Gays Get Blamed for Everything, Why n...

Gays Get Blamed for Everything, Why not the Mayan Apocalypse?

There are 12 comments on the www.southfloridagaynews.com story from Dec 7, 2012, titled Gays Get Blamed for Everything, Why not the Mayan Apocalypse?. In it, www.southfloridagaynews.com reports that:

The LGBT community has been busy this year. According to the far-right religious fanatics, we're the reason God sent Hurricane Isaac to New Orleans and Hurricane Sandy to the northeast. We've caused blizzards and earthquakes and probably the historic drought in the Midwest. (Thanks Iowa and your thriving same-sex wedding industry!)

The country's growing acceptance of marriage equality has put the United States directly in the path of the universe's vengeance, so it only makes sense that we should take credit for the Mayan-scheduled end of the world on Dec. 21. As everyone knows now, thanks to the internet, the John Cusack film 2012 and every tabloid in the supermarket checkout line, it's the end of the world! We're done! Kaput! Scrubbed out of existence.

Instead of sulking in a corner, we should enjoy the man reasons to celebrate. For example, holiday procrastinators can rejoice. This year there's no need to buy crappy convenience store Christmas gifts for family and friends this year because you decided to wait until the last minute—again. No one will be around to open presents anyway.

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“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#1 Dec 7, 2012
Oh, I HOPE not. I have a bunch coming over on Dec. 25, after we see the opening of "Les Miserables" in the movies, I am having them all back here for dinner, then on the 28th a trip into LA to have the fine high tea at the Huntington Library in San Marino, then my world famous New Year's Eve party. Oh, it would be horrible to miss all those with that silly end of the world nonsense.

“Equality marches on! ”

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#3 Dec 7, 2012
Curteese wrote:
Oh, I HOPE not. I have a bunch coming over on Dec. 25, after we see the opening of "Les Miserables" in the movies, I am having them all back here for dinner, then on the 28th a trip into LA to have the fine high tea at the Huntington Library in San Marino, then my world famous New Year's Eve party. Oh, it would be horrible to miss all those with that silly end of the world nonsense.
You're an influential gay! Just change the date to some time in mid January. January is such a long, uneventful month anyway!! Maybe we could add that to December's Gay Agenda discussion at our next meeting? Oh, so much to do, and in so little time!!
Truth

Minneapolis, MN

#4 Dec 7, 2012
Scantily dressed men wearing feathers and gold. Maybe I'm not gay, maybe I'm Mayan.

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#6 Dec 7, 2012
I've been selling New Mayan Calendars
david traversa

Villa Angelica, Argentina

#7 Dec 7, 2012
Scapegoats have always been the world's favorite pets..

“Equality marches on! ”

Since: Apr 08

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#9 Dec 7, 2012
Dirty White Shlepper wrote:
That's one word David. How about responsible David? You're the one that's been sensationalizing and stereotyping yourself since the hippie movement David. Drugs and deviant sexual behavior go hand in hand David.
Shouldn't you be changing your shade of lipstick by now? Hippie movement? Isn't it past your bed time, or did you nap today?

“Equality marches on! ”

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#12 Dec 7, 2012
Norfolk Pig Farmer wrote:
<quoted text>The lip stick dude told me you are a Topix employee, do you ban people?
I guess you need tread ever so lightly if this is a concern.

“Equality marches on! ”

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#13 Dec 7, 2012
Dirty White Shlepper wrote:
<quoted text>
Anonymous is righteous.
Shouldn't you be over at the Cafe, circle jerking with our alters?

“Equality marches on! ”

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#15 Dec 7, 2012
Norfolk Pig Farmer wrote:
<quoted text>Your post almost reads like a fortune cookie saying.
LMFAO
A fortune cookie can not speak. Had you left off , "saying", your posting would have shown some grammatical growth. My God, after five years, could you not at least learn basic English?

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#18 Dec 8, 2012
NE Jade wrote:
<quoted text>You're an influential gay! Just change the date to some time in mid January. January is such a long, uneventful month anyway!! Maybe we could add that to December's Gay Agenda discussion at our next meeting? Oh, so much to do, and in so little time!!
Is ANY day of the year more depressing than January 2? All the frantic fun is over, the decorations that looked so cute in mid December are vile and annoying now, but are no fun to take down, you have to return to work or school or whatever with NOTHING to look forward to until Easter break. I would be GLAD if the earth ended on that day! Not really, but please, let us have the last week of fun!

“”

Since: Sep 09

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#20 Dec 8, 2012
Curteese wrote:
Oh, I HOPE not. I have a bunch coming over on Dec. 25, after we see the opening of "Les Miserables" in the movies, I am having them all back here for dinner, then on the 28th a trip into LA to have the fine high tea at the Huntington Library in San Marino, then my world famous New Year's Eve party. Oh, it would be horrible to miss all those with that silly end of the world nonsense.
The movie "Les Miserables" looks great.

DNF

“Judge less, Love more”

Since: Apr 07

Born in Newark Ohio

#22 Dec 9, 2012
david traversa wrote:
Scapegoats have always been the world's favorite pets..
Great quote. May I use it?

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