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“Stop the liberal madness”

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Blond King wrote:
I am King of gays and what I say goes. I can make a new thread each day if needed. lol
GLBT will continue on topix.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
"I am King of gays and what I say goes"

Are you sure?

I thought the Gay King was Curtsee with court jesters such as Rick in Kansas, Tom In ElPaso, Mona Lott ,Rose-NoHo and snyper as his Alinsky tactics consigliere.
Two Left Nuts

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NE Jade wrote:
Saturday night and the supposed straight(s) can't find anything better to do than haunt the gay threads with little stories. Something is amiss in glorious, satisfying, "Straightville", if this is the village's norm! LOL TTFN Post wildly, unsatisfied "numerous username", village idiot.
And headed for Jades house for the night.

Nighty night, Sugarbush.

“Don't Mess With Texas”

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Gays can be cured wrote:
All buttplungers are hereby advised to vacate the cafe immediately or Big Tex will get medieval on your heineys.
Well,thanks buddy for referring the decision to me! But I'll have to say that it's YOU who should get OFF and stay OFF this gay friendly thread for family's and friends of gays thread,created by a gay person! Oh,and don't let the door hit you on your azz on the way out,although you'd probably just love anything to touch your skanky disease ridden azz though huh? Brahahahahahalololololohahahah aha!!! Bye,bye now! I BIG TEX have ruled!!!

“Don't Mess With Texas”

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luv Sarah Palin wrote:
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"I am King of gays and what I say goes"
Are you sure?
I thought the Gay King was Curtsee with court jesters such as Rick in Kansas, Tom In ElPaso, Mona Lott ,Rose-NoHo and snyper as his Alinsky tactics consigliere.
And how about you hit the road also you skanky biotch! We don't cotton to your slimy bigoted kind around these parts! Now STFU you Constitution hater,NO one gives a crap about a slutty whore such as yourself! Scram or there will be hell to pay! I heard from a good source that Sarah does 2 dollar tricks in an ally somewhere!Brahahahalololohahah a!!!
Two Left Nuts

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Gay for Pay wrote:
Oh I love the city of Bangcock. It's like San Francisco on steroids. Even Jade could score here. I just did a fagtrain with a group of Puerto Rican midgets who are here for a ukelele players convention and guess who was in the middle of the manmeat mayhem.
And went home with Jade.

Thanks so much! I just booked a hotel for Xmas and New Years. Reading your post made my undies lather and my can seep down my leg. It's just the way you said ukelele and manmeat mayhem of midgets.
Wow! Uh-Oh? Here I go again? I'll be back later!!
Thank you!!!!
Two Left Nuts

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Michael Clark Duncan wrote:
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Well we know you like to shower with the young boys and girls also for that matter! One out of every 4 young girls are molested by freaks like you in their youth! And that(young girls) make up the vast majority of molestations in America! Why are you raping the innocent young girls,and do you condemn ALL heterosexuals for the crimes of the few like you do ALL gays? How about you sit down and STFU and get OFF OUR thread! YOU are neither friend or family so fuque OFF pedo boy and STOP molesting the young,innocent girls! You're sick!
And never came back.

Hey? What did you do with that chocolate backside booger I loaned ya the other night? Can I have it back?
This is sum party huh? Come here often? Is that Jade over there? You didn't tell me she was half Muslim half Jewish!!!
WTF man?
Gays can be cured

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BIG TEXAS MAN wrote:
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And how about you hit the road also you skanky biotch! We don't cotton to your slimy bigoted kind around these parts! Now STFU you Constitution hater,NO one gives a crap about a slutty whore such as yourself! Scram or there will be hell to pay! I heard from a good source that Sarah does 2 dollar tricks in an ally somewhere!Brahahahalololohahah a!!!
WTF ever beyotch. You're not the real Big Tex. He always does a bang up job but you just bang up your queerlover.
Gays can be cured

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Has anybody seen Kikwire or did he finally succumb to AIDS like a good little buttplunger?
Morris

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Is The Good Reverend going to give a sermon this morning? Anybody know?
Demetrius

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Peter wrote:
Hey, we got any rectumwreckers In this thread today?
Not yet, but not two worry for Jade will scroll by later:)
doug

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Blond King wrote:
I am King of gays and what I say goes. I can make a new thread each day if needed. lol
GLBT will continue on topix.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
immoral people will continue to do bad things
doug

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Gays can be cured wrote:
Has anybody seen Kikwire or did he finally succumb to AIDS like a good little buttplunger?
modder pomper
Straight Sh00ter

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Everybody is waiting for the sermon. Where's Good Reverend?
Twenty Three Triangles

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Have 69 sides altogether.

