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“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73036 Nov 25, 2012
Chico wrote:
Yet another reason to say NO to homo sex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =vsw55kh2Ct8XX&feature=fvw rel
Science just proved last week that Star making in the Universe is slowing down. After billions of years of massive breeding, the whole Universe is turning gay.

Too bad for you the Andromeda galaxy will be colliding with the Milkyway, merging to dying giant Stars into one hell of a big bang. BTW, you live in Andromeda galaxy for point of ref while I love the "milky ways" especially if the milk is SALTY. While I like the taste, you like the feel of the sausage going up your pancake.

Your Queen has spoken thus; it is a case closed.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#73037 Nov 25, 2012
Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
<quoted text>
We go all out for Thanksgiving and instead of dragging old relatives out, we lock them away in closets where they belong and at Christmas, we do great things like finding nursing homes for those over 60 and although we never visit, we make sure they have a TV in the room before we leave. At Lent on what really should be called black Friday, is the time we ship relatives to Alaska and put the old or just worn out ones on ice and cut the ice off and push it out to Sea facing south to melt away lmao
Tina, I want to talk to you, in the OTHER room.
Why did you say I got expelled?

Because you DID get expelled!

THAT is a lie. SLAP!

I don't know what to do with you!

Why NOT?
Why did you adopt me?

Because I wanted someone to love!

Don't act for me! I want to know. WHY did you ADOPT me?

Maybe I did it for a little publicity, oh, Tina, that's not true, you know it's not true.

Maybe just a little true.

I don't ask very much from you GIRL!

Why can't you treat me with the respect that I would get from any STRANGER on the street?

Because I am NOT one of your FANS!!!!!

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#73038 Nov 25, 2012
Peaches wrote:
<quoted text>Pray that it doesn't happen to your love one's.
Uh, you do NOT use an apostrophe for a multiple, dear. You made it a possessive.

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73039 Nov 25, 2012
Poindexter wrote:
<quoted text>Two long too read.
Take some developmental classes to help you with your reading problem rather than complaining about it all the time. No one here is going to help you. You either reach out for help or not. Blame your parents for not having you tested sooner for learning disabilities.

Not my fault posts are too long for you to read. Go look at pictures in a book instead or back to your gay porn. You can at least see.

Don't make your Queen rename you Helen Keller.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#73040 Nov 25, 2012
Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
<quoted text>
Science just proved last week that Star making in the Universe is slowing down. After billions of years of massive breeding, the whole Universe is turning gay.
Too bad for you the Andromeda galaxy will be colliding with the Milkyway, merging to dying giant Stars into one hell of a big bang. BTW, you live in Andromeda galaxy for point of ref while I love the "milky ways" especially if the milk is SALTY. While I like the taste, you like the feel of the sausage going up your pancake.
Your Queen has spoken thus; it is a case closed.
How odd you would mention that. I just now watched a recent movie from 2011 that I recorded late last night. "Melancholia" with Kirstin Dunst and Keifer Sutherland. It is an impossibly wealthy family awaiting a huge rogue planet to smash into earth and destroy all. It is kind of slow, but creepy and horribly depressing.

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73041 Nov 25, 2012
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>Tina, I want to talk to you, in the OTHER room.
Why did you say I got expelled?
Because you DID get expelled!
THAT is a lie. SLAP!
I don't know what to do with you!
Why NOT?
Why did you adopt me?
Because I wanted someone to love!
Don't act for me! I want to know. WHY did you ADOPT me?
Maybe I did it for a little publicity, oh, Tina, that's not true, you know it's not true.
Maybe just a little true.
I don't ask very much from you GIRL!
Why can't you treat me with the respect that I would get from any STRANGER on the street?
Because I am NOT one of your FANS!!!!!
Tina? where did you come up with that name from Elizabeth?

Who u been talkin to girl?

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#73042 Nov 25, 2012
Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
<quoted text>
Take some developmental classes to help you with your reading problem rather than complaining about it all the time. No one here is going to help you. You either reach out for help or not. Blame your parents for not having you tested sooner for learning disabilities.
Not my fault posts are too long for you to read. Go look at pictures in a book instead or back to your gay porn. You can at least see.
Don't make your Queen rename you Helen Keller.
"Waaa Waaa!"

