legal recognition or validation of their relationships, Turley said.
(Editing by Cynthia Johnston and Lisa Shumaker)"

THE SLOPE IS GETTING KINDA SLICK....

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
Mango

San Jose, CA

#77079 Jan 18, 2013
LETS GET THIS PARTAY STARTED !!!
BRING ON THE MIDGET HOOKERS WITH BIG TA TAS AND JUICY SNAPPERS YEAAAAAAA

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
Mango

San Jose, CA

#77080 Jan 18, 2013
My Missus

I never believed what people said
That me missus liked other blokes in her bed
So I'll tell you my story,
Each word it is true
Just in case it should happen to you

Came home from work
Early one night
Walked into my house
And had quite a fright
My missus was chained
From her toes to her head!
She saw me and fainted -
When recovered she said......

"Oh Harry, you gave me a terrible shock -
I was trying my lovely new chain-mail frock!!"

I chose to believe when I looked in her eyes
Just couldn't conceive that she'd ever tell lies

Then later that week
On returning from darts
I noticed my wife had the terrible farts
I asked her "Pour quoi?"
She replied as such -
"The eggs, they were off
And I ate far too much!!"

I thought nothing of it,
Settled down for a nap,
But was aroused from my slumber
By our squeaky cat-flap

I thought this quite odd
As our cat was long dead
Then through sleepy-hazed eyes
I could see this blokes head!

I jumped from my chair
And I pointed with blame
"This man is your lover,
Now tell me his name!"

She tried to stay calm
But her voiced dripped with fear
And she feebly offered.......
"It's the milkman my dear!"

I should have paid heed
To the words people said
Indeed it did seem
That she liked 'giving head'!

I confronted her thus,
In response she did say,
"But to you I can't do it -
I think that you're gay!"

I took a deep breath
Told her "Don't hit the roof,
But it seems now's the time
For the sharing of truth.........

Don't take it too hard,
But the truth of all this
Is the 'Mr' you married
Was at one time a 'Miss'!!"

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
Frankie Rizzo

Union City, CA

#77081 Jan 18, 2013
Darren wrote:
<quoted text>I two am glad he posted the info, I'm gonna contact that dude and have him install HID lights on all 94 of my company's fleet vehicles, may even take him too lunch at Chick-Fil-A.
WOO HOO
Nothing says class better than a fine Chik-Fil-A gourmet samitch!

Not only are you displaying great taste and class, you are enjoying a very nutritious meal and supporting a very socially conscious eatery!

Win/Win/Win!

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
Mango

San Jose, CA

#77082 Jan 18, 2013
Chik-Fil-A gourmet samitch!'s Mmmmm good and good for you two.

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
Julius

Grand Prairie, TX

#77083 Jan 18, 2013
Mango wrote:
Chik-Fil-A gourmet samitch!'s Mmmmm good and good for you two.
It's a fine dining establishment with the added plus that you don't have to rub elbows with queers when you dine there:-)

