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Sammy the Gimp

Bangkok, Thailand

#69843 Oct 17, 2012
Mommy Mommy wrote:
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Hurry mommy! Jade needs help! There's a naked man pokin him full of holes and he's moaning and screaming! OH NO! NOW THERE'S POO EVERYWHERE!
Hurry mommy! HURRY!!!!!
Jade takes it at both ends like a real man's man. Yeah!

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Sammy the Gimp

Bangkok, Thailand

#69844 Oct 17, 2012
That Candy Crowley fish is a heavy hitter isn't she. When she backs up she should give warning beeps like a bulldozer.

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The Worlds Biggest Lie

Pittsfield, MA

#69845 Oct 17, 2012
The protest at big brownie continues. No judge again. Here, I'll fix that!

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The False Messiah

Pittsfield, MA

#69846 Oct 17, 2012
Is homosexuality.
Zionism saved the best stereotype for last.

There! All judged!

Down we go!

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HOMO NEWS

Spain

#69847 Oct 17, 2012

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Gaytardo

Topeka, KS

#69849 Oct 17, 2012
Why are gays always so butthurt? LOL, I think it just dawned on me and yes that would hurt. Ouch.

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“goodbye topix”

Since: Jun 12

Im not here

#69851 Oct 17, 2012
Naked Gay Cat wrote:
<quoted text> Wow, aren't you nice!
Did u mean to say "aren't you mice?"
Yeh, couldn't resist that 1.
Anyway, heya!

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Since: Jun 12

Im not here

#69852 Oct 17, 2012
Davy wrote:
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You best scram before BIG TEX gets back or you'll have hell to pay!
You best scram before BUBBLES JADE gets back or he'll have posts to delete!

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Since: Jun 12

Im not here

#69853 Oct 17, 2012
HOMO NEWS wrote:
http://news.softpedia.com/news /Stephen-Colbert-Investigates- Claims-President-Barack-Obama- Is-Gay-Martian-299021.shtml
Yeh, serious investigative journalism at its peak. As if.

4 u

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#69854 Oct 17, 2012
Chartreuse is a buttmonkey.

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#69855 Oct 17, 2012
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
Chartreuse is a buttmonkey.
If that means what I think it means. U got that wrong.
Aww, doubt ur my type anyhow, sorry.
I'm already taken on this thread by "R1"'s "Peaches"
Ur 2 late.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#69858 Oct 17, 2012
_Chartreuse_ wrote:
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If that means what I think it means. U got that wrong.
Aww, doubt ur my type anyhow, sorry.
I'm already taken on this thread by "R1"'s "Peaches"
Ur 2 late.
Does he blow you every time he needs a toothpick? Size matters baby, and you just don't measure up. Old Boring Gay told me.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#69859 Oct 17, 2012
Brewster wrote:
<quoted text> I wonder if Jade is a rump ranger?
He's an asspirate sailing the seven seas in search of "booty" to plunder. He grants no quarter when he plunders the booty, he rams the shot home with every thrust of his poopdeck which rises and falls to the motion of the ocean.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#69860 Oct 17, 2012
No buttcaneer in the history of asspiracy can hold a candle to Jade.

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Little Tex

Kempner, TX

#69861 Oct 17, 2012
Hey, are there any rectumwreckers in this thread today?

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#69862 Oct 17, 2012
Little Tex wrote:
Hey, are there any rectumwreckers in this thread today?
Jade was in the cafe earlier but he left because he's butthurt about us laughing at him all the time.

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#69863 Oct 17, 2012
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
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Does he blow you every time he needs a toothpick? Size matters baby, and you just don't measure up. Old Boring Gay told me.
Oh ha ha. Not.

Betcha wish u had something even a toothpick after ur mama cut urs off with the sewing scissors, like, whoops, she figured it for the darning thread 4 R1s socks.

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#69864 Oct 17, 2012
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
<quoted text> He's an asspirate sailing the seven seas in search of "booty" to plunder. He grants no quarter when he plunders the booty, he rams the shot home with every thrust of his poopdeck which rises and falls to the motion of the ocean.
If ur gonna share ur sex fantasies try the sex forum.

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#69865 Oct 17, 2012
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
No buttcaneer in the history of asspiracy can hold a candle to Jade.
Straight guys letching after gay guys. The thought of it just sickens me. Sickens me.

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Straight Sh00ter

Topeka, KS

#69866 Oct 17, 2012
_Chartreuse_ wrote:
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Oh ha ha. Not.
Betcha wish u had something even a toothpick after ur mama cut urs off with the sewing scissors, like, whoops, she figured it for the darning thread 4 R1s socks.
Your Mom's crabs keep Red Lobster in business.

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