Your symptoms indicate an olfactory malfunction. I'd have that checked - the olfactory nerve is prone to cancerous lesions.<quoted text>
They smell like roses sweetie!
Aw c'mon you're just waiting for that other guy he'll probably not come back. He's not your type anyway. I am. Try me.
As for my willingness to 'wait', that applies to responses - not reprobates. I already have one of those.