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
Mango

San Jose, CA

#77086 Jan 18, 2013
The Mediocre Abilities of Teenage Wannabees
She's called Sharon and she reads The Stage
Answers adverts for singing girls on the pages
You can join a new all original 5 piece band
In fact like all the other groups in the land
The advertisers try to make it sound fresh
So they can get their short-skirted flesh
And shag a plenty with slags young bags
Then dump them when their bits begin to sag
Sharons' not sagging so she digs out a CV
The lie document for all aspiring wannabees
Packs up her cheap demo that she cut for 10 quid
Of Britney Spears covers that she unfortunately did
In goes a stage photo all gloss and cheese
Big fake grins and no double chins please
In a top so low cut it makes a ribbon look wide
And in a bra so tight she almost fainted and died
Greg was also reading the ad in The Stage
The same request for singers on the same page
An all new 5 piece to rival Steps and Five
Held in an audition room bound to be a dive
Greg was boy band, Greg was all earrings
A wonky blond dyed moppet all young thing
Worked in Top Shop to afford his singing demo
Scribbled down love lyrics on Post It Memos
Sharon and Greg went to the arena
Of baiting producers and waiting Garys and Tinas
On one minute and off with a 'Next!'
Their squawking shrill tones left them vexed
The audition was in a back street old pub
That was smelly and damp and filled with grubs
Not just the management spotting star potential
And willingness to sleep with them was essential
Sharon was nearly late for her 2.00 call
Because of a tourist who misdirected her to a church hall
She would ask a tourist, that's just her luck
And after a 10 hour delayed journey life sure sucked
Greg nearly got run over in the mad dash
His clean shirt got splattered in mud splash
Nearly lost his return ticket to Wolverhampton
When he stopped at a caf for a coffee and scone.
Greg burst in as the management called 'Greg!'
But he was relieved when it was another Greg
And dashed to the toilet to clean up his shirt
Wiped off the mud and stray bits of dirt
Sharon went on next in her 1 inch skirt
The management man in check shirt was dirt
And no scrubbing him in the toilet would clean
This letchy mans' leerings were quite obscene
His name was Gerry and he had a pacemaker
A crap baseball cap and a face like a Quaker
All red and jolly but a very unholy man
For the next 5 minutes he was a Sharon fan
He salivered and drooled as she squeaked
And watched her blouse and the twin peaks
Scratched his balls through combat pants
With Sharon he thought he'd have a chance
Her voice was that irritating modern whine
So in a teeny band she'd do just fine
All fake come hither looks and promise of f**ks
But in secret they skit at their fans'looks
On their turgid plop a long brain damaging toss
Sugar saccharine flavoured all a like dross

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!
Mango

San Jose, CA

#77087 Jan 18, 2013
No better than New Kids who should be on a block
Or Bros dross candyfloss ripped trouser Goss
Nowadays it's Five who can't count any further along
Billie the Kid and Westlife half life cover songs
Steps the Schweppes fizzy dizzy troupe group
One wishes dearly they would all develop croup
Sharons mind was just on her songs
Not on pre baked boy bands the ready meal in thongs
She squealed and strutted through pop
Britney baby Hit Me One More Time slop
'Wonderful, marvellous give her the job'
Said sleazy check shirt whose pants throb
Sharon whooped and screamed in delight
But she wouldn't be so happy later tonight...
Greg could sing he had a reasonable sound
But sleaze man was jealous of muscle bound
So he told him he was chronic and to piss off
'You shouldn't even sing in the bath', he coughed
The other management agreed in fear
That if they accepted Greg he'd slice their rears
So Greg slunk back depressed to Wolverhampton
On his found ticket and cried and wished he'd not gone
Sharon though was full of girly cheer
And was sent to meet the other pop five here
There's David and Shelley and Paul and Tori
All bouncy happy people with no life story
They all giggled and welcomed young Sharon
And warned her of the sleazy pop baron
Who would expect sex tonight in his mansion
And sexy exploits for the sleazy man of passion
Sharon squirmed in disgust at this idea
She was hoping that he merely just leered
But he was after a little more than looking
This manager went through the band f**king!
He rotated the band on a daily routine
David one night and Paul and Tori the teen
Now it was Sharon's turn to romp and play
Or it would be bye bye dear if no hey hey hey!
Sharon wouldn't couldn't entertain sleaze
She imagined that he would likely wheeze
And grunt with all the lan of a boar
In the mating season how he'd roar
So Sharon had a cunning plan
To ward off the sleazy chunk of ham
She substituted herself for a blow up doll
In his bedroom he knew no different, how droll!
So she could sing in his stupid group
But she would never have to grope.

Judged:

10

10

10

Reply »
Report Abuse Judge it!

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Gay/Lesbian Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Gay marriage dynamic in U.S. shifted dramatical... 5 min Who Cares 6
Is Polygamy the Next Gay Marriage? 6 min Frankie Rizzo 4,288
Next gay marriage fight: religious exemptions 8 min Reverend Alan 5,402
Egypt cuts jail terms in gay wedding case 12 min Not Yet Equal 6
Homosexuality and the Bible (Aug '11) 14 min chris toal 27,245
Taco Bell Responds To 'Leaked' Gay Commercial 15 min Who Cares 12
IOC unanimously approves 2020 Olympic Agenda, i... 19 min Darnell 2
Supreme Court Has 'Tipped Its Hand' In Favor Of... 27 min Not Yet Equal 65
Colo. gay discrimination alleged over wedding cake (Jun '13) 42 min Rick in Kansas 6,193
More from around the web