What Would Jesus Do If Invited to a Gay Wedding?

Jul 31, 2011 Full story: johnshore.com 8,576

I’ve recently been invited to a couple of gay weddings. So — what with being Christian and all — I asked myself the famous, “What would Jesus do?” (Which I don’t too often ask myself, actually, since Jesus could, for instance, raise people from the dead and turn water into wine, whereas I can barely drag myself out of bed in the morning and/or turn water into coffee. Safe to say many of His options are none of mine.)

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“ONE NATION UNDER GOD!”

Since: Jan 09

Cincinnati Ohio

#6087 Sep 27, 2011
snyper wrote:
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Oh. Hey guys! We seem to have a new supreme pontiff here, "royal we" and all!
you don't know the half of it.

“ONE NATION UNDER GOD!”

Since: Jan 09

Cincinnati Ohio

#6088 Sep 27, 2011
Just Think wrote:
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That's just creepy.
actually prefering the perversions of this world over the righteousness and LOVE of God is 'creepy'.

opting for hell over heaven is 'creepy'.

“ONE NATION UNDER GOD!”

Since: Jan 09

Cincinnati Ohio

#6089 Sep 27, 2011
Terra Firma wrote:
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You lying slut.....
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I have "put up"; multiple times, in fact. I've highlighted them in my original replies to your posts; I've gone back and found and given you specific post numbers; I've even quoted some of the lies back to you. 
And your response then? DEAFENING SILENCE.
You've proven over and over again you neither fully read the portions of posts to which you do respond nor do you even respond to large numbers if posts at all. Just because you're a lazy, whiny, illiterate asswipe doesn't mean the posts don't exist.
I'm done playing your Alzheimer's induced memory games. Perhaps you can't remember what you ir others post most than a day earlier but the rest if us don't have such impaired memories.
So get off your lazy ass and go back and read everything you previously skipped.
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That's a lie in itself.
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I already have. I can't make you read the posts.
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All you want to do is spew ignorance and intolerance.
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So you actually take your own computer into work? Really? If not, just because your employer gives you use of a computer doesn't make it yours.
And since your employer pays you to apparently do little or nothing beneficial for the employer, why don't you use some of that time to go back and reread the thread to find all the documentation of your lies that you skipped or ignored rather than just whining incessantly about it?
and WHERE in this post have you showed me the lies i have told you?
absolutely NO where. you are playing games and doing so with ONE goal in mind. To bash a christian.
but thats ok. you continue right on that 'broad' path
i KNOW in my heart i have told you the TRUTH according to the word of God.
and your not honest enough to 'agree to disagree'.

i don't have time to battle with you over your unbelief.

“ONE NATION UNDER GOD!”

Since: Jan 09

Cincinnati Ohio

#6090 Sep 27, 2011
WasteWater wrote:
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Hasn't changed your cold, cold heart.
Got any more funny stories?
how would you know? my heart was like yours before God came into mine and made it new.

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#6091 Sep 27, 2011
YELLODOG wrote:
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actually prefering the perversions of this world over the righteousness and LOVE of God is 'creepy'.
opting for hell over heaven is 'creepy'.
No, spending eternity with you would be creepy.

“ONE NATION UNDER GOD!”

Since: Jan 09

Cincinnati Ohio

#6092 Sep 27, 2011
snyper wrote:
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piffle.
"sin" is a religious concept, that can extend to social concerns, but even then is a violation of some deity's regs.
"Right and wrong" are moral concepts that may or may not have a social component.
In the minds of religionists the two sets are conflated.
Baloney. open a dictionary.

sin is reality.

your logic would be like a foreigner coming to America and thinking because he was not an American he didn't have to abide by the laws here.

“ONE NATION UNDER GOD!”

Since: Jan 09

Cincinnati Ohio

#6093 Sep 27, 2011
dances with weebles wrote:
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you don't seem to know any christians, either. you certainly don't have a clue as to what it means to be a christian, anyway.
stick to the frog in your pocket when you say 'we'
if you don't know any christians its only because your not running with the right crowd.

“ONE NATION UNDER GOD!”

Since: Jan 09

Cincinnati Ohio

#6094 Sep 27, 2011
dances with weebles wrote:
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god had dissallowed blood sacrifices hundreds of years before jesus was born. if jesus died and shed his blood for the remission of sin it was against the will of god, and therefore is moot.
you better read the bible.

cause there was scrifices made by priest up until Jesus came.

“ONE NATION UNDER GOD!”

