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“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#75062 Dec 22, 2012
Have fun spending yet another holiday posting non stop round the clock trolly. Everyone else will have things to do, people to see and places to go. You will be chained to your junkyard computer gay porn and gay forums the entire time.

It's really hilarious a person claims to be married to female or male yet spends his life posting on gay forums. Bad spouses yes but no one would believe for a minute that nut was every married, dated or anything else but bus stop restroom sex with strange men. They made a movie about him once called LOT LIZARD LMAO The did another one called Truck Stop Hell. I bet trolly is angry over his aids and simply has spent time spreading it around at the local truck stops. It must be real dark in those places because if anyone were to see his face, they would run out screaming.

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#75063 Dec 22, 2012
Merry fuckingchristmas everyone!
MOST INTERESTING MAN

France

#75066 Dec 22, 2012
***** BIG CHRISTMAS PARTY 2012 *****

BIG BOSS MAN cordially invites you to the BIG CHRISTMAS PARTY here in The Cafe on Christmas Day!

There will be good food and drink, holiday music, joke telling and most importantly LOTS OF HOT CHICKS!

As usual NO HOMOSEXUALS ALLOWED!

BE HERE OR BE QUEER!

- The Most Interesting Man In The World

“I'm walkin' here!”

Since: May 12

New York, New York

#75069 Dec 22, 2012
Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
<quoted text>
Where on earth have you been? I looked for you on our other thread and ya weren't there and not here either. How the hell r ya doing?
Are you all set for Holidays through the Grand ending at midnight on New Year's night when it goes to Jan 2nd? From now until New Year's Day is the big celebration for all relevant people not in the nuthouse, prison or under house arrest. The trolly that picks out names off top of his tiny brain is easy to spot and scroll past because they are always dumb names and nothing inventive.
R ya going to buy yourself that new Rolls you were looking at???
Hope ur doing well, have lots of parties to go to and fun things to do and get a huge rock of a ring this year.
Ur lil Prince who became Queen Elizabeth the first.
You know, with proper management, you could be takin' home fifty, maybe a hundred dollars a day, easy. You're pickin' trade up on the street like that. That's nowhere. I mean, you gotta get yourself some kind of management. You need my friend O'Daniel. He operates the biggest stable in town, in fact, in the whole god-damned Metropolitan area. It's stupid a stud like you paying. You don't want to be stupid.
Mr O Daniel

Hayward, CA

#75070 Dec 22, 2012
Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
Merry fuckingchristmas everyone!
I warn you, I'm gonna use you. I'm gonna run you ragged! You're wonderful, boy. You and me we're gonna have fun together. It don't have to be joyless.
RAYMOND

Bensalem, PA

#75073 Dec 22, 2012
Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
Blanche/Sybil!!! You hold that water in ya until I play the last note on this piano!!! I mean, no peaking of "package" under da tree until Christmas Eve. We usually open some that night if not all as you know. Christmas Eve is the Great Vigil Mass and opening of gifts and then one left to open Christmas Day.
I bought a new car! If ur nice you can ride in it to the Beach with me. It's a 2013 BMW and this time, I went all out and got the best of that model. Remember, the last one we had to roll windows down by hand? I kept it and if you're good, you get the 2012 car but hey, it's a new year and everyone buys a new car for the year. It will last a whole year and there is the limo but I like driving myself more and more.
I've got things in the oven! Two cakes and two pies in one over and in the other, a bird and doing it myself! I gave our cook off until tonight when she will start making everything for Christmas Eve. She has the list of things to get and she knows how to cook but I'm doing a pretty good job myself. I'll be back in Willyville soon.
I'm going to Choo Choo in March but have to go to Tampa first. That doctor who lives on the bay sort of thing...:) The shrink who knows how sick online trolly is.
scrolling along
RAYMOND

Bensalem, PA

#75074 Dec 22, 2012
Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm still shopping and started in July lol A few last minute things because I got addicted to online shopping on other puter and what did I do? I was browsing outfits and kept thinking, oh that would look great on me so instead of just buying for others this year, I have bought out most of the designer online stores and have a new Perry Ellis suit that will be here Monday morning UPS. I think it's a perfect fit and won't need anything done to it and I didn't pay full price either. It was listed for $4995.00 then half off and I had an online coupon for 70% off everything that came to a total of $250 or more and free shipping so look at what I paid!!! I got hooked on that and out browsing the stores and now have ten years worth of clothes as in causal, formal, hats, ties, a cute faux fur hood thing for winter where sides come down over ears, several nice gloves and a ton of other things that I'll wear once and give away so doing my part on economy too but I dislike buying in stores with the tax that goes to pay for the welfare and fucktard SSI he gets we pay for while he does nothing but sit on his lazy arse and cruise gay type forums seeking men.
Excellent scroll by material thank you.
HMOITO

