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“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73057 Nov 25, 2012
THE OLD BORNGAY wrote:
<quoted text>
Why can;t you eatshitanddie ?
He's tried all his life but he lives on it. That's the worst thing for him because he gets off eatingsheet. You you know how many toilets he's licked clean in his life? Sheeet is like spinach for popEYESZ to him. I know what would give him a heart attack and that would be puddie pie. If his sausage ever dove into a pie it would be the end times....

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73058 Nov 25, 2012
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>I was in London 2 years ago and thought of you while visiting the Tower of London. They walk you by "traitor's gate" a short stair way from the Thames into the tower through a heavy gate. That is the very entry that Queen Elizabeth One entered upon her arrest by Mary. I could only imagine her fear on entering that grim place on those very stairs on a rainy night.
I wasn't afraid. I refused to move in out of the rain then changed my mind and got inside but was already making my plans. The old hag thought she was having a baybee at her age and it was a TUMOR and I will never forget saying, This is the Lord's doing. He killed her flat out to make room for me. After all, I had the Spanish Empire to defeat later but I still have my lil froggy.

In the midst and the heat of the battle, I will fight with you all. They will not pass! I can stir up a hurricane and take all their ships away. I am your Queen and I am still a VIRGIN lol

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73059 Nov 25, 2012
Peaches wrote:
Tweeting to the guys in the far corner of the gym.
You've obviously never been to a gym before. Guys aren't tweeting during or after a hot workout. They are having a hot shower exchanging sausages in the steam and a few hotdog buns too.

Shows what u know about the great outdoors in the States! Being under house arrest has made your mind even more twisted over time with delusions of guy tweeting in the gym while nude.

U want that large uncut 10" sausage don't ya?
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73060 Nov 25, 2012
Peaches making the gym go broke. Guys have stop exercising. Staff will be happy when Peaches exit.Sweat popping off guys heads and its not from exercising.Guys running to take cold showers.

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73061 Nov 25, 2012
Peaches wrote:
Lady on the tread mill eating a candy bar. What's up with that?
U saw that in a movie! That was when the woman jumped in the pool and the kid ended up in the tree! She was the one eating the candy-bar on the tread mill but you've only seen a tread mill on TV. You're far too lazy for that kind of thing and they'd never let you out of house arrest for it even if ya weren't a couch tatter.

U sit there day after day using every penny of SSI on your microwave butter pop corn in one hand, tongue on the keyboards here and then greasing up the other hand with butter to put on something small for our posts. UR even trying to steal my NE away from me but he will never leave me. He loves me and knows I'm the best there is for certain things.

Can anyone imagine R2D2 doing a workout? The only workout going on in his trailer is his sausage per each post goes another nut. He's a sex addict with OCD and learning disability. This post will be far too long for him to read. He will read it but get frustrated as always. Next, he'll be trying to steal the dress from me in my picture
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73062 Nov 25, 2012
Peaches outside the gym. Loading up in her car. Friends follow in a convoy.

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73063 Nov 25, 2012
YIKES, it's snowing again. I'm going outside to make virgin Queen snow angels.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73064 Nov 25, 2012
What is that the guy from the far corner of the gym honking at Peaches car.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73065 Nov 25, 2012
This guy is so amazing. Puff, puff baby.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73066 Nov 25, 2012
Better make a quick right at the next light. Peaches friends know what's up. They'll catch up later once Peaches has lost this hunk. That's right Peaches help the fellow to be faithful to his lover. Peaches don't be so cold.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73067 Nov 25, 2012
Peaches on track.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73068 Nov 25, 2012
Snow flakes falling on his head.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73069 Nov 25, 2012
Oops, or might I say her head. Whatever. LOL
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73070 Nov 25, 2012
Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
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U saw that in a movie! That was when the woman jumped in the pool and the kid ended up in the tree! She was the one eating the candy-bar on the tread mill but you've only seen a tread mill on TV. You're far too lazy for that kind of thing and they'd never let you out of house arrest for it even if ya weren't a couch tatter.
U sit there day after day using every penny of SSI on your microwave butter pop corn in one hand, tongue on the keyboards here and then greasing up the other hand with butter to put on something small for our posts. UR even trying to steal my NE away from me but he will never leave me. He loves me and knows I'm the best there is for certain things.
Can anyone imagine R2D2 doing a workout? The only workout going on in his trailer is his sausage per each post goes another nut. He's a sex addict with OCD and learning disability. This post will be far too long for him to read. He will read it but get frustrated as always. Next, he'll be trying to steal the dress from me in my picture
What a cute expression you posted. You should put this post on a greeting card just in time for the holidays. So long Santa reindeer.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73071 Nov 25, 2012
Some people aren't wise. Isn't it nice to have Peaches here to help them out.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#73075 Nov 25, 2012
Peaches wrote:
Peaches making the gym go broke. Guys have stop exercising. Staff will be happy when Peaches exit.Sweat popping off guys heads and its not from exercising.Guys running to take cold showers.
Stop exercising? They are probably so SICKENED from your huge flapping thighs and blubbery ass, they just give up, "if God can allow a human to look like that, why do we bother?"
As for running for the showers, probably to wash off any drops of your vile Cheetos smelling sweat.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#73076 Nov 25, 2012
Peaches wrote:
Some people aren't wise. Isn't it nice to have Peaches here to help them out.
Isn't it disturbing to see someone speaking in the third person about HIMself?
Boris

Moscow, Russia

#73077 Nov 25, 2012
Barnaby wrote:
Anybody seen my buddy, Jade?
He'll be here soon with some made up story about how great his Thanksgiving was. In reality he's been lurking for the last four days rating posts and clicking report abuse over and over.
Boris

Moscow, Russia

#73078 Nov 25, 2012
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>Stop exercising? They are probably so SICKENED from your huge flapping thighs and blubbery ass, they just give up, "if God can allow a human to look like that, why do we bother?"
As for running for the showers, probably to wash off any drops of your vile Cheetos smelling sweat.
You best scram before BIG TEX gets back or you'll have hell to pay! Feel me?
HMOITO R2D2

San Jose, CA

#73080 Nov 25, 2012
Lets all pitch in and send j8ster couple dollars get her internet turned back on 'ey? No?

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