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Croc

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Mike DiRucci wrote:
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Maybe a leather daddy is a straight guy who doesn't like other straight guys? Like maybe Old SniffsButt Bill is a leather daddy. He's straight but he doesn't like straight guys.
What ever happen to old 3 dollar but butt boi bill? Aids got him? Hit by a bus ?
Witnesses reported that Bill leaped in front of the on oncoming speeding bus.
Others reported it was a freak accident. We may never know what actually happen. The bus how ever survived with only minor injuries.
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Once upon a time there was a butt pirate named Jade who was the most swashbuckling pirate of them all. He was always ready for another adventure commanding his sloop from the poopdeck, sometimes sailing for weeks just prowling the high seas for yet another booty to plunder with his, uh, sword. One day, while pursuing sperm whale in san francisco gay, I mean bay, he was approached by his first mate kikwire, the New Zealand butt pirate. "Cap'n, yer a fine skipper who knows how to handle my tiller, but I aint been paid in o'er a month and I want my money. The mighty Cap'n flew into a rage and challenged the Kiwi to a "sword" fight. Now Jade was at a disadvantage, having only two inches of sword meat, but he thrashed around with the Kiwi until finally the Kiwi got the better of him. Soon Jade's poopdeck was awash with spume.
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Croc wrote:
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What ever happen to old 3 dollar but butt boi bill? Aids got him? Hit by a bus ?
Witnesses reported that Bill leaped in front of the on oncoming speeding bus.
Others reported it was a freak accident. We may never know what actually happen. The bus how ever survived with only minor injuries.
I'm glad the bus was undamaged.

“Formerly Frankie Rizzo”

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Croc wrote:
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What ever happen to old 3 dollar but butt boi bill? Aids got him? Hit by a bus ?
Witnesses reported that Bill leaped in front of the on oncoming speeding bus.
Others reported it was a freak accident. We may never know what actually happen. The bus how ever survived with only minor injuries.
Well you know how Bill likes to lurk around the school in that dark trench coat. And you know how crazy those bus drivers drive and how dark it gets at night in downtown Livermore by the school.

I sure hope he didn't get run down by a bus but maybe he did! I doubt Bill jumped. He is always so happy and gay! Well not that kind of gay, you know what I mean.

“Formerly Frankie Rizzo”

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Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Once upon a time there was a butt pirate named Jade who was the most swashbuckling pirate of them all. He was always ready for another adventure commanding his sloop from the poopdeck, sometimes sailing for weeks just prowling the high seas for yet another booty to plunder with his, uh, sword. One day, while pursuing sperm whale in san francisco gay, I mean bay, he was approached by his first mate kikwire, the New Zealand butt pirate. "Cap'n, yer a fine skipper who knows how to handle my tiller, but I aint been paid in o'er a month and I want my money. The mighty Cap'n flew into a rage and challenged the Kiwi to a "sword" fight. Now Jade was at a disadvantage, having only two inches of sword meat, but he thrashed around with the Kiwi until finally the Kiwi got the better of him. Soon Jade's poopdeck was awash with spume.
Wow! Was Bill there too? Did he swab all the poop decks and polish all the knobs and balls? Was it aboard the SS Willie?
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Wow! Was Bill there too? Did he swab all the poop decks and polish all the knobs and balls? Was it aboard the SS Willie?
Absolutely. Jade and Kiwi always sail aboard the Willie aka $3 Bill.

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Absolutely. Jade and Kiwi always sail aboard the Willie aka $3 Bill.
Is Kiwi that guy thinking of cutting off his tallywhacker?!?

“Formerly Frankie Rizzo”

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Straight Sh00ter wrote:
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Thanks, I'll add that to my list. Stay away from Virgin 101 bourbon. It will give you a hangover you can tell your grandkids about.
Had some popskull moonshine once made me love my drunk mother in law! Divorced that slut and her mother both shortly afterward so it all worked out in the end.
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So where is the j8ster?

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NE Jade wrote:
<quoted text>The troll wouldn't know what to do with a woman. He's too enthralled with man on man! Riddle me this. Why did not one straight guy hit up on the "stocking" poster? Oh, afraid it was another, "sock"? LOL
Hi NE Jade
Small mercies I'm thinking, not to be hit on by this R1, if angry NOQ is anything to go by. But, oh dear, if he's secretly enthralled with man on man but professes to be strait....I could be his type. Lol *hides*

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Hi NE Jade
Small mercies I'm thinking, not to be hit on by this R1, if angry NOQ is anything to go by. But, oh dear, if he's secretly enthralled with man on man but professes to be strait....I could be his type. Lol *hides*
You see that's your problem dude. You're a man. Straight guys aren't going to hit on you. Duh.