How did Helen Keller burn her hand?
She tried to read the waffle iron.

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73043 Nov 25, 2012
There's no Tina on here but there is a Baby Jane Hudson... AND your Queen Elizabeth. I don't know anyone named Tina.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#73044 Nov 25, 2012
Peaches wrote:
Peaches and big foot.
with all your posts LOVINGLY describing how you cannot shove down enough food into your huge distended overhanging gut, you should be calling it "Peaches and big ass", or "Peaches and big belly."

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73045 Nov 25, 2012
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>How odd you would mention that. I just now watched a recent movie from 2011 that I recorded late last night. "Melancholia" with Kirstin Dunst and Keifer Sutherland. It is an impossibly wealthy family awaiting a huge rogue planet to smash into earth and destroy all. It is kind of slow, but creepy and horribly depressing.
I never saw the film but ya know, it's going to happen in just 12 billion more years. Blanche is going to be much older then and not looking well at all.

R2D2 will be a mess by then too. I will be leaving the Galaxy before it happens. I am awaiting a spacecraft just behind the Moon to take me to Heaven's Gate and that's what love has to do with it.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#73046 Nov 25, 2012
Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
There's no Tina on here but there is a Baby Jane Hudson... AND your Queen Elizabeth. I don't know anyone named Tina.
Oh, yes, you do, I was quoting from Hollywood Royalty, Ma'am: "Mommy Dearest"

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#73047 Nov 25, 2012
Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
<quoted text>
Tina? where did you come up with that name from Elizabeth?
Who u been talkin to girl?
Sorry, did not mean to offend, Ma'am, but I just like to talk about Joan and Tina Crawford at times.

(for all the haters....when first addressing Royalty, you first call the regent "Your Highness" then, from then on, call her "Ma'am", rhymes with "ham" for the rest of the meeting. Same with a male royal. On first meeting, call him "your Majesty" but anything later on, "Sir". My hubby is from London, so I know these things.)

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73048 Nov 25, 2012
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>"Waaa Waaa!"
How did Helen Keller burn her hand?
She tried to read the waffle iron.
dats wut R2D2 did to his sausage when jackin to posts. He thought it was lotion until he felt the motion and got the notion it was the waffle iron so see, he's not a total idiot but he did burn off a half inch pipe thus; he only has a half inch left and he started with three but flesh eater took two.

He's got da monster too. ya know wut i be talkin girlfriend?

He noses i be his damn Queen of the damned. hez got them readin problemz tooo. Whutz a shams it be.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73049 Nov 25, 2012
Peaches walking into the gym.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73050 Nov 25, 2012
Men at the gym staring Peaches down.

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73051 Nov 25, 2012
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, yes, you do, I was quoting from Hollywood Royalty, Ma'am: "Mommy Dearest"
Blanche is mommy dearest! I'm Baby Jane Hudson turned Queen. That Tina. I know whoz ya talking now. I forgot about that little beatch who said them things bouts my sister. She lied about the clothes hanger. Blanche only beat her once wid it.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73052 Nov 25, 2012
Tweeting to the guys in the far corner of the gym.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#73053 Nov 25, 2012
Queen Elizabeth 1st wrote:
<quoted text>
I never saw the film but ya know, it's going to happen in just 12 billion more years. Blanche is going to be much older then and not looking well at all.
R2D2 will be a mess by then too. I will be leaving the Galaxy before it happens. I am awaiting a spacecraft just behind the Moon to take me to Heaven's Gate and that's what love has to do with it.
I was in London 2 years ago and thought of you while visiting the Tower of London. They walk you by "traitor's gate" a short stair way from the Thames into the tower through a heavy gate. That is the very entry that Queen Elizabeth One entered upon her arrest by Mary. I could only imagine her fear on entering that grim place on those very stairs on a rainy night.
Peaches

Houston, TX

#73054 Nov 25, 2012
Guys in the gym not exercising they are tweeting right back at Peaches.

“MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN”

Since: Nov 12

Avon, Co

#73055 Nov 25, 2012
Here is one for my lovely NE stud.

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