How adorable. That's like "do you still beat your wife"? I remember that kind of thing, in 3rd grade.Sorry to disappoint you [email protected], but I don't have your Queer Mental Illness or your perverted desires and urges. Are you still into little boys?
I'm sure you can keep your urges away with your doctor-sounding talk. Put Big Capital Letters on things that don't need them, that'll help. Maybe something in Latin?