You're the default a-Hole on Topix. For most gay men the default hole is a mouth. For those who do enjoy anal, it's no concern of yours. I'll loan you one of my unused dildos and you can try shoving it up your hole. Careful, You might become a convert.<quoted text>
Anal sex is the key identifying factor of gays. It is the most intimate act between gays.
All of this denies the obvious. If the anus had evolved for intercourse, it would be a vagina. Instead, it ends up being a default hole because gays have no option for a vagina.
love, your unused vagina.