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“goodbye topix”

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#70035 Oct 20, 2012
The Worlds Biggest Lie wrote:
Did you know that gays wish to point out that most pedophilia is between a man and a young girl. They even go as far to call it 'straight' pedophilia when actually there is no such thing. Any male having intercourse with an adolescent male or female is far from straight. Any sexual intercourse outside of a 'committed relationship between a man and a woman is deviant, degrading, defaming, unhealthy, unnatural, and morally unsound.
The BLTG deviants stereotyped and isolated themselves into a conundrum that is finally being exposed. Any married male buttsexing an adolescent male is not 'straight' but a closet bisexual with tendencies for young children. Thank the perverted liberals for all this classified confusion folks but at least the yolk is now finally being separated from the white.
Ernst Rohm coming to America with Homofascism.
Shoulda left the schools, Disney, and The Boy Scouts alone. Dead givaway.
BOO-YAHHHH!!!!!
LOL!
Hi Jade!
2 just plain nuts 2 read

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Wild Bill

Germany

#70036 Oct 20, 2012
The Homosexual Agenda

8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.
8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.

8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed for a change. Wake stranger next to you and tell them you are late for work so won't be able to cook breakfast for them. Mutter "sorry" as you help him look for his far-flung underwear. You find out that you tore his boxers while ripping them off him last night, so you "loan" him a pair of boxer-briefs, but not the new ones because you never intend to see him again.

8:05 a.m. Tell the stranger, whose name eludes you, "It was fun. I'll give you a call," as you usher him out the door, avoiding his egregious morning-breath.

8:06 a.m. Crumple and dispose of the piece of paper with his telephone number on it when you get to the kitchen.

8:07 a.m. Make a high protein breakfast while watching the Today show. Wonder if the stories you've heard about Matt Lauer are true. Decide they must be.

8:30 a.m. Italian or domestic? Decide to go with three-button Italian and the only shirt that is clean.

8:45 a.m. Climb into red Z4 and try not to look too much like Barbie driving one of her accessories as you pull out of your underground parking. Revos or Armanis? Go with Revos.

9:35 a.m. Stroll into office.

9:36 a.m. Close door to office and call best friend and laugh about the guy who spent the night at your condo. Point out something annoying about best friend's boyfriend but quickly add "It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks, just as long as you love him."

10:15 a.m. Leave office, telling your secretary you are "meeting with a client." Pretend not to notice her insubordinate roll of her eyes (or the cloying "poem" she has tacked to her cubicle wall).

10:30 a.m. Hair appointment for lowlights and cut. Purchase of Aveda anti-humectant pomade.

11:30 a.m. Run into personal trainer at gym. Pester him about getting you Human Growth Hormone. Spend 30 minutes talking to friends on your cell phone while using Hammer Strength machines, preparing a mental-matrix of which circuit parties everyone is going to and which are now passe.

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Wild Bill

Germany

#70037 Oct 20, 2012
12:00pm Tan. Schedule back-waxing in time for Saturday party where you know you will end up shirtless.

12:30 p.m. Pay trainer for anabolic steroids and schedule a workout. Shower, taking ten minutes to knot your tie while you check-out your best friend's boyfriend undress with the calculation of someone used to wearing a t-back and having dollars stuffed in their crotch.

1:00 p.m. Meet someone for whom you only know his waist, chest and penis size from AOL M4M chat for lunch at a hot, new restaurant. Because the maître d' recognizes you from a gay bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30.

2:30 p.m. "Dessert at your place." Find out, once again, people lie on AOL.

3:33 p.m. Assume complete control of the U.S., state, and local governments (in addition to other nations' governments); destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit all children grades Kindergarten through 12 into your amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms; molest innocent children; give AIDS to as many people as you can; host a pornographic "art" exhibit at your local art museum; and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell.

4:10 p.m. Time permitting, bring about the general decline of Western Civilization and look like you are having way too much fun doing it.

4:30 p.m. Take a disco-nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest and being so terribly witty.

6:00 p.m. Open a fabulous new bottle of Malbec.

6:47 P.M. Bake Ketamine for weekend. Test recipe.

7:00 P.M. Go to Abercrombie & Fitch and announce in a loud voice, "Over!"

7:40 P.M. Stop looking at the photographic displays at Abercrombie & Fitch and go to a cool store to begin shopping.

8:30 p.m. Light dinner with catty homosexual friends at a restaurant you will be "over" by the time it gets its first review in the local paper.

