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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#77259 Jan 21, 2013
Once upon a time there lived a legendary bvtt ninja named Jade. He was a brave warrior of the highest bvtt ninja class and was known throughout the land for his sneak attacks from the rear. One night ninja-boi snuck into a castle of a rival bvtt ninja. With utmost stealth he scaled the outer wall of the castle and dropped into the courtyard in the dark shadows. The bvtt ninja saw his target, $3 Bill, through a window. Now Bill had his backside turned toward the fearless bvtt ninja, so he could not see the attack coming. Jade tossed his ninja star at his target, knocking Bill senseless. The bvtt ninja had struck again.

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SKPPY

San Jose, CA

#77260 Jan 21, 2013
Cherry Red Lipstick wrote:
Warm mushy apple pie.
scoop of ice cream

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#77261 Jan 21, 2013
Jade isn't saying much tonight. He must be in his mom's basement playing with his inflatable roommate.

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Jaws

Springfield, MA

#77263 Jan 21, 2013
Ulysses wrote:
Whatever happened to that dried up old bag that used to claim Jade was getting fisted all the time?
ROFLMAO!
He lost both arms from a shark attack.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#77264 Jan 21, 2013
Why doesn't Golem post here anymore?

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77265 Jan 21, 2013
Jaws wrote:
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He lost both arms from a shark attack.
Was the shark gay?

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77266 Jan 21, 2013
It feels kinda gay around here.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#77267 Jan 21, 2013
Whatever happened to Old Boring Gay? You remember, the phony millionaire with the attitude problem because he never scores even in a San Fran bath house?

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#77268 Jan 21, 2013
Why doesn't Blasterboy 1984 post here anymore?

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#77269 Jan 21, 2013
Frankie Rizzo wrote:
It feels kinda gay around here.
Don't drop the soap. Jade will get you.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#77270 Jan 21, 2013
Will Big Tex be here tonight? I hear he does a bang up job keeping the sickpervs out of here.

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Rainbow Kid

Alpharetta, GA

#77271 Jan 21, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Why doesn't Golem post here anymore?
The Golem passed away
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Heart attack

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#77272 Jan 21, 2013
Rainbow Kid wrote:
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The Golem passed away
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Heart attack
You mean aids.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77273 Jan 21, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Will Big Tex be here tonight? I hear he does a bang up job keeping the sickpervs out of here.
If Bill sneaks in and tries to post some dopey stuff when Big Tex gets back there will be hell to pay! That's for sure!

Same goes for North East Jade. Big Tex will give them both a knuckle samitch! And run 'em the hell out of here!

Big Tex always does a real bang up job!

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77274 Jan 21, 2013
Rainbow Kid wrote:
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The Golem passed away
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Heart attack
Yes he had a ahem, a, ah, er, ahem, a heart attack.

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Putin For President

Springfield, MA

#77277 Jan 21, 2013
Heart attack, aka complications as a result of having aids.

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Frankie Rizzo

Hayward, CA

#77278 Jan 21, 2013
It feels very gay around here, I think I'll go watch TV for a while and come back later.

Maybe there are some good non-girly shows on. Manly shows with tough guys and HOT CHICKS with BIG TITS!

WOO HOOOO!

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SKPPY

San Jose, CA

#77279 Jan 22, 2013
goooooood morning

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SKPPY

San Jose, CA

#77280 Jan 22, 2013
swell p a r t a y lots of hot chicks with huge tits

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SKPPY

San Jose, CA

#77281 Jan 22, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Jade isn't saying much tonight. He must be in his mom's basement playing with his inflatable roommate.
I hurd mom moved her and inflatable friend out of the basement into the barn for hygiene reasons , now the chickens quit laying eggs and the cows stop giving milk.

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