Gay Agenda - Shhh, it's a secret.!

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“Author in search of a niche”

Since: Jul 07

Dallas, TX

#1 Aug 22, 2007
It's become apparent that some clever folks on this board have learned the truth about "The Gay Agenda." (I know, because they talk about it all the time!) <sigh> Face it, we've been found out.

So now it's time to adopt a new Gay Agenda. But this time, let's keep it a secret...otherwise, our plan for world domination...and cosmic redecoration...will be thwarted once again.(shhhhhhh)

<whispering>
Okay, what needs to be included on our new Gay Agenda?

WLT

“Concerned citizen at work...”

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#2 Aug 22, 2007
Total make-over of the White House... White is such a simple, boring color. Can you say "Color". ;op
JMichael

United States

#3 Aug 22, 2007
WLT wrote:
Total make-over of the White House... White is such a simple, boring color. Can you say "Color". ;op
Are you talking about the building or are you recommending that we vote for Barak Obama? Either one (or both) is okay by me!

“Fight bigotry.”

Since: Feb 07

Toms River, NJ

#4 Aug 22, 2007
How about simple equality under the law? Ooops, I let it slip!

I'll try to cover by suggesting a pair of big black boots for every gay man, and even bigger black boots for every lesbian ("lipstick lesbians" and drag queens excepted (note the correct spelling), of course).
AslanWRP wrote:
It's become apparent that some clever folks on this board have learned the truth about "The Gay Agenda." (I know, because they talk about it all the time!) <sigh> Face it, we've been found out.
So now it's time to adopt a new Gay Agenda. But this time, let's keep it a secret...otherwise, our plan for world domination...and cosmic redecoration...will be thwarted once again.(shhhhhhh)
<whispering>
Okay, what needs to be included on our new Gay Agenda?
The winner is gay

Redondo Beach, CA

#5 Aug 22, 2007
New Agenda ?

I'm sell all out to get what i want.

It's worked well for me.

As for the White House why sould i care there are people under the ground pulling the strings and making it all happen.

For me selling all out to get what i want keeps me alive as other waste there time and get sick as there used.

I feel fine and will never die of aides.

Beside i can tell that some of you people don't under stand the powers that be.

It's kinda funny the new spy came in with more dates than i have seen in years , i don't think he needs them I'll just take them unless one of those police guys shows up.
The winner is gay

Redondo Beach, CA

#6 Aug 22, 2007
ACLU-Tom wrote:
How about simple equality under the law? Ooops, I let it slip!
I'll try to cover by suggesting a pair of big black boots for every gay man, and even bigger black boots for every lesbian ("lipstick lesbians" and drag queens excepted (note the correct spelling), of course).
<quoted text>
We have a spy tonight so i'm telling the truth today.
Equality under the law?
They kill us and we kill them what can be smipler than that.
We can never get all of the room shooting at are heads so Smiply work with the smart ones and sell the dumb one.
IT works for cash and sex !
Oh and for the spy guy you can't win I think your trying to hertz's me but it dosent work on dubble agents.
Ha Ha

“Married as I can be!”

Since: Jun 07

Las Vegas

#7 Aug 22, 2007
ACLU-Tom wrote:
How about simple equality under the law? Ooops, I let it slip!
I'll try to cover by suggesting a pair of big black boots for every gay man, and even bigger black boots for every lesbian ("lipstick lesbians" and drag queens excepted (note the correct spelling), of course).
<quoted text>
Also anyone in uniform must have a great body, and male soap stars must perform each episode of their soap without their shirts for at least 40% of the time.(Oh, they already do. Never mind.)

“Let a smile be your umbrella!”

Since: Aug 07

Saint Augustine, FL

#8 Aug 22, 2007
Let's have PRIDE every day of the year!