10:30 p.m. Cocktails at a debauched gay bar, trying to avoid alcoholic queens who can't navigate a crowd with a lit cigarette in one hand and a Stoli in a cheap plastic cup in the other. Make audible remark about how "trashy" people who still think smoking is acceptable are.

12:00 a.m. "Nightcap at your place." Find out that people lie in bars, too.

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Strawberry Lipstick

Pittsfield, MA

#70038 Oct 20, 2012
Praise the lord! I may not have a Chick-Fil-A within a 500 M radius of my home but by Jesus my neighbor has a henhouse and I'm gonna fry me up and make me a chicken sandwich for lunch!

Up with chicken!
Down with queers!

WOO HOO!

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“goodbye topix”

Since: Jun 12

Im not here

#70039 Oct 20, 2012
# Wild Bill
brave of u to share ur personal journal on this public forum. kudos

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Wild Bill

France

#70040 Oct 20, 2012
The Worlds Biggest Lie wrote:
Did you know that gays wish to point out that most pedophilia is between a man and a young girl. They even go as far to call it 'straight' pedophilia when actually there is no such thing. Any male having intercourse with an adolescent male or female is far from straight. Any sexual intercourse outside of a 'committed relationship between a man and a woman is deviant, degrading, defaming, unhealthy, unnatural, and morally unsound.
The BLTG deviants stereotyped and isolated themselves into a conundrum that is finally being exposed. Any married male buttsexing an adolescent male is not 'straight' but a closet bisexual with tendencies for young children. Thank the perverted liberals for all this classified confusion folks but at least the yolk is now finally being separated from the white.
Ernst Rohm coming to America with Homofascism.
Shoulda left the schools, Disney, and The Boy Scouts alone. Dead givaway.
BOO-YAHHHH!!!!!
LOL!
Hi Jade!
very informative!!!

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Wild Bill

France

#70041 Oct 20, 2012
hallelujah brother!!

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Wild Bill

France

#70042 Oct 20, 2012
~FACT~
Majority of children sexually molested 85% boys!
yoo hoo molested by a older men. yeah yeah straight!
Tell us again please set the record straight.

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“Cafe Boss”

Since: Oct 12

Thanks BIG BOSS MAN

#70043 Oct 20, 2012
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S DOING A BANG UP JOB!

- BIG TEX (Cafe Boss)

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The Worlds Biggest Lie

Pittsfield, MA

#70044 Oct 20, 2012
THANKS BIG TEX!
THANKS BIG BOSS MAN!!!

Shakin a bee hive with two! Count em, TWO HANDS!

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The Worlds Biggest Lie

Pittsfield, MA

#70045 Oct 20, 2012
Vice in a jar,
Gone to far.

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News Flash

Albania

#70046 Oct 20, 2012
Wild Bill wrote:
~FACT~
Majority of children sexually molested 85% boys!
yoo hoo molested by a older men. yeah yeah straight!
Tell us again please set the record straight.
yes it is true, you heard it here folks

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CONFUZED

France

#70047 Oct 20, 2012
Confucius Say
A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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News Flash

Nijmegen, Netherlands

#70050 Oct 20, 2012
On a Friday night more than 33 years ago, a 14-year-old boy told three leaders with the St. Louis-area Boy Scouts details of how an assistant homopedo scoutmaster sexually abused him on three camping trips.

The Scouts booted the homopedo assistant scoutmaster, John J. Kelley, of Hazelwood, from the organization, telling him in a letter it was “in your best interest as well as the best interest of the Boy Scouts of America.”

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“goodbye topix”

Since: Jun 12

Im not here

#70051 Oct 20, 2012
^^ 33 years ago. Sos was that u then "R1", when u was 14?
Yeh, recent news updates, theres nothing like it.

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Uncle John

United States

#70052 Oct 20, 2012
Big Tex is coming and he ispissed so you fruity-booty's better get the hell out of Dodge.

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“goodbye topix”

Since: Jun 12

Im not here

#70053 Oct 20, 2012
Uncle John wrote:
Big Tex is coming and he ispissed so you fruity-booty's better get the hell out of Dodge.
After u
I'll hold the door open

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Arli from Arlington

United States

#70055 Oct 20, 2012
Can anybody describe, in graphic detail, how gay fisting works?

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Arli from Arlington

United States

#70056 Oct 20, 2012
I wish my buddy Jade would start posting more often, his posts are usually grammatically proper.
Tall Boy

United States

#70057 Oct 20, 2012
Arli from Arlington wrote:
I wish my buddy Jade would start posting more often, his posts are usually grammatically proper.
It's the only thing about him that's proper.

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