The gay cafe for GLBT, friends and family

[Pierre]

HMOITO R2 wrote:

Laquesha Jefferson PhD wrote:
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You right but you do know that 90% of this thread is one crazy dog f*cker bantering with his alters. Though he is 100% "straight" he spends 24/7 lurking on the Gay/Lesbian Threads... and hosts twice daily "straight guys only" circle jerks/prayer meetings/Romney rallies here in the cafe.
He oozes over to other thread once in a while but I just lure him back here by telling him that peaches is waiting for him here in the cafe with a jar of pickled pigs feet, a 12 pack of Milwaukee's Best and a box of condoms
get light beer and please get ribbed extra long condoms any color will do.

Heineken for me and mangum size condoms two.

[Otto]

JOSE wrote:

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Jade cannot tell the truth it is her nature to lie. She gets No respect from anyone except her little click of liar so called friends. Anybody would by chance met Jade face to face (never happen) would drop her like a bad habit. Jade lives in a bubble surrounded by lies. Habitual liar is accurate.

yes Yes YES so true ....

[Otto]

Hello my name is Otto i live next door to Mr Jose and his cool brother Chico Mr Jose is a asshole., I have my own key i feed their cat while they are away for any extended length of time , oh those two brothers are crazy you know just saying . Oh btw the cats name is Tom he is a boy cat in case you want to know. Best cat , meow wants outside and when he wants back in. Oh i almost forgot Tom is a boy cat.

[Otto]

did i mention Tom is a boy cat?

[Otto]

not a gurl cat NO! no

A boy cat YES! yes

[Otto]

confuzing hell out of j8ster

[Otto]

oh wait a second j8ster stated earlier ???

j8 do we need to go there?

[Otto]

NE Jade wrote:

When the sentence structure of any sentence of a posting turns fragmented and ceases to make sense,which in many cases is the first sentence, I stop reading. Therefore much of what is posted by the illiterate troll, to me, goes unread. No carry on, the sock puppets might respond to yourself! LOL

w ho daaa fc k ka r res.... u stoopid t rai ler park p o s

small print
if you never post to me ever again is fine with me missy... can you see what finger i am holding up?

[HOLME]

that ought to do it

[Pierre]

HOLME wrote:

that ought to do it

Hi Homey, it's good two see a registered poster posting here:)

[Pierre]

The Worlds Biggest Lie wrote:

Storm update!
My neighbors gay dog just flew by our window! Pink neckerchief and all! The lord works in mysterious ways, OVER!

The Lord is good, I wonder how many homotypes are on their knees repenting instead of sucking?

[_Chartreuse_]

NE Jade wrote:

Oh, R1, you posting anything about God's wrath is laughable, even when you post as the angry,"Biggest Liar"/Chico/Jose/Homey/Pe aches/Phil/sock puppets galore!!

Heya "Jade"

The Jade has spoken & says "R1" is these posters. Ha, like the new socky "Phil" Wanna know the full name of that infamous poster? What?? Peaches is a sock, ack smeg, isent a real girl? That's it I'm gonna have to go & turn gay if it's true.

[_Chartreuse_]

Otto wrote:

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... can you see what finger i am holding up?

Why'd u ask
cant U ?

[Kesla15]

Time for sleep, goodnight all :)

[Prentice]

Kesla15 wrote:

Time for sleep, goodnight all :)

Did you ever get around to chopping off your tally whacker?

[Prescott]

Why don't Old BornFckUp post no more, did he get blown away by the Big storm?

Wahahahahahahahaha

[NE Jade]

_Chartreuse_ wrote:

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Heya "Jade"
The Jade has spoken & says "R1" is these posters. Ha, like the new socky "Phil" Wanna know the full name of that infamous poster? What?? Peaches is a sock, ack smeg, isent a real girl? That's it I'm gonna have to go & turn gay if it's true.

Don't forget, Otto....she seems to be the angriest alter of all. She can't even post "straight". LOL Hell, she has to "share" a house and computer to seem more real. Soon they will all be selling Girl Scout cookies and humping on the front porch!

[NE Jade]

Kesla15 wrote:

Time for sleep, goodnight all :)

Good-night, sweetie! It's an hour after you posted, but you'll see it tomorrow!!

[NE Jade]

_Chartreuse_ wrote:

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Why'd u ask
cant U ?

She has it stuck so far up her ass, fist and all, she's going postal! LOL

[Picasso]

Blond King wrote:

This thread is for GLBT our friends and family.

WOW, 1700 negative judgeits, on the very first post (the post that really matters since it's the one everyone sees when they enter the thread) no wonder more queers don't post here!!!

hahahahahahahahahaha