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# The gay cafe for GLBT, friends and family

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Since: Jul 12

#69415 Oct 10, 2012
IQ TEST FOR THE TROLL:

What's 3 squared up your arse divided by 3 then *8?

Which sentence below is best grammar:

Joe the plumber lost his job. The reason is Bush W's economic policies.

Joe the plumber lost his job. The reason is because Obama's economic policies.

The speed of light is 186 thousand miles per second rounded.

The speed of light in a vacuum is 186 thousand miles per second rounded.

Which above is true? BTW, the speed of light has been broken thus; it is not the speed limit anymore to help educate you.

Onto Religion:

God is an all loving God who knows all things? True or false?

If God is an all loving God knowing all things, it would not be possible for God to create an everlasting Hell or a Satan. True or false?

Jeffery bought 26 lbs of apples for 0.76 cents an apple and plans to sell them at \$1.45 each and sat them in a barrel by the barn without a lid. A troll came by and ate up 19 and 1/4 ounces worth of apples. How many lbs of apples does he have left and if 1 extra lb rotted, how much money will he make if he sells all he has left at the given price?

The fastest way from point A to point B on paper is a straight line.

The fastest way from point A to point B on paper is to fold A over B and stick a pen through it.

Which above is true?

It take one gay to change five light bulbs in 30 seconds. How long does it take you, the troll to change your diapers after you got off to gay porn?

You bought a stock for \$5 and it's overbought on good news. You bought another stock oversold on no news. Which stock will likely hit \$6 faster?

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Since: Jul 12

#69416 Oct 10, 2012
How long would it take for trolly to put his needle into a hole? Forever because it would just keep falling out.

I do know one thing. The troll having DID likely dresses up as the Pope some days and thinks he is the Pope and other days, he slips into the giant sized women's clothing he bought online with welfare money and runs around his trailer pretending to be a woman and he watches gay porn each day and then thinks everything done in gay porn is real life rather than entertainment fantasy that most gay people never do and many things in all porn is not even possible to do.

The troll can toss a salad but he better leave my hunks butt alone with his tongue! NE is for me. A man of quality, IQ and looks.

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Since: Jul 12

#69417 Oct 11, 2012
-Aldous Huxley- wrote:
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LOL, The problem with that is he already has a dozen or so up there! He earned them giving B.J.s' for K.J.'s in the good reverend Phelps bible's for blowjobs program! But for the truth about his babbling bible go here! I hope all is well with you my old friend and that it's not to cold up there in the great white north! Take care and see you in the emails! LOL
The absolute truth about the BIG LIE and fairytale!
evilbible.com
I'd like to see you in PM cute thing. Sexy pic.

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Since: Jul 12

#69418 Oct 11, 2012
I slept four hours instead of my normal three last night. What a wasted hour when life is awake not asleep.

I start pre-market trades soon and am off to Research work now. Will be very busy today through 6pm extended hours.

Be good everyone and let NE know how much I miss him and want to give him pleasure like he's never known before. He's going to take me camping this winter and we will stay in a warm tent all cuddled up together in just one sleeping bag as we become as one together.

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Johnny

Ledziny, Poland

#69419 Oct 11, 2012
Hey looks as though BlondPrince stayed up all night talking to himself ... slept all day. Are you a homosexual or a pedophile? homopedo? Why are you locked away in state asylum away from society?

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Strike

France

#69420 Oct 11, 2012
pedophile I'm a little shocked at why people would try to defend these sick beings. I don't care if a pedophile would defend a child for "love." NOBODY has the right to take advantage of a child like that. NOBODY. Imagine what a child like that would be growing up? She/he would have no sexual morals and probably becoming a some sort of a sexual predator themselves.

People state that pedos don't hurt children, only child molesters do, that's fucking bullshit. "Love" is the first criteria, I can't believe that somewhat would write that If a pedo knew what true pain was then they would know that is the most disgusting act to ever peform on a child.

Oh yea and whoever diagnosod these sick and heinous people with a "mental disorder," is probably one themselves. Pull your head out of your ass people, it's a sick fucking fetish, acted out by vile human beings who cannot tell right from wrong.

Sure we all have fetishes, some may be even a little twisted, that still doesn't give you the right to act out on them. Learn to control yourselves.
My cousin was a victim of pedophilia(the man took pictures of her to put on the internet for a kiddie porn site, some love huh?), she has to go to therapy 3 times a week ever since she was 12. She has a lot of social problems and is constantly paranoid women because of what happened. She refuses to let anyone close to her, she doesn't like to be out in public alone and she hates anything related to sex.

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Godzilla

Nagoya, Japan

#69421 Oct 11, 2012
33. Rev. 6:10 And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and
true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on
the earth?

