New Research Reveals Average Penis Si...

New Research Reveals Average Penis Size Is Much Smaller When You Stop Lying About Penis Size

There are 22 comments on the www.queerty.com story from Jul 12, 2013, titled New Research Reveals Average Penis Size Is Much Smaller When You Stop Lying About Penis Size . In it, www.queerty.com reports that:

Size queens the world over are feeling the shaft of reality this week, as sexuality researchers at Indiana University released a chilling report that claims the average erect penis size is actually much smaller than previously inflated national averages-5.57 inches, to be exact.

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Since: Mar 09

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#1 Jul 12, 2013
ROFLMFAO !!!!

Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read this one.

“Unconvinced”

Since: Nov 09

Seattle, WA

#3 Jul 13, 2013
Pepper wrote:
Leave it to a fking Queer magazine to print BS like that. Sickening.
LOL! Leave it to you to go looking for it!

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#4 Jul 13, 2013
Pepper wrote:
Leave it to a fking Queer magazine to print BS like that. Sickening.
Yet you poured over every word like some kind of phallic scholar. What did you THINK the article was going to be about? Kite flying?

You remind me of my much younger brother. He would BEG to be taken along to scary movies, "House on The Haunted Hill" "The Tingler" Vincent Price stuff like that, OK, I'm no spring chicken.

Of course he would scream like a little girl throughout the whole movie then cry and have to sleep with mom and dad due to him being too petrified to sleep in his own bed. Of COURSE he blamed ME and said "you FORCED me to go" despite me warning him 10 times it would be too scary. My parents took his side and blamed me, one of the many reasons I am estranged from him today.

BUT, you are just like him. You have been warned many times that you will come across things that ONLY interest gays, yet you insist on reading them as if you are reading "Guns and Naked Gals" magazine, but then blame US for "FORCING" you to read these gay topics which make you so disgusted. WHOSE fault is THAT?

Do you too have to sleep with your parents due to being too scared by us big mean homos?

Since: Mar 09

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#5 Jul 13, 2013
TO: All Male Taxpayers
FROM: Internal Revenue Service
SUBJECT: Increased Tax Payments

It has been brought to our attention that the only thing the Internal Revenue has not taxed is your pecker. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed; 30% of the time it is pissed off; 20% of the time it is hard up; and 10% of the time it is employed but operating in the hole. Furthermore, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Accordingly; after Feb. 1, 2013, your pecker will be taxed - based on its size - using the pecker-checker scales below. Determine your category and insert the additional tax under "Other Taxes" on page 2, Part V, line 60 of your standard tax form.

PECKER CHECKER SCALE
a. 10 to 12 inches Luxury Tax -$50.00
b. 8 to 10 inches Pole Tax -$18.00
c. 6 to 8 inches Privilege Tax -$15.00
d. 4 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax -$5.00
NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

Do not apply for an extension. Males with peckers in excess of 12 inches should file under "Capital Gain" and come into our office for special attention.

Sincerely,

J.J. Cutchapeckeroff

Director

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#6 Jul 13, 2013
snyper wrote:
TO: All Male Taxpayers
FROM: Internal Revenue Service
SUBJECT: Increased Tax Payments
It has been brought to our attention that the only thing the Internal Revenue has not taxed is your pecker. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed; 30% of the time it is pissed off; 20% of the time it is hard up; and 10% of the time it is employed but operating in the hole. Furthermore, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Accordingly; after Feb. 1, 2013, your pecker will be taxed - based on its size - using the pecker-checker scales below. Determine your category and insert the additional tax under "Other Taxes" on page 2, Part V, line 60 of your standard tax form.
PECKER CHECKER SCALE
a. 10 to 12 inches Luxury Tax -$50.00
b. 8 to 10 inches Pole Tax -$18.00
c. 6 to 8 inches Privilege Tax -$15.00
d. 4 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax -$5.00
NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
Do not apply for an extension. Males with peckers in excess of 12 inches should file under "Capital Gain" and come into our office for special attention.
Sincerely,
J.J. Cutchapeckeroff
Director
That's a luxury tax no man would mind paying.

Since: May 12

Livonia, MI

#8 Jul 13, 2013
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>That's a luxury tax no man would mind paying.
I wouldn't mind paying it for someone else!!!

Since: May 12

Livonia, MI

#9 Jul 13, 2013
Khmal wrote:
This is such a gay thread. think I'll go two Chick-Fil-A for lunch.
WOO HOO
Yep, order two.
Happy Heart Attack to you...

Since: Feb 09

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#11 Jul 13, 2013
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>Yet you poured over every word like some kind of phallic scholar. What did you THINK the article was going to be about? Kite flying?
You remind me of my much younger brother. He would BEG to be taken along to scary movies, "House on The Haunted Hill" "The Tingler" Vincent Price stuff like that, OK, I'm no spring chicken.
Of course he would scream like a little girl throughout the whole movie then cry and have to sleep with mom and dad due to him being too petrified to sleep in his own bed. Of COURSE he blamed ME and said "you FORCED me to go" despite me warning him 10 times it would be too scary. My parents took his side and blamed me, one of the many reasons I am estranged from him today.
BUT, you are just like him. You have been warned many times that you will come across things that ONLY interest gays, yet you insist on reading them as if you are reading "Guns and Naked Gals" magazine, but then blame US for "FORCING" you to read these gay topics which make you so disgusted. WHOSE fault is THAT?
Do you too have to sleep with your parents due to being too scared by us big mean homos?
Nicely said!