Two hundred and twenty two triangles have 666 sides altogether.

How queer.
Walter

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Has anyone heard from GodSmacked ? Aids?

let her know i am wanting to speak to her about safe deposit box
Twenty Three Triangles

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We're all set Walt! I got the key right here.
Twenty Three Triangles

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You defame my wife, you defame my children, you dishonor father and mother.
You get the horns!
You are a cult!
Sit down and shut your mouth!
Lester

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hear the one about gay man goes in bar to play shuffle boared and drink a few brewskis and there is only four bar stools? Stop me if you heard this'n.
2ROLL

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DEDICATE TO MY DEAR FRIEND j8ster:
feces
So last night I had a really weird ass dream. I mean, I woke up friggin 4am in the morning with 2 hours to spare til my supposed wake up time. I hate waking up in middle of night. So anyways I finally go back to bed. And what I dreamt of was weird as hell. If you can’t handle weird shit let alone handle me I advise you to skip this pot, although you will be missing out on crazaaay psychoanalysis lol.
This is how it begins. So it is 4am in the morning in my dream, someone keeps buzzing on my sister’s cell phone over and over again, she picks it up and she is pissed off cuz someone called her 4am in the damn morning. It is only Jill Valentine from Resident Evil, who just calls my sister to ask if she can do her project that she doesn’t know wtf to do. So my sister, pissed that Jill had to fucking call 4am in the morning was all “no bitch” and hangs up on her.
So my family then decides to hire a family doctor, but the family doctor really is an intern- a wannabe doctor that just helps us out via health issues. For some weird ass reason, the doctor decides that it would be healthy and good for me to have this weird ass tube stuck up in my ass that would like absorb all my shit… seriously… thats the weird part of this whole damn dream. The doctor also for some reason happened to have same name as one of my coworkers, but they looked like a totally different person someone else a patron I see every now and then who has kinda been a pain in the ass to deal with (which they literally do inflict in the dream).
So now I have this tube up my ass full of shit/diarrhea which for some godforsaken reason is visible to everyone and it’s super uncomfortable to walk around hell I even end up staining a pretty dress I wore full of crap in the back. I even try to chase the doctor cuz it was all day man 9-4 bitch just wouldn’t take the fucking tube off. So I’m even in one of her classes trying to convince that ho to take the shit off but she just wouldn’t damn it saying that it’s healthy and beneficial for me… I even tried to look up a way myself to take it out… and then that’s where the dream ended.
So what the fuck do you say or think about such a weird ass dream? Well, from interpreting the shit part- you can say I really am full of shit. That I do have a lot of waste and toxicity in me. Freud says shit represents pride and shame, negativity. Since I have all these hidden negative emotions in me, I am afraid to let them go myself- take the tube myself and I want someone else, the doctor who brought that shit out to take it out themselves because they are the ones who put that tube in there.
And many times in life we do that, someone brings out the worst in you and then you expect them to fix it up for you, but they cannot do that- only you can heal and fix yourself which is the moral of the dream of course.
2ROLL

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So where the hell does the pride come from, and what the fuck is up with the Jill Valentine part in the beginning? Well, truth is I idealize, I want to be cool and looked up to like women like Jill Valentine. Sexy, cool, strong, brave, admirable. In coming to understand myself, I’ve realized a majority of my goals in life was to project this image to others as this is my idealized self. However I get sad and start to hate others because others do not see me that way, they ridicule me- make me feel even worse. In fact, as time goes by I’m more of a Rose from the Golden Girls than any badass Jill Valentine or Aeon Flux. I’m sweet, a bit slow, I’m shy- not the best with others. But I am a damn good baker, funny writer and I have a lot of love to give. But thing- is who I want to be contrasts with who I really am, and it’s hard to accept myself for who I am because I believe only badass people get respect and love. I feel as though I have to write the next amazing “Harry Potter”, because I want to be respected and admired by others. I want to be an authority I guess. Because nobody respects a Rose. A majority of my life I’ve been babied and looked out for- I want to be the one watching and protecting others, the one and only- someone special.
So I guess that’s what the feces is supposed to represent, that aspect of myself- the idealized me… and I’ve had many problems because of it. I’ve made so many mistakes so far in my life, only I can fix them. I know that God will not magically fix them for me, but that he will be there with me every step as I fix them- because I guess in a sense he is trying to help me be the badass I want to be. Badasses are made, not born. But thing is, am I truly meant to be a badass? Should I be happy with the way I am, and learn to love the ditzy girl I am?
Now that is something else to ponder about, just hopefully it doesn’t involve shit again…

queer ey?

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