Bensalem, PA

#75076 Dec 22, 2012
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR NE JADE TWO NEVER POST ON THIS THREAD AGAIN. banned forever!
five long years , now finally the j8dster is catching on 'ignore
the trolls' bout time 'ey? If only this time j8dster is not telling one of her notorious outlandish lies. We will see.
The J8 lives to lie.
Homoxmas

Ashburn, VA

#75078 Dec 22, 2012
With apologies to Bing Crosby



I’ll be homo for Christmas

I’m coming out this year

Wearing my designer clothes

Flaming from ear to ear



You’ll be sure to find me

Out of the closet dear

Santa I’ll be waiting

Now bring your package here!
QueerSanta

United States

#75080 Dec 22, 2012
For the queers this Christmas-
A dildoe in every stocking!!
HMOITO

Tempe, AZ

#75082 Dec 22, 2012
OMG check out j8dester new avatar. Talk about starving for attention.,screaming for attention "hey look at me"
common characteristics of a homo wannabee shut in.
HMOITO

Bensalem, PA

#75083 Dec 22, 2012
QueerSanta wrote:
For the queers this Christmas-
A dildoe in every stocking!!
vibrating bowling pin
Straight Sh00ter

United States

#75087 Dec 22, 2012
Homoxmas wrote:
With apologies to Bing Crosby
I’ll be homo for Christmas
I’m coming out this year
Wearing my designer clothes
Flaming from ear to ear
You’ll be sure to find me
Out of the closet dear
Santa I’ll be waiting
Now bring your package here!
May your chestnuts roast on an open fire, Jade boi nipping at your rear.
Straight Sh00ter

United States

#75088 Dec 22, 2012
HMOITO wrote:
OMG check out j8dester new avatar. Talk about starving for attention.,screaming for attention "hey look at me"
common characteristics of a homo wannabee shut in.
Bvttplungers are all attention ho's.
Straight Sh00ter

United States

#75089 Dec 22, 2012
This thread keeps the Yuletide gay, oops never mind.
Straight Sh00ter

United States

#75090 Dec 22, 2012
Pig Mania wrote:
<quoted text>I think Jade's not posting cause he's busy having his windows replaced again.
LMFAO
His nonexistent windows in his nonexistent house. I hope he tries to come on here after a tornado in Nebrasska and claims his house was blown away.
Straight Sh00ter

United States

#75091 Dec 22, 2012
On the fifth day of Christmas my trophy blonde gf gave to me....

a fifth of jim beam.
Straight Sh00ter

United States

#75092 Dec 22, 2012
On the sixth day of Christmas my trophy blonde gf gave to me....

six Delta airlines barf bags.
HMOITO

Tempe, AZ

#75093 Dec 22, 2012
Enrico Salvatore Rizzo wrote:
<quoted text>
You know, with proper management, you could be takin' home fifty, maybe a hundred dollars a day, easy. You're pickin' trade up on the street like that. That's nowhere. I mean, you gotta get yourself some kind of management. You need my friend O'Daniel. He operates the biggest stable in town, in fact, in the whole god-damned Metropolitan area. It's stupid a stud like you paying. You don't want to be stupid.
Ya work is always piling up around the stables , stump breaking livestock
is family tradition. Your boy friend O'Daniel is a cheap stake and stupid.
"whole gad-damned Metropolitan area? Must be a small hick town,
You can bet they are talking about you on the corner stoopid.

“The Topix Legend of "GS8"!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Beach, FL

#75094 Dec 22, 2012
NE Jade wrote:
<quoted text>Oh yes, a terrible punishment from a troll's version of God. Envy seems to dominate the troll on this thread, but his jealousy sure isn't affecting our lives in any way, is it? I'm glad to have some snow, even though I think it will be gone by Christmas. I'm done shopping for gifts, how about you?
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