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#13 Jul 13, 2013
Khmal wrote:
This is such a gay thread. think I'll go two Chick-Fil-A for lunch.
WOO HOO
Who asked your scragy ass in here in the first place, hypocrite?

By the way, while you're shoving down white bread dripping in mayonnaise today, ask them if they serve up NON lying names. It might be a novelty for you, LITTLE liar.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#14 Jul 13, 2013
Reverend Alan wrote:
<quoted text>
Nicely said!
Thank you, kind sir. I take that as a high compliment, after reading your scholarly and well done posts!

“Equality First”

Since: Jan 09

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#16 Jul 13, 2013
This is hardly news. When I was between 15 and 18 I used to read a magazine called Sexology, and it stated that the average penis size was 5-1/2 inches. That was back between 1959 and 1962 sometime. I just did a Google search on it, and the magazine seem to have last published in 1967.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#17 Jul 13, 2013
RalphB wrote:
This is hardly news. When I was between 15 and 18 I used to read a magazine called Sexology, and it stated that the average penis size was 5-1/2 inches. That was back between 1959 and 1962 sometime. I just did a Google search on it, and the magazine seem to have last published in 1967.
ONLY 5 and 1/2 inches? No WONDER they stopped publishing with depressing news like that!

“Equality First”

Since: Jan 09

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#18 Jul 14, 2013
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>ONLY 5 and 1/2 inches? No WONDER they stopped publishing with depressing news like that!
So this news of 5.57" is that much greater? And remember, it's only an average. And from my vast experience, I would say it's about right. Or was when I first got with my spouse 40 years ago. I haven't had any experience since then, other than him.

“ reality, what a concept”

Since: Nov 07

this one

#19 Jul 14, 2013
RalphB wrote:
<quoted text>
So this news of 5.57" is that much greater? And remember, it's only an average. And from my vast experience, I would say it's about right. Or was when I first got with my spouse 40 years ago. I haven't had any experience since then, other than him.
Hands on experience anyways...

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#21 Jul 14, 2013
The AssTroll Stopper wrote:
Leave it to a fking Queer magazine to print BS like that. Sickening.
This is the second time you have said this same thing.

WHO dragged your eyes to read the article in the first place? Is someone FORCING you to read these things that upset you so much? You will NEVER find ME reading anything about vagina or hetero sex. It is of absolutely ZERO interest to me.

Why is it so IMPORTANT for you to run from one gay and lesbian Topix site to another as fast as a cheetah, so you can post as many posts about how DISGUSTED you are at READING THE GAY AND LESBIAN posts? Just what is your goal? I can't find a new topic without your crabby post in it lately.

Are you trying to teach, or instruct or change our minds? What is your goal and why is it so VITALLY important to you to constantly shout out your opinions of all things gay?

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#22 Jul 14, 2013
RalphB wrote:
<quoted text>
So this news of 5.57" is that much greater? And remember, it's only an average. And from my vast experience, I would say it's about right. Or was when I first got with my spouse 40 years ago. I haven't had any experience since then, other than him.
Hey, Manassas, Washington DC, do NOT read any further, it will upset you too much. For GAY eyes, ONLY!

Between you and me, I am sure our crab apple from Manasas won't be reading this since he finds it so disgusting, anything MUCH more than 7 or so is kind of a bother and too big! In my younger days, I did get exposed to some true porn star sizes, but those, despite being interesting to see, were basically useless or impossible. A long time ago, I met a young black man at one of the local tough bars in LA and he showed me, by outline in his pants, a truly frightening sight to behold. He told me what he wanted to DO with it and I pretended to see someone behind him and excused myself and went home to calm my nerves from the fright!

“Equality First”

Since: Jan 09

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#23 Jul 15, 2013
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey, Manassas, Washington DC, do NOT read any further, it will upset you too much. For GAY eyes, ONLY!
Between you and me, I am sure our crab apple from Manasas won't be reading this since he finds it so disgusting, anything MUCH more than 7 or so is kind of a bother and too big! In my younger days, I did get exposed to some true porn star sizes, but those, despite being interesting to see, were basically useless or impossible. A long time ago, I met a young black man at one of the local tough bars in LA and he showed me, by outline in his pants, a truly frightening sight to behold. He told me what he wanted to DO with it and I pretended to see someone behind him and excused myself and went home to calm my nerves from the fright!
Hilarious !!! I had much the same experience, except it was a red-headed Irish boy. But I didn't find out til I was at his apartment, and we were, um, preparing to go at it. I won't go into the details, but we had to do an alternative to his favorite activity. I am sooooooo happy I found a life-time spouse.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#25 Jul 15, 2013
The AssTroll Stopper wrote:
You pathetic Queers are truly disgusting.
Then DON'T read it.

What the hell is WRONG with you?

I WARNED you to skip my post above, but NOOOOO, HAD to read it carefully, didn't you? Serves you RIGHT!

You are like Eve. God TOLD her not to eat that apple, but she just could not stay away from it but did, and then regretted it afterwards.

Now, I'm going to run off and look up some HOT hetero porn and watch that day after day, then complain about it to any6one I can find...NOT. If I can figure it out what I don't like, and avoid it, why can't YOU?
Harry

Dallas, TX

#26 Jul 15, 2013
This thread is sick! But then again queers are sick so it only follows.

“What Goes Around, Comes Around”

Since: Mar 07

Kansas City, MO.

#28 Jul 15, 2013
The AssTroll Stopper wrote:
You pathetic Queers are truly disgusting.
The only thing you need to do is stop yourself. Yet YOU ARE HERE DAY IN DAY OUT ALL DAY. Evidently not disgusting enough to keep you away. [email protected] R1 AssTroll.

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