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

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I just scrolled past a couple dozen troll posts and sad thing, most were just one poster, the lonely regular troll who goes over fiscal cliff at any holiday time and we have one other one that is simply out of school until next week but all accounts will be banned after the holidays and yes, it is still the holidays. Many things stay closed until Monday so he can play with his new IDs this weekend and lose them next week and make new ones not counting his out of account troll posts.

So sad how someone just talks to themselves at all let alone online and then obsessed with certain kinds of threads, in this case a gay thread since the troll is a closeted case.

Does he really think anyone would believe him to be married and ignoring his wife while posting round the clock year after year? Does he think people would believe he has a relative or friend in the world to ignore so he could post constantly? He might believe people are so dumb they believe it but no one is so dumb to believe any of it other than he is obviously housebound so the next thing is to figure out why. A person in a wheelchair would at least have someone come in once in a while thus; the person would not be on here all the time so disabled that way not possible. Mentally disabled by fraud to get out of work seems more like it although, the person has become nuts over the years and it lives in a house with other nuts, shares a room yet when patients are downstairs playing scrabble or another game, he refuses to leave the room, stay on the computer with his pants down jacking to posts and gay porn.

I bet the male nurse has fun at night getting head from this nutcase in exchange for more xanax and the troll posts a whole lot about that drug thus; he takes it with his haldol and seraquel.

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

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BLANCHE!!!
MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN CALLED YA

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

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buenas noches y para ti tambien Fucktard!

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Mike DiRucci wrote:
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You see that's your problem dude. You're a man. Straight guys aren't going to hit on you. Duh.
You'd be surprised the people who hit on me.
I'm not a man, I'm intersexed (which is the modern term used for hermaphrodite)

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

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Sure would be nice if trolly liked chicken soup. After all, look what he did to my hubby the time he was dying on a chicken bone in the car in garage! I stayed online to calm his GS account personality down and forgot to take my hubby to hospital!

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

That was almost eight years ago now!

“goodbye topix”

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Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
and we have one other one that is simply out of school until next week but all accounts will be banned after the holidays
"Queen Elizabeth"!!!!!!!!!!

R U talkin bout me?
Going by ur comment, day be4 yesterday, u may be.

>I replyed to u & u ignored. P. 2580 # 76074. Read it please!!<

{fyi, I aint trolling here, just havin a laugh with the R#}
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Mike DiRucci wrote:
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Is Kiwi that guy thinking of cutting off his tallywhacker?!?
He never uses it for it's intended purpose anyway, so it's no great loss.
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Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
I just scrolled past a couple dozen troll posts and sad thing, most were just one poster, the lonely regular troll who goes over fiscal cliff at any holiday time and we have one other one that is simply out of school until next week but all accounts will be banned after the holidays and yes, it is still the holidays. Many things stay closed until Monday so he can play with his new IDs this weekend and lose them next week and make new ones not counting his out of account troll posts.
So sad how someone just talks to themselves at all let alone online and then obsessed with certain kinds of threads, in this case a gay thread since the troll is a closeted case.
Does he really think anyone would believe him to be married and ignoring his wife while posting round the clock year after year? Does he think people would believe he has a relative or friend in the world to ignore so he could post constantly? He might believe people are so dumb they believe it but no one is so dumb to believe any of it other than he is obviously housebound so the next thing is to figure out why. A person in a wheelchair would at least have someone come in once in a while thus; the person would not be on here all the time so disabled that way not possible. Mentally disabled by fraud to get out of work seems more like it although, the person has become nuts over the years and it lives in a house with other nuts, shares a room yet when patients are downstairs playing scrabble or another game, he refuses to leave the room, stay on the computer with his pants down jacking to posts and gay porn.
I bet the male nurse has fun at night getting head from this nutcase in exchange for more xanax and the troll posts a whole lot about that drug thus; he takes it with his haldol and seraquel.
Why don't you go over to Kenny's bar in Ellettsville and get sloshed. See how normal redneck Hoosiers live. It might make you go straight. I'm sure you still cry over the demise of the gay bar Bullwinkles.

“goodbye topix”

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Straight Sh00ter wrote:
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He never uses it for it's intended purpose anyway, so it's no great loss.
U talkin bout another poster, yeh? just when u say "kiwi" makes me think of the poster "k-wire" becuse he's a kiwi {from New Zealand}
Dont see how he'd ever get ridda his "tallywacker" Ha!

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