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“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73045 Nov 25, 2012
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>How odd you would mention that. I just now watched a recent movie from 2011 that I recorded late last night. "Melancholia" with Kirstin Dunst and Keifer Sutherland. It is an impossibly wealthy family awaiting a huge rogue planet to smash into earth and destroy all. It is kind of slow, but creepy and horribly depressing.
I never saw the film but ya know, it's going to happen in just 12 billion more years. Blanche is going to be much older then and not looking well at all.

R2D2 will be a mess by then too. I will be leaving the Galaxy before it happens. I am awaiting a spacecraft just behind the Moon to take me to Heaven's Gate and that's what love has to do with it.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#73046 Nov 25, 2012
Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
There's no Tina on here but there is a Baby Jane Hudson... AND your Queen Elizabeth. I don't know anyone named Tina.
Oh, yes, you do, I was quoting from Hollywood Royalty, Ma'am: "Mommy Dearest"

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#73047 Nov 25, 2012
Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
<quoted text>
Tina? where did you come up with that name from Elizabeth?
Who u been talkin to girl?
Sorry, did not mean to offend, Ma'am, but I just like to talk about Joan and Tina Crawford at times.

(for all the haters....when first addressing Royalty, you first call the regent "Your Highness" then, from then on, call her "Ma'am", rhymes with "ham" for the rest of the meeting. Same with a male royal. On first meeting, call him "your Majesty" but anything later on, "Sir". My hubby is from London, so I know these things.)

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73048 Nov 25, 2012
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>"Waaa Waaa!"
How did Helen Keller burn her hand?
She tried to read the waffle iron.
dats wut R2D2 did to his sausage when jackin to posts. He thought it was lotion until he felt the motion and got the notion it was the waffle iron so see, he's not a total idiot but he did burn off a half inch pipe thus; he only has a half inch left and he started with three but flesh eater took two.

He's got da monster too. ya know wut i be talkin girlfriend?

He noses i be his damn Queen of the damned. hez got them readin problemz tooo. Whutz a shams it be.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73049 Nov 25, 2012
Peaches walking into the gym.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73050 Nov 25, 2012
Men at the gym staring Peaches down.

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73051 Nov 25, 2012
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, yes, you do, I was quoting from Hollywood Royalty, Ma'am: "Mommy Dearest"
Blanche is mommy dearest! I'm Baby Jane Hudson turned Queen. That Tina. I know whoz ya talking now. I forgot about that little beatch who said them things bouts my sister. She lied about the clothes hanger. Blanche only beat her once wid it.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73052 Nov 25, 2012
Tweeting to the guys in the far corner of the gym.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#73053 Nov 25, 2012
Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
<quoted text>
I never saw the film but ya know, it's going to happen in just 12 billion more years. Blanche is going to be much older then and not looking well at all.
R2D2 will be a mess by then too. I will be leaving the Galaxy before it happens. I am awaiting a spacecraft just behind the Moon to take me to Heaven's Gate and that's what love has to do with it.
I was in London 2 years ago and thought of you while visiting the Tower of London. They walk you by "traitor's gate" a short stair way from the Thames into the tower through a heavy gate. That is the very entry that Queen Elizabeth One entered upon her arrest by Mary. I could only imagine her fear on entering that grim place on those very stairs on a rainy night.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73054 Nov 25, 2012
Guys in the gym not exercising they are tweeting right back at Peaches.

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73055 Nov 25, 2012
Here is one for my lovely NE stud.

Peaches

Houston, TX

#73056 Nov 25, 2012
Lady on the tread mill eating a candy bar. What's up with that?

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73057 Nov 25, 2012
THE OLD BORNGAY wrote:
<quoted text>
Why can;t you eatshitanddie ?
He's tried all his life but he lives on it. That's the worst thing for him because he gets off eatingsheet. You you know how many toilets he's licked clean in his life? Sheeet is like spinach for popEYESZ to him. I know what would give him a heart attack and that would be puddie pie. If his sausage ever dove into a pie it would be the end times....

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73058 Nov 25, 2012
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>I was in London 2 years ago and thought of you while visiting the Tower of London. They walk you by "traitor's gate" a short stair way from the Thames into the tower through a heavy gate. That is the very entry that Queen Elizabeth One entered upon her arrest by Mary. I could only imagine her fear on entering that grim place on those very stairs on a rainy night.
I wasn't afraid. I refused to move in out of the rain then changed my mind and got inside but was already making my plans. The old hag thought she was having a baybee at her age and it was a TUMOR and I will never forget saying, This is the Lord's doing. He killed her flat out to make room for me. After all, I had the Spanish Empire to defeat later but I still have my lil froggy.

In the midst and the heat of the battle, I will fight with you all. They will not pass! I can stir up a hurricane and take all their ships away. I am your Queen and I am still a VIRGIN lol

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73059 Nov 25, 2012
Peaches wrote:
Tweeting to the guys in the far corner of the gym.
You've obviously never been to a gym before. Guys aren't tweeting during or after a hot workout. They are having a hot shower exchanging sausages in the steam and a few hotdog buns too.

Shows what u know about the great outdoors in the States! Being under house arrest has made your mind even more twisted over time with delusions of guy tweeting in the gym while nude.

U want that large uncut 10" sausage don't ya?
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73060 Nov 25, 2012
Peaches making the gym go broke. Guys have stop exercising. Staff will be happy when Peaches exit.Sweat popping off guys heads and its not from exercising.Guys running to take cold showers.

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73061 Nov 25, 2012
Peaches wrote:
Lady on the tread mill eating a candy bar. What's up with that?
U saw that in a movie! That was when the woman jumped in the pool and the kid ended up in the tree! She was the one eating the candy-bar on the tread mill but you've only seen a tread mill on TV. You're far too lazy for that kind of thing and they'd never let you out of house arrest for it even if ya weren't a couch tatter.

U sit there day after day using every penny of SSI on your microwave butter pop corn in one hand, tongue on the keyboards here and then greasing up the other hand with butter to put on something small for our posts. UR even trying to steal my NE away from me but he will never leave me. He loves me and knows I'm the best there is for certain things.

Can anyone imagine R2D2 doing a workout? The only workout going on in his trailer is his sausage per each post goes another nut. He's a sex addict with OCD and learning disability. This post will be far too long for him to read. He will read it but get frustrated as always. Next, he'll be trying to steal the dress from me in my picture
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73062 Nov 25, 2012
Peaches outside the gym. Loading up in her car. Friends follow in a convoy.

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73063 Nov 25, 2012
YIKES, it's snowing again. I'm going outside to make virgin Queen snow angels.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73064 Nov 25, 2012
What is that the guy from the far corner of the gym honking at Peaches car.

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