Guess Who Wants You to Get Laid When the World Ends

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If the world does end, a recent poll says that one in four men will regret not having had more sex ; compared to one in ten women who will feel the same way.

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#1 Dec 19, 2012
Funny advertisement! OMM will want to boycott, but won't have time! LOL

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#3 Dec 19, 2012
Pig Mania wrote:
<quoted text>My Hottie wife just joined OMM, now they number one million & one (1).
Marriage between humans and plastic blow up dolls is not legal in any state or country. I'm sure OMMs would gladly accept your plastic sex partner to their group. Numbers are numbers, after all!

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#5 Dec 19, 2012
From G. B. Shaw's Man and Superman, Don Juan in Hell section:
THE OLD WOMAN. Excuse me; but I am so lonely; and this place is so awful.
DON JUAN. A new comer?
THE OLD WOMAN. Yes: I suppose I died this morning. I confessed; I had extreme unction; I was in bed with my family about me and my eyes fixed on the cross. Then it grew dark; and when the light came back it was this light by which I walk seeing nothing. I have wandered for hours in horrible loneliness.
DON JUAN.[sighing] Ah! you have not yet lost the sense of time. One soon does, in eternity.
THE OLD WOMAN. Where are we?
DON JUAN. In hell.
THE OLD WOMAN [proudly] Hell! I in hell! How dare you?
DON JUAN.[unimpressed] Why not, Senora?
THE OLD WOMAN. You do not know to whom you are speaking. I am a lady, and a faithful daughter of the Church.
DON JUAN. I do not doubt it.
THE OLD WOMAN. But how then can I be in hell? Purgatory, perhaps: I have not been perfect: who has? But hell! oh, you are lying.
DON JUAN. Hell, Senora, I assure you; hell at its best that is, its most solitary—though perhaps you would prefer company.
THE OLD WOMAN. But I have sincerely repented; I have confessed.
DON JUAN. How much?
THE OLD WOMAN. More sins than I really committed. I loved confession.
DON JUAN. Ah, that is perhaps as bad as confessing too little. At all events, Senora, whether by oversight or intention, you are certainly damned, like myself; and there is nothing for it now but to make the best of it.
THE OLD WOMAN [indignantly] Oh! and I might have been so much wickeder! All my good deeds wasted! It is unjust.
SLIF

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#6 Dec 19, 2012
Is that 1 in 10 straight women?

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#7 Dec 19, 2012
NE Jade wrote:
<quoted text>Marriage between humans and plastic blow up dolls is not legal in any state or country. I'm sure OMMs would gladly accept your plastic sex partner to their group. Numbers are numbers, after all!
Your right! I can't imagine ANYONE wanting to have sex with that, other than a forced plastic doll!

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#9 Dec 19, 2012
Pig Mania wrote:
<quoted text>I don't do dudes, just dudettes...Hottie ones at that.
Oh, twinks? I even doubt that!

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#12 Dec 19, 2012
edaJ EN wrote:
Buggery is bad and contributed to the spread of hiv into the heterosexual populus.
Oh, so you're wife was banging a guy on the down low?

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