The day you find me in that hellish bible belt mid country is the day you will find me on my death bed. I would rather sit in jail than set foot into some Shiite hole like KANSAS. Nice that they have the word "ASS" in the name Kansas.Curtese can you tell us about the weather in Norfolk, Nebraska? Yeah, we know it's you now stop with the gay sockpuppets.
I've flown OVER Kans-ass on my way to New York or Chicago, but that is usually when I run into the restroom and take a dump over you, I know it doesn't fall out, but it is symbolic.