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Godzilla

Nagoya, Japan

#69423 Oct 11, 2012
35. Rev 20:12-15 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were
opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the
dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books,
according to their works and death and hell delivered up the dead
which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their
works And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was
cast into the lake of fire

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Godzilla

Nagoya, Japan

#69424 Oct 11, 2012
36. Psalms 55:15 Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for
wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them

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Godzilla

Nagoya, Japan

#69428 Oct 11, 2012
40. Deut 11:26-28 Behold, I set before you this day a blessing and a curse; A blessing, if ye
obey the commandments of the LORD your God, which I command you this
day: And a curse, if ye will not obey the commandments of the LORD
your God, but turn aside out of the way which I command you this day, to go
after other gods, which ye have not known.

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Godzilla

Nagoya, Japan

#69429 Oct 11, 2012
41. Deut 32:41-43 If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will
render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me. I
will make mine arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour
flesh; and that with the blood of the slain and of the captives, from the
beginning of revenges upon the enemy. Rejoice, O ye nations, with his
people: for he will avenge the blood of his servants, and will render
vengeance to his adversaries, and will be merciful unto his land, and to his
people

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Godzilla

Nagoya, Japan

#69430 Oct 11, 2012
42. Deut 32:35 To me belongeth vengeance, and recompence; their foot shall slide in
due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that
shall come upon them make haste.

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Godzilla

Nagoya, Japan

#69432 Oct 11, 2012
44. 2 Chronicles
36:14-17 Moreover all the chief of the priests, and the people, transgressed very much
after all the abominations of the heathen; and polluted the house of the LORD which he had hallowed in Jerusalem But they mocked the messengers of
God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath
of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy.
Therefore he brought upon them the king of the Chaldees, who slew their
young men with the sword in the house of their sanctuary, and had no
compassion upon young man or maiden, old man, or him that stooped for age:
he gave them all into his hand.

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Wally
#69433 Oct 11, 2012
Homosex is perverse sex and requires immediate repentance!!!

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Godzilla

Nagoya, Japan

#69436 Oct 11, 2012
47. Psalms 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: Thou hatest all workers of iniquity

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Since: May 12

London, England

#69439 Oct 11, 2012
Lililth_Satans_Wh_ore wrote:
<quoted text>ty sweetie.... the funny thing about my posts is that they are real... my life has been such a crazy one i have no need to adlib... i have a website to ... i'll give it to you in private message
hi. hope you're doing great.
bye for now.

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Since: May 12

London, England

#69440 Oct 11, 2012
Strike wrote:
pedophile I'm a little shocked at why people would try to defend these sick beings. I don't care if a pedophile would defend a child for "love." NOBODY has the right to take advantage of a child like that. NOBODY. Imagine what a child like that would be growing up? She/he would have no sexual morals and probably becoming a some sort of a sexual predator themselves.
People state that pedos don't hurt children, only child molesters do, that's fucking bullshit. "Love" is the first criteria, I can't believe that somewhat would write that If a pedo knew what true pain was then they would know that is the most disgusting act to ever peform on a child.
Oh yea and whoever diagnosod these sick and heinous people with a "mental disorder," is probably one themselves. Pull your head out of your ass people, it's a sick fucking fetish, acted out by vile human beings who cannot tell right from wrong.
Sure we all have fetishes, some may be even a little twisted, that still doesn't give you the right to act out on them. Learn to control yourselves.
My cousin was a victim of pedophilia(the man took pictures of her to put on the internet for a kiddie porn site, some love huh?), she has to go to therapy 3 times a week ever since she was 12. She has a lot of social problems and is constantly paranoid women because of what happened. She refuses to let anyone close to her, she doesn't like to be out in public alone and she hates anything related to sex.
nobody here is going to disagree with you on this.
this is the GLBT, friends, family cafe - no pedos ought to be here or allowed!

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Godzilla

Nagoya, Japan

#69442 Oct 11, 2012
51. Psalm 21:8-11 Thine hand shall find out all thine enemies: thy right hand shall find out those
that hate thee. Thou shalt make them as a fiery oven in the time of thine
anger: the LORD shall swallow them up in his wrath, and the fire shall
devour them. Their fruit shalt thou destroy from the earth, and their seed
from among the children of men. For they intended evil against thee:

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Godzilla

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#69444 Oct 11, 2012
53. Psalms 73:12,18-
20
Behold, these are the ungodly, who prosper in the worldSurely thou didst
set them in slippery places: thou castedst them down into destruction.
How are they brought into desolation, as in a moment! they are utterly
consumed with terrors. As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when
thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image

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Godzilla

Nagoya, Japan

#69445 Oct 11, 2012
54. Psalms 149:6-9 Let the saints be joyful in gloryLet the high praises of God be in their mouth,
and a twoedged sword in their hand; To execute vengeance upon the
heathen, and punishments upon the people; To bind their kings with
chains, and their nobles with fetters of iron; To execute upon them the
judgment written: this honour have all his saints.

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