Since: Jan 09

Cincinnati Ohio

#6095 Sep 27, 2011
Rose_NoHo wrote:
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People who "Seek God with your mind, heart and soul" find all sorts of different answers. Why believe the buybull?
The terrorists who flew planes into the WTC believed they were doing god's will, and would receive the ultimate reward.
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When I test the buybull, I find the claims made for god are false. I asked in Jesus' name to have Mt. Everest move to ND. It didn't.
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It's not selfish to ask for proof of the buybull.
and there in lies your problem of confusion.
the Holy bible does not promote terrorism.

you think you can blend Islam in with Christianity as one in the same and they are as different as night and day.

read the bible.
GOD IS LOVE.
MERCY
FORGIVNESS
LIGHT
HOPE
JOY
PEACE
RIGHTNESS
TRUTH

“ONE NATION UNDER GOD!”

Since: Jan 09

Cincinnati Ohio

#6096 Sep 27, 2011
snyper wrote:
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And all Yeshua cared about was simple honesty, forgiveness and love.
You are a pharisaic heretic.
Can we burn you now?
if you truly knew what the Messiah was all about you wouldn't be as you are now.

“ONE NATION UNDER GOD!”

Since: Jan 09

Cincinnati Ohio

#6097 Sep 27, 2011
WasteWater wrote:
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No, spending eternity with you would be creepy.
oh my there is no adaquate reply to someone who just wishes to be intentionally mean spirited all the time.

i feel bad for you.

“ONE NATION UNDER GOD!”

Since: Jan 09

Cincinnati Ohio

#6098 Sep 27, 2011
Aida Lott wrote:
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...yawn...
Same shit, different day.
actually its the same truth and you are just one day closer to discovering that.

“laugh until your belly hurts”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#6099 Sep 27, 2011
YELLODOG wrote:
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and WHERE in this post have you showed me the lies i have told you?
absolutely NO where. you are playing games and doing so with ONE goal in mind. To bash a christian.
but thats ok. you continue right on that 'broad' path
i KNOW in my heart i have told you the TRUTH according to the word of God.
and your not honest enough to 'agree to disagree'.
i don't have time to battle with you over your unbelief.
well, in saying that you are a christian you are lying... and that's just a start. how about your constant preaching ab out things of which you have no knowledge. that's lying, too. then there's the idea that you're going to go to heaven or that you'll spend an eternity anywhere but in a dark, damp hole in the ground... all lies. face the truth for a change... as you're a goy, the god of israel doesn't want you around her.
The Troll Stopper

Blacksburg, VA

#6100 Sep 27, 2011
Martin aka David Moore the Kiddy-Diddling Pekin Troll wrote:
Hey Molester Moore, does it still bug you that your ex-wife won't let you anywhere near your own kids?

“I'm who I wanna be!”

Since: Dec 10

Minooka, IL

#6101 Sep 27, 2011
YELLODOG wrote:
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when you misrepresent bible scripture.
Post number please?

“I'm who I wanna be!”

Since: Dec 10

Minooka, IL

#6102 Sep 27, 2011
YELLODOG wrote:
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the Love of God is as bright as it gets.
Yeah, I guess hell fire can be pretty bright, can't it? Because it's only logical that someone who loves you would throw you in a lake of fire...

“I'm who I wanna be!”

Since: Dec 10

Minooka, IL

#6103 Sep 27, 2011
YELLODOG wrote:
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actually prefering the perversions of this world over the righteousness and LOVE of God is 'creepy'.
opting for hell over heaven is 'creepy'.
I'll give you this one. "Creepy" is an opinion. You can have your opinions of others. Personally, I find that people worship your god to be a very creepy thing. He's such a dick! Why do people worship dicks?

“I'm who I wanna be!”

Since: Dec 10

Minooka, IL

#6104 Sep 27, 2011
YELLODOG wrote:
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and WHERE in this post have you showed me the lies i have told you?
absolutely NO where. you are playing games and doing so with ONE goal in mind. To bash a christian.
but thats ok. you continue right on that 'broad' path
i KNOW in my heart i have told you the TRUTH according to the word of God.
and your not honest enough to 'agree to disagree'.
i don't have time to battle with you over your unbelief.
But you've shown you have plenty of free time at work. Why not play?

“I'm who I wanna be!”

Since: Dec 10

Minooka, IL

#6105 Sep 27, 2011
YELLODOG wrote:
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how would you know? my heart was like yours before God came into mine and made it new.
Wait, WHAT? What is your heart like now? Does it still pump blood or does god to it for you?

“I'm who I wanna be!”

Since: Dec 10

Minooka, IL

#6106 Sep 27, 2011
YELLODOG wrote:
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Baloney. open a dictionary.
sin is reality.
your logic would be like a foreigner coming to America and thinking because he was not an American he didn't have to abide by the laws here.
Sin is a concept. Sin is used to keep people in line. It's not truly reality, it's just another tool to keep "good christians" coming back and tithing.

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