Mark 16:17-18, "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; they shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them: they shall lays hands on the sick, and they shall recover."I am protected by God and His Holy Word.
Then you should have no problem drinking a quart of Draino. God your protector says you can, since you believe, why not prove it to us that you truly are protected by God and that you believe. You can do something like drink a quart of Draino and when it does not hurt you then we'll all know you are not a liar and God is real and the Bible tells the truth.
Go for it. Why not call 60 minutes so they can film you drinking that quart of Draino? The world needs to see how reliable and truthful the Bible is.