Sounds like a good agenda to me!
Geri McNee

Sheffield, UK

#9 Aug 23, 2007
AslanWRP wrote:
It's become apparent that some clever folks on this board have learned the truth about "The Gay Agenda." (I know, because they talk about it all the time!) <sigh> Face it, we've been found out.
So now it's time to adopt a new Gay Agenda. But this time, let's keep it a secret...otherwise, our plan for world domination...and cosmic redecoration...will be thwarted once again.(shhhhhhh)
<whispering>
Okay, what needs to be included on our new Gay Agenda?
Just don't mention the "gay lifestyle" we are all supposed to be living ...
The winner is gay

Redondo Beach, CA

#10 Aug 23, 2007
Geri McNee wrote:
<quoted text>
Just don't mention the "gay lifestyle" we are all supposed to be living ...
No we are looked at as the walking dead ( with out souls )!

“Just call me Das. ”

Since: Jul 07

United States

#11 Aug 23, 2007
*Ahem!* I can't believe this thread got to 10 posts without a single person mentioning the most important item on the Gay Agenda: Brunch!

I mean, really, people! I can only attribute the oversight to a need for a good meal.

Someone make sure there are cherry Danish pastries; Borngay loves those!

“Author in search of a niche”

Since: Jul 07

Dallas, TX

#12 Aug 23, 2007
Geri McNee wrote:
<quoted text>
Just don't mention the "gay lifestyle" we are all supposed to be living ...
Oh no. "Gay Lifestyle" was all part of our old agenda. And they caught on that. All our promiscuity and debauchery. Our new agenda will include our life as it really is---domestic and boring.

“HERE TO STAY”

Since: Jul 07

"AXIDENTS" WILL HAPPEN!

#13 Aug 23, 2007
DONT' LISTEN TO DAS!!! HE JUST WANTS ALL THE CHERRY DANISH TO HIMSELF.. i HATE cherry danish!

“Just call me Das. ”

Since: Jul 07

United States

#14 Aug 23, 2007
All we have to do is use the old agenda, and arrive everywhere on gay time. They'll get tired of waiting and doze off or else have to take the kids to soccer.

“Trolls, the canker sores of”

Since: Jul 07

the internet.

#15 Aug 23, 2007
Dasein9 wrote:
All we have to do is use the old agenda, and arrive everywhere on gay time. They'll get tired of waiting and doze off or else have to take the kids to soccer.
I like this idea. BTW is gay time the same as Pagan time or Indian time (N.A. that is), if so I already have that down to a fine art.
*grins*

“Just call me Das. ”

Since: Jul 07

Brooklyn, NY

#16 Aug 23, 2007
Gryph wrote:
<quoted text>
I like this idea. BTW is gay time the same as Pagan time or Indian time (N.A. that is), if so I already have that down to a fine art.
*grins*
Yep. Also Quaker time, Tranny time, and New York commuter time.(Although New Yorkers do a rushed version, because of having been stuck on the subway.)

“... For Marriage Equality”

Since: Jul 07

Altamonte Springs, FL

#17 Aug 23, 2007
Dasein9 wrote:
*Ahem!* I can't believe this thread got to 10 posts without a single person mentioning the most important item on the Gay Agenda: Brunch!
I mean, really, people! I can only attribute the oversight to a need for a good meal.
Someone make sure there are cherry Danish pastries; Borngay loves those!
OOOOOhh!!! If we are gonna have brunch I will bring the Mimosas!!:D

“Author in search of a niche”

Since: Jul 07

Dallas, TX

#18 Aug 23, 2007
BORNGAY wrote:
DONT' LISTEN TO DAS!!! HE JUST WANTS ALL THE CHERRY DANISH TO HIMSELF.. i HATE cherry danish!
Danish? Did someone say Danish? I'm so hungry...but will have to settle for Corn Flakes, Splenda and fresh blueberries.(Can we add Weight Watchers to our new agenda???)

“Trolls, the canker sores of”

Since: Jul 07

the internet.

#19 Aug 23, 2007
Dasein9 wrote:
<quoted text>
Yep. Also Quaker time, Tranny time, and New York commuter time.(Although New Yorkers do a rushed version, because of having been stuck on the subway.)
LOL!
G'Morning

“Fight bigotry.”

Since: Feb 07

Toms River, NJ

#20 Aug 23, 2007
Good morning, all - brunch sounds like a great idea, though we definitely have to keep it from the haters - I've been to a few "non-gay" brunches and they just don't know